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Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Quote of the day:

(me and Mamacita returning from the laundromat)

Mom: *cringes* Ew, what kinda freak-ass bug is this?
Me: *doesn't flinch* A beetle.
Mom: What kind?
Me: Ringo, I think. Too ugly to be McCartney.
Mom:...
Me: What? Oh, sorry, is your 'cute one' Ringo?
Mom: No. Maybe. Shut up, wiseass.


message 5102: by jay, rip (new)

jay (jaysonstreet) | 35349 comments Mod
XDDDD IM DYINH


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments XD I felt so mean!


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Songs I should ban from my home/workplace/the world in general:

Love Bites, Def Leppard.
There's No Going Back, Sick Puppies.
Blitzkrieg Bop, The Ramones.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments The Light by Disturbed and The Crow and The Butterfly by ShineDown fit the bill too, but the above are a little more bothersome.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Like I could ever fucking do that though.
Caught myself singing Love Bites while I was feeding the dogs. :/


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments And Love Bites is the one I should really be rid of.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Hmm. My first honest-to-God creeper request.
This requires a toast.


message 5109: by Scott (new)

Scott | 10 comments So would that be a request to become a creeper? Or a request from a creeper?


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments My name is worthless like you told me I once was.
My name is empty 'cause you drained away the love.
My name is searching since you stole my only soul.
My name is hatred and for reasons we both know.

Worthless...
Empty...
Searching...
Hatred...
But who am I right now?



Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Scott wrote: "So would that be a request to become a creeper? Or a request from a creeper?"

From one.
No worries though.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Oh, screw him. I do not 'sing like a chick'.
My voice is no higher then Chris Cornell's, and it's A HELL of a lot lower than Axl Rose's.


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Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments ((new one-shot is narrated by Kyraa for a change. Snippet!))
Post Blood Rites, almost immediately following.

(view spoiler)

Heh, I gave Kyraa her own curse like 'hell's bells' and 'empty night'.


message 5114: by Scott (new)

Scott | 10 comments Zombieslayer/Alienhunter {But who am i right now?} wrote: "My name is worthless like you told me I once was.
My name is empty 'cause you drained away the love.
My name is searching since you stole my only soul.
My name is hatred and for reasons we both kno..."


You, are whoever you want to be. Nobody else holds the power to make you become something you're not, something you don't want to be. Make a goal, find out who you want to be, strive for that, it doesn't matter how anybody else see's you, because they're wrong, nobody knows you better than you know yourself.


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hello


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Scott wrote: "Zombieslayer/Alienhunter {But who am i right now?} wrote: "My name is worthless like you told me I once was.
My name is empty 'cause you drained away the love.
My name is searching since you stole ..."


Um... Thank you. That was very kind.
But, those were just song lyrics. I'm fine. XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Lιғe ιѕ ғυcĸed υp ( love 1D ) wrote: "hello"

Hi ^-^


message 5118: by Scott (new)

Scott | 10 comments Hmmm, well that does make a large amount of sense XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments I'm to stay at the house tomorrow to intercept a package. :/


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments He said, knowing full well he would be at the house by his lonesome anyhow. XDD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Okay.
shut up.
my voice is MOST DEFINITELY lower than Steven Tyler's.
....and you don't know who he is. Why am i not surprised?


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments I can't decide who sheds more; me or the cat.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Beats me. Everyone should listen to my wisdom. XD


message 5124: by jay, rip (new)

jay (jaysonstreet) | 35349 comments Mod
By far the funniest journal around.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments *blush*
Th-thanks. ^-^


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments I try to be relatable. Let everyone know there's bigger losers/weirdos/alchyies than them.
XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments ^ precisely.
I'm like everyone's older brother. You can usually learn something from me.
Be it constructive or not.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments So.
Um.
Yeah, this happened.

"But I got a dalmation, and I can still get high. And I can play the gui-tar like a motherfuckin' riot!"

I sang whilst strutting out onto the porch to get my mail.
Wouldn't have been so bad if this girl I kinda like hadn't been standing on her porch across the street.
0_0
She laughed.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Well, no. Not completely.
Would be nice if I could meet a potential romantic interest without first making an ass out of myself.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Hasnt worked out so well in the past. Just once id like to be the forbidden love/bad boy type.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments My moms friend might be over later. This dude is so cool i cant even


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Indeed.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Dream On, Aerosmith.
Touch, Peel And Stand, Days of The New.
Sick Sense, Pop Evil.

^ potential songs for the video i *might* be making to audition for TJ.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments The dude has like ZERO faith in me.
Guess that means I have nowhere else to go but up.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments He called my precious babies hellbeasts!!!!
I still think hes cool... but you DO NOT insult my babes.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Dream On.
I've decided.
Steven Tyler, steady my throat.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments YES I HEARD IT.
NO JOKES.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Alec Lightwood *Fallen out of love* wrote: "Er, heard what?

Also, cool looking knives.

http://imgur.com/TeFkuWJ
http://imgur.com/zPX2WTj
http://imgur.com/ww2ZIyp
http://imgur.com/K5yTHK3
http://imgur.com/18FSdJE"


Exactly.
And oooohhhh me like sharp things. >:)


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Alec Lightwood *Fallen out of love* wrote: "Really cool looking, right? I was the one that's multi-colored. It's different from different angles."

Yeah, they're awesome.
I like the tiger stripe one.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Yeah, that one. The Blue Steel's cool looking, too.
Nice. Not in the market for any more sharp objects at the moment. They are pretty choice though.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Well, truth. I don't own anything fancy, but they're sharp and that's all I really need.
Ya know, protection and what not.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments I can see why. Those are pretty. Like art. Nice display pieces.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments As in, like, game money, right? Not US dollars or ruble or yen and stuff?


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments ...
HOLY GOD.
Dude I can't even. On a KNIFE?
I mean, I know I sound like an idiot, but HOLY GOD that's a lot of money.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments No fricken kidding. I mean, yeah, they're cool, but you can get some stabby shit for like fifty bucks. XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments (actual conversation via text w/the guy with the band I;ve been yakking about)

Me: So, before I try to be as CRIMINALLY AWESOME as you are, got any tips for a young lad?
TJ: 1st, stop being an asshole. People hate that. 2nd, Idk, what do you need to know?
Me: People love assholes. And, uh, Idk how to sing in front of people.
TJ: That's easy. Just sing with your hips.
Me: COME AGAIN?!
TJ: Move the lower half of your body, stupid. Jesus H what r you, ten?
Me: Fuck off, 16. What do you mean by that, exactly?
TJ: Move. Move to the music, move to your voice. Move. That's all it takes. Watch some old GNR vids, youll get the idea.
Me: Mr -----, are you trying to seduce me?
TJ: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!!
Me: The graduate!
TJ: WHAT?
Me: The movie. It's from a movie called The Graduate.
TJ: Warn me.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Alec Lightwood *Fallen out of love* wrote: "Exactly. A real one for a fraction of the cost.
Sad thing is, I play said game."


Well, I can totally see the appeal.
Nothing's ever easy for fans.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Sounds good to me. I don't know jack shit about those types of games, but that sounds smart, so i'm gonna smile and nod.

Thanks. :) I really appreciate that. Means a lot from someone who actually knows it.


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Nice.

I can like VAGUELY remember singing at something called, I swear to God, Cowboy Opry when I was like twelve. And that's far as my music career has gotten thus far. XD


Zombieslayer⚡Alienhunter (theslayingisthunter) | 13042 comments Well. TJ was right about the GNR videos.
Axl.... Is not subtle.


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