I hate when I get caught head banging or doing some air guitar on the elevator….

[The Crimson Fucker]

Is 3:00 AM. I just got home and I’m tired…. I need to release some stress, I’m wearing my headset and it’s playing the southern death style by moon spell…. What else can a sad/tired fast-food worker employee do but assume his air guitar position and head bang like there’s no tomorrow???? And then the elevator doors open and there’s an old lady looking at me like I’m the Grim Reaper holding a letter with her name on it and a scythe in the other =(…. My life is so ghastly.

[The Crimson Fucker]

guahaha, whats your favorite song to air guitar??

[The Crimson Fucker]

KD, 1.I love Moonspell =) 2. I was not ashame... but that poor old lady look really scared =( what if next time she has a heart attack or something??? i can see the news headlines... crazy headbanger scared granny... TO DEATH!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

KD, great idea lets do Deathklok Fansong:


Fansong

You people out there give us something more than just record sales
You give us something to hate
And we hate you, you brainless mutants

Hate [16x]

You hunched and blinded mutants
living in chat rooms

You masturbate on the sheets
your mothers clean for you

You have lined my pockets
overflowed with gold

You're living with your parents
and you're 35 years old

You're a bunch of banks
that I'd like to rob

You're my on-line cash transaction
you're my future stocks

Transfer you like money
to a Swiss account

Spend you on an impulse
and zero you all out

Hate [16x]

I would like to get some sleep
but you keep buying all our things

My overhead is way too deep
for us to not make all these things

It's way too cynical, you see?
Hating what's supporting me

I am not you, I thank the gods
and if I were, I'd die like dogs

[Tracy]

this isn't quite the same, but when i used to live in a highrise, my cat always wanted to roam the hall when i took my garbage out to the chute (it's just a straight hall, about 8 apartments, no way for him to get lost, so i was ok with it because he was SO into it). well, one day, i'm taking out my garbage and the elevator comes and this little old lady gets off and my cat, because he's an attention whore, goes BOLTING after her. i'm pretty sure she must have thought he was some kind of hellcat or something (admittedly, he is a 20lb, fluffy black cat with giant yellow crazy eyes), becuase the look on her face was priceless.

elevators are just ripe for embarassment. and also, showers. i couldn't tell you how many times my boyfriend (and before him, numerous roomates) have walked in on me singing and dancing in the shower.

[Sierra]

lol! i read the first message. That old lady's jsut jealous because she didnt headbang back in her day & she didnt kno what an air guitar was. Just gotta let loose once in a while u kno? ^_-

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[The Crimson Fucker]

i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet....

sorry Seth but it was a bad joke...