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The way you articulate your hate is brilliant.
Another thumbs up for the awesome imagery in this post, Charissa.
My Queen of mirth, you inspire me as always!
Much more prosaically, yeah, hate it. Last thing I need is more daylight, telling me I should be outside participating in life in a healthy way.
aw shucks you guys... now I don't hate anything as much... I hate it when you take all the piss outta me. : )
Well, I hate that I felt compeled to complement your hate. Nothing worse then living off another’s hate...
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I don't understand the point of having to Spring The Fuck forward every Fucking Spring. Can't we just fall back perpetually until the hour comes around again in a few decades? I think that would be funny. Eventually Wall Street would be getting up in the middle of the night to sell pork bellies. Like a Laotian grocer.
How many Laotian grocers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Laotian grocers don't screw. They are too busy getting up at o-dark-thirty to sell fish to people like Anthony Bourdain.
I was attacked by a stack of ants who had hijacked my archery hay bales yesterday. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. Or Labradoodles. Or haybaleants. Little fuckers almost killed me with their nasty, venomous little mandibles. But I fought them off. Mostly by screaming like a little girl, spinning in circles, and then going inside and falling asleep for 3 hours. I almost died!!! Sort of.
Which is why I am going back to sleep. Time sucks. Nature sucks. And if I have another dream about not being able to park my sister's van I'm going to set something on fire.