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Peter wrote: "No, it's worse when they're les or bi cuz then they often find it offensive I think xD"

Whattttttttt?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "No, it's worse when they're les or bi cuz then they often find it offensive I think xD"

@Ayah Well, if you INSIST. XD (view spoiler)[ I'm kidding, you are cute as all HELL. Don't listen to any jackoff that says you're not. Give me their name, i'll knock their teeth out. Say the word. (hide spoiler)]
@Peter Aw, I'm not offended. I think you're sweet. <3

[[deleted user]]

Thanks xD

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I've never seen Ayah xD

[[deleted user]]

(view spoiler)[ Er, her name's Ayah. Knock her teeth out (hide spoiler)]

[[deleted user]]

Peter wrote: "I've never seen Ayah xD"

Pic under my profile XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {I can't take this very much longer} wrote: "[spoilers removed]"

(view spoiler)[
Well, I can't do THAT, but I can knock out the teeth of anyone else. (hide spoiler)]

[[deleted user]]

Stop with the spoilerssssss I'm on the apppp

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Zombieslayer/Alienhunter {dark blondes= dark fun} wrote: "Ayah {I can't take this very much longer} wrote: "[spoilers removed]"


Well, I can't do THAT, but I can knock out the teeth of anyone else."

(view spoiler)[ You're cute and you're a boxer tho like how. (hide spoiler)]

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "Stop with the spoilerssssss I'm on the apppp"

Sorry, stopping.

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Peter wrote: "Stop with the spoilerssssss I'm on the apppp"

(view spoiler)[ SURE THING P (hide spoiler)]

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah, you are just diabolical, you know that? XD

[[deleted user]]

That's like only an inch of your face xD

[[deleted user]]

Zombieslayer/Alienhunter {dark blondes= dark fun} wrote: "Ayah, you are just diabolical, you know that? XD"

I'm aware XD

[[deleted user]]

Peter wrote: "That's like only an inch of your face xD"

Mmhm, that's all you're getting XD

[[deleted user]]

Grrr...

[[deleted user]]

Grrrr. Live with it.

[[deleted user]]

RAWRRRRR

[[deleted user]]

Why you madddddddddddd

[[deleted user]]

Cuz I wanna see you xD you all know how I look xD

[[deleted user]]

I'll break your screen :P

[[deleted user]]

Cuz my phone won't be able to handle so much cuteness xD

[[deleted user]]

Suree :P

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

(made this quiz MYSELF for once)

1- What languages do you speak? Some Somali and a little Gringo Spanish.
2- Are you career-oriented? Nawww.
3- Have you ever apprenticed under someone for job training? No.
4- When was the last time you left the state (or province/country if outside U.S)? May.
5- What was the last song you sang out loud? Slim Pickens Does the right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell, The Offspring.
6- Sports you like? Football, volleyball, boxing, hockey.
7- Sports you play? Boxing, volleyball.
8- Best classes in school? English.
9- A favorite movie from childhood? Finding Nemo.
10- A quote from that movie? "Just keep swimming...Just keep swimming..."
11- Worst injury you ever got? Uhhh, when I fractured my toe.
12- When was the last time you ran anywhere? Last night, to a cart return at Wal-Mart. XD
13- Who's the newest text in your inbox from? My dad.
14- What book would you like to make everyone love? Storm Front by Jim Butcher.
15- What time did you get up this morning? 8:00
16- What was the last magazine you bought? *blush* Playboy. XD
17- What was the last movie you saw? Mad Max: Fury Road.
18- When did you last eat at a restaurant? Last night.
19- What restaurant was it? Green Tea Chinese Cuisine.
20- Is this quiz completely pointless? It is.

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*SWIPE*

[[deleted user]]

I LOVE FINDING NEMO

[[deleted user]]

FINDING DORY COMES OUT ON MY SIXTEENTH BIRTHDAY AH IM SO HAPPY

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {I can't take this very much longer} wrote: "*SWIPE*"

Oooofff course.
And who doesn't? :) I love it to cute little pieces.

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omg you bought a playboy Z you have guts.

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Ayah {I can't take this very much longer} wrote: "omg you bought a playboy Z you have guts."

I ordered it on Amazon.
I found a loophole, they can't ask you your age if you buy it used online.

[[deleted user]]

And it was delivered to your HOUSE?!

[[deleted user]]

Mad Max had Charlize Theron in it xD

[[deleted user]]

Who?

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

@Ayah Si. XD My mom almost saw it, but I covered with a little *story* about it being a comic book that was backordered from a catalog service I use.
@Peter That's RIGHT! Oh, my God, THAT'S where I know her from!
Oh, she was so awesome. :D

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HOW DID YOU NOT CRY OF EMBARRASMENT OH MY GOSH

[[deleted user]]

Not even I have read a Playboy xD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

@Ayah If she'd seen it, I would've just been like
'what? Oh, I ... Ugh, they sent me porn?! The bastards.
I ordered the E.C Archives, these idiots are gonna PAY!'
XD
But thankfully she bought the story.

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I want one now XD

[[deleted user]]

It's not really porn though xD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

@Peter You know, there's movie reviews and celebrity stories OUTSIDE the dirty pictures.
Not that I read them, but they're there some place. It said so on the cover.
@Ayah They're it's AWESOME. >:)

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It's like naked girls

[[deleted user]]

I mean I don't really WANT one I just think it'll be cool to have XD

[[deleted user]]

Isn't it just boobs? XD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "Isn't it just boobs? XD"

No, all the lady parts are visible in the pin-up in the middle. Most of the others, yeah, it's just boobs.

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Wow xD

[[deleted user]]

Can I borrow xD

[[deleted user]]

Waitttttt up. I'm the only one in PAZ who's not into chicks?

[[deleted user]]

Yes xD

[Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter]

Peter wrote: "Can I borrow xD"

How would you explain some random American girl sending you a skin mag? XD

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My parents wouldn't care, just wrap it xD