I hate it when people say dumb things

[Valerie]

I hate it when my little girl doesn't want to go shopping, and someone says: "She doesn't like shopping? Don't worry - she will."

Or if a woman or girl changes her mind, and someone says: "That's OK. It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind."

Really??? I thought anyone could change their mind. Huh. Just do me a favor and shut up already.

[Kim]

"It can only get better"

that one kills me


OR:

"what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"


oops...wrong thread.

[Michelle]

"what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"

I hate that one too.

Also, "Is the glass half full or half empty?" It's just a glass, people.

[Howard]

"Puns are the lowest form of humor."

Lower than tripping somebody and laughing? Let's see.

[Vanessa]

Now that I know that puns are the lowest form of humor I will avoid them in favor of throwing my poop at people while eating a banana.

[Michelle]

Or "Build it and they will come."

Damn you, Lowe's and Ikea for opening up stores near me! Now it'll take forever for me to get to the freeway.