Butchering Book Plots

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Warning: Butchered Book Plots Below. You have been warned.

I saw this in the group Polls for our Souls known in that group as Explain a Book Plot Badly It was brought to this group by a Goodreads User named Frank. This activity looked like a lot of fun and I knew I wanted to bring it to this group. Please let me know if you want me to remove this game from this group and I will.

With that out of the way here is how this game works. It is quite simple for all you do is take the plot of a book and summarize it in a funny short couple of sentences. You can do this with as many books as you'd like. Just make that you don't include spoilers unless they are covered and don't repeat a book unless you have a different summary for it's plot.

If you have any questions please post them in the Question and Answer thread in the general folder.

Now let the book plot butchering begin!


The bachelor featuring an indecisive protagonist.

[Michelle]

Disappearing people that set fire to flammable balls of fur.