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♠Zombie Slaying and Alien Hunting 101♠
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Jun 12, 2015 09:49AM
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW
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Like some fat ugly hobo you befriended xD
Ummmmm no? Awkward but you look like a lighter-haired version of my ex
I wouldn't have dated him if he wasn't cute XD
COME BACK YOU MUST KNOW THE FACT THAT YOU ARE CUTE
No I don't wanna know xD *runs away*
No xD I gotta go eat xD byeeeeeeewwww

Once I had a halo, but then it caught on fire.
Once I knew I good man, but he turned into a liar.
Once I met a blind man, still lookin' for his eyes.
Once I met a bastard who watched his father die.
Annnd now...I'll tell ya how....I know 'em all...
I'm lookin' down the from the atmosphere! I took my number and I waited in line. I'm not frail from exposure, I'm takin' pictures with my mind!
Once I met a leader born from genocide.
Once I met a preacher, to his faith he said goodbye.
Once I knew w good girl, who shows her face no more.
It's hard to learn your lesson, when you've become the whole world's whore!
Annnd now...I'll tell ya how...I know 'em all...
I'm lookin' down from the atmosphere! I took my number and I waited in line. I'm not frail from exposure, I'm takin' pictures with my minnnnnnddddd!

By the way, random-ass thing, I was just thinking last night and I came up with this:
Zombieslayer/Alienhunter+ Ayah+ Peter=
ZAP.
I dunno, weird shit.
Could you PAZ me the salt pleaseeeee
Mmm... *makes philosophical thinking face* or could I zap you xD

@Peter What am I gonna do with you?"
Yaaaaaaay corn puffs!!!!
I wont zap youuuuu i pwomiseeeeeeee
I feel like what I think a start-up company is, is not actually what it is xD
A company that has just started? xD

A big scam is what it is (no offense, Ayah, that was just my very poorly worded attempt at a joke).
They're a big scam in the US, at least. Companies 'start up', ask for a bunch of money through PayPal and Patreon, then 'go out of business' without ever doing anything.
I knew a guy who had one.

They have them in Europe and Asia, too.
I'm not a flag-waver or anything, but I AM American.
Europeans, Asians and Americans xD
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