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Silent Bob and FNAF/Marvel tonigh, Gorillaz OC character sheets tomorrow. Gotta get back into this.
I just adore short people. They're like little gerbils whose heads I can hold pellets over.
*snort* I dunno. Should I be, mom?
Gasp! Sleep, young man. Or face my wrath.
The wrath of....I don't know. Something with lots of wrath.
The... Elephant of Wrath.
Oh, rats! I just figured, you know, elephants are like a LOT bigger than grapes and all...
A SKUNK.My babies were sprayed by A SKUNK!
Long-haired stoner with his fingernails painted black, covered in various animal's hair, no education to speak of and almost always saying something sarcastic/profane/blasphemous....and I am still the most qualified person in this room.
Too bad the manager's out or I would have this one in the bag.
Man I need to sweep in here. Between me and the demon I call a cat, it looks like you laid shag carpeting down in here.
Wish someone would've told me how many hairs you lose a day (it's like 80-120 or something) before I started growing mine out.
Gonna see if I can wrap my head around the program and try and make a 'Male dominant! Bigender <3' stamp for DA.
What year do you think it is that you can demand your wife has supper ready by the time you get home and that your daughter tie up her hair in the same breath, you prick?
Every time I meet an old lady, they ask me if I can cook.Bitch, why would I cook?
Taco Bell is a thing.
... I might have a thing for having my hair pulled. 0_0
GOD that's fucked up. Never mind, ignore me.
Dude. No offense, but I think you're too short to even REACH my hair.
Is it just me or do I have like WAY too many kinks for a virgin? :/
No wonder nobody believes me when I say that.
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DUDE XD
What? XD I'm LEGIT like a foot taller than you.
Might just bite the bullet and get #7 done tonight.Warning: It's HARSH. Ban me from Matt. All I do is fucking hurt him...
God, she must be twenty.Oh shit, how old does she think i am?
I've been mistaken for as old as twenty-five before. Most people know i'm a teenager.
...
What if she doesn't?
Oh well.state says its my fuckup, not hers.
The only good thing about oklahoma is the age of consent. And the only good thing about the age of consent is that as of last november i'm over it so nobody can meddle in my conquests.
Oh god. Ignore me. I think im druk.
^^^^Ignore every single post from last night, everyone.
Really you should ignore any post from after nine PM central time, they're either me being bitchy or me being drunk.
...
Or me being a bitchy drunk.
Either way, ignore them. I'm fine in the daylight.
XD Yeah, that's exactly it. Cool during the day, total mess at night.
Quote of the day: (take a wild guess who I was talking about)Me: Dude. He's like you crossed Hitler with Emperor Palpatine, and threw in some Old Major for good measure.
Dad: Old Major?
Me: Animal Farm. *pause* Read a book!
Doug's such a dick sometimes. XDDActual IM:'
(Stole Jamie's term, sorry bro)
Me: I was supposed to get my ear cartilage pierced the other day, but they wanted my frickin birth certificate, which I don't have so I have to wait till after we can go to Records in Dallas.
Doug: Just for future reference, you pierce anything that isn't your ears, i'm disowning you.
Me: Aw come on man. Homiesexuals gotta stick together!
Doug: *about a minute later* You know what never mind. I'm disowning you now.
W: You gonna go see Batman vs. Superman?Me: *sigh* Yeah. I guess. DC bugs the shit outta me, and if they're lettin' that douche from Man of Steel be Superman I don't understand why Christian Bale couldn't be Batman, but i'mma HAVE to go see it. Just to say I did.
W: You gonna wear a costume?
Me: Yeah. I'mma dress up as Ben Afleck and charge people five bucks to punch me in the stomach.
W: How much for friends and family?
Me: Two punches for eight bucks.
W: Nice...
The bastard prince whose blood you know.
Tonight:Finish Silent Bob pic.
Do Sheila character sheet.
Do Todd character sheet.
Read up to 203 in Steelheart.
Honestly if I just finish Silent Bob i'll be content.
I got a Tess picture done; her phasing into Steel Trap during a fight at thhe beginning of the Civil War.
Also found one i did of her and gwendolin a while back i think i might upload.
Tess pic:http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
Title is a lyric from the song James got stuck in my head. XD
Should've never admitted I shipped Superhusbands. :/Just got a fucking note on DA asking if Tess was Steve and Tony's lovechild.
Oh, what the hell. Uploaded it. http://lovethelieyoulive.deviantart.c...
I... MAY have over-done Gwen just a bit. ^^'
sleep with the devil, the devil will take you away.The devil is me and i'm holding the key to the gates of sweet hell... Babylon....
-Silent Bob.-New Marvel pic (Gwen/Tess, same as always).
-finish Sheila character sheet.
-finish Todd character sheet.
-start Vana character sheet.
-finish Steelheart.
The frickin' character sheets are bugging me, I shoulda had them done weeks ago.
If i'm the most responsible, mature person in the room (any room but especially this one) we.Are.
FUCKED.
Confessions about shipping (shut up, you knew what this thread was when you looked at it, you trash)(view spoiler)
Review for Steelheart:https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
I personally think it's frickin' golden, but i'm a little biased so...
I can't make the greasy hair thing look cool.Dave Grohl does it, he has chicks lined up to touch it.
I do it, I look like (well, I guess I technically am at the moment) an unwashed hippy.
*sigh*
I get, I get it.
Shower.
Goals for spring break:-Read 20th Century Ghosts.
-Read Catacomb.
-Finish The Awesomes.
-Finish/post three one-shots..
-Make Dream On video
^ Set a reading goal I can actually meet, and i'm not setting art or school goals 'cause i'm just gonna miss them XD
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I guess i'd be in pretty big trouble though, my parents would be able to see the rings in my ear and they'd know I didn't get their permission.