The All Not-So-New 2017/18 Weekly Punt Game

[Lez]

1. Man City +31
2. Man Utd +19
3. Spurs +15
4. Chelsea +8
5. Arsenal +4
6. Liverpool +3

18. Everton -14
19. Bournemouth -9
20. Palace -20 DP

Good luck all. Ta Sussex.

[Philip]

1. Man City +31
2. Man Utd +19
3. Tottenham +14
4. Chelsea +8
5. Arsenal +4
6. Liverpool +3

18. West Ham -11
19. Bournemouth -8
20. Crystal Palace - 19 (dp)

[RedJohn]

1. Man City +31
2. Man Utd +19
3. Spurs +15
4. Chelsea +8
5. Arsenal +4
6. Liverpool +2
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18. Swansea -6
19. Bournemouth -10
20. C.Palace -20 DP

Ta SW and good luck orlderlorryers

[SussexWelsh]

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1) Manchester City +30
2) Manchester United +18
3) Tottenham Hotspur +14
4) Chelsea +9
5) Arsenal +5
6) Liverpool +2

18) Everton -14
19) Bournemouth -10
20) Crystal Palace -19 (dp)

[MC]

Have a good weekend folks.....
1) Man. City +31DP
2) Man. United +19
3) Spurs +15
4) Chelsea +8
5) Arsenal +4
6) Newcastle +3

18) Everton-12
19) Bournemouth-10
20) Palace -17
I went a bit giddy up there at the top, I expect this will put me back on terra firma!

[MC]

Still can't edit the damn thing.
My punt should read
20) Palace -20
Or else it wouldn't make sense
Cheers.

[Dean]

Nearly forgot!!

1. Man City +31
2. Man Utd +19
3. Spurs +15
4. Chelsea +8
5. Arsenal +4
6. Liverpool +4

18. Swansea -6
19. Bournmouth -9
20. Palace -20 (DP)

Good luck all.

[theDuke]

Okay...just remembered, this time!

1 Man City +31
2 Man Utd +20 DP
3 Tottenham +16
4 Chelsea +7
5 Arsenal +4
6 Liverpool +4

18 Everton -14 West Ham United -12
19 Bournmth -10 Swansea City -6
20 C Palace -21 Crystal Palace -18

[TheFoe]

1 Man City +31
2 Man Utd +20
3 Tottenham +14 (DP)
4 Chelsea +7
5 Arsenal +4
6 Burnley +1

18 Everton -15
19 Bournemouth -9
20 C Palace - 19

Thanks Sussex, COYS!!

[Anita]

Oh no,I thought I'd put mine on ,sorry bit of a busy week,

[SussexWelsh]

After last week's debacle, Gordon reversed his fortunes entirely to become top punter. 18 is a superb score, very well done!
Craig, Val & Deano scored more than respectable 14s. Good going, folks.
MC's 12 was suffucient to retain his overall lead. He was accompanied on that score by RedJohn and Duke.

Scores:

Gordon 18
Craig, Deano & Val 14
RedJohn, MC & Duke 12
Sj & Philip 11
David, Lez, Sussex & TheFoe 10
Graeme 8
Stewart, Anita & Wharf 5

Standings:

MC 110
Philip 108
Lez 105
David 101
Craig 100
Duke & RedJohn 94
Anita, Graeme & Sj 93
Val 91
Sussex 87
Stewart 86
Deano & Gordon 81
TheFoe 67
Wharf 65

Premier League Table:

1) Manchester City +31
2) Manchester United +18
3) Tottenham Hotspur +13
4) Chelsea +9
5) Liverpool +4
6) Arsenal +4

18) West Ham United -12
19) Swansea City -6
20) Crystal Palace -18

*** NEXT WEEK ***
International Break

Fun punt to follow ....

[SussexWelsh]

>>> FUN PUNT <<<

Dropping down to League Two. All you have to do is predict the final scores. Points will be awarded.

Punts in by 7.45pm on Friday please.

Friday
Newport County v Port Vale
Saturday
Barnet v Colchester United
Cambridge United v Accrington Stanley
Carlisle United v Yeovil Town
Cheltenham Town v Luton Town
Coventry City v Mansfield Town
Crawley Town v Forest Green Rovers
Crewe Alexandra v Lincoln City
Exeter City v Grimsby Town
Morecambe v Wycombe Wanderers
Stevenage v Notts County
Swindon Town v Chesterfield

League Two table:

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/lea...

[TheFoe]

Eat my dust you diry rat! :-)

[Craig White]

Friday
Newport County 1 Port Vale 1
Saturday
Barnet 0 Colchester United 1
Cambridge United 0 Accrington Stanley 2
Carlisle United 2 Yeovil Town 1
Cheltenham Town 1 Luton Town 1
Coventry City 2 Mansfield Town 1
Crawley Town 1 Forest Green Rovers 2
Crewe Alexandra 0 Lincoln City 2
Exeter City 3 Grimsby Town 2
Morecambe 0 Wycombe Wanderers 2
Stevenage 0 Notts County 0
Swindon Town 3 Chesterfield 0

[SussexWelsh]

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Friday
Newport County 2 v 0 Port Vale
Saturday
Barnet 1 v 2 Colchester United
Cambridge United 0 v 1 Accrington Stanley
Carlisle United 1 v 1 Yeovil Town
Cheltenham Town 0 v 2 Luton Town
Coventry City 2 v 0 Mansfield Town
Crawley Town 1 v 1 Forest Green Rovers
Crewe Alexandra 1 v 2 Lincoln City
Exeter City 1 v 0 Grimsby Town
Morecambe 0 v 2 Wycombe Wanderers
Stevenage 1 v 2 Notts County
Swindon Town 3 v 0 Chesterfield

[Sj]

Friday
Newport County 1-0 Port Vale
Saturday
Barnet 1-0 Colchester United
Cambridge United 2-1 Accrington Stanley
Carlisle United 3-1 Yeovil Town
Cheltenham Town 1-2 Luton Town
Coventry City 1-0 Mansfield Town
Crawley Town 1-0 Forest Green Rovers
Crewe Alexandra 1-3 Lincoln City
Exeter City 1-0 Grimsby Town
Morecambe 0-2 Wycombe Wanderers
Stevenage 2-2 Notts County
Swindon Town 2-1 Chesterfield

[theDuke]

No idea how good or bad any of these teams are, so as it's a fun punt..here's some fun figures!

Friday:

Newport County - 12 v 8 - Port Vale

Saturday:

Barnet -3 v 4 Colchester United

Cambridge United - 3 1/2 v 1 7/8 - Accrington Stanley

Carlisle United - 2 own goals v 2 own goals! - Yeovil Town

Cheltenham Town 2 - (but generously gave one to Luton!) v 1 - Luton Town

Coventry City - 2.8 v 1.3 - Mansfield Town

Crawley Town - 5 to the power of 10 v 1, last Thursday - Forest Green Rovers

Crewe Alexandra - 1832 v didn't show up! - Lincoln City

Exeter City - 6, 3, 1 or 2 v 3, 3, 4 or 2 - Grimsby Town (A freak time storm occurs, meaning they played the game 4 times with different outcomes!)

Morecambe - any prime number v any even number! - Wycombe Wanderers

And so that Sussex can at least give me some sort of score, here's a couple typical punts!

Stevenage 2 v 1 Notts County
Swindon Town 2 v 3 Chesterfield

Oh don't worry..i haven't been sniffing the glue! :)

[Val]

Newport County 1-1 Port Vale
Barnet 0-2 Colchester United
Cambridge United 3-1 Accrington Stanley
Carlisle United 2-0 Yeovil Town
Cheltenham Town 1-2 Luton Town
Coventry City 3-0 Mansfield Town
Crawley Town 2-0 Forest Green Rovers
Crewe Alexandra 3-1 Lincoln City
Exeter City 1-2 Grimsby Town
Morecambe 1-1 Wycombe Wanderers
Stevenage 0-2 Notts County
Swindon Town 1-2 Chesterfield

Cheers Sussex. Didn't look at the league table; doubt it would have helped me anyway.

[Craig White]

naw, duke, ye've been sniffing the glue, guzzling the auld leek and daffodil moonshine, sampling the local mushroom crop, licking those mad welsh toads, smoking the chwen, and draining the nitrous oxide tank! :)

[Graeme]

Newport County v Port Vale 3-1
Saturday
Barnet v Colchester United 1-2
Cambridge United v Accrington Stanley 0-1
Carlisle United v Yeovil Town 2-2
Cheltenham Town v Luton Town 0-2
Coventry City v Mansfield Town 0-0
Crawley Town v Forest Green Rovers 1-1
Crewe Alexandra v Lincoln City 2-1
Exeter City v Grimsby Town 3-0
Morecambe v Wycombe Wanderers 1-3
Stevenage v Notts County 1-3
Swindon Town v Chesterfield 4-1

[theDuke]

Craig wrote: "naw, duke, ye've been sniffing the glue, guzzling the auld leek and daffodil moonshine, sampling the local mushroom crop, licking those mad welsh toads, smoking the chwen, and draining the nitrous ..."

And I don't know what some of those are! lol! ;-)

[SussexWelsh]

Well, Kilmarnock's most famous fan is our undisputed winner and no mistake!

Thanks very much to those who participated.

Scores:
Newport County 1 v 1 Port Vale
Barnet 0 v 1 Colchester United
Cambridge United 0 v 0 Accrington Stanley
Carlisle United 4 v 0 Yeovil Town
Cheltenham Town 2 v 2 Luton Town
Coventry City 0 v 1 Mansfield Town
Crawley Town 1 v 1 Forest Green Rovers
Crewe Alexandra 1 v 4 Lincoln City
Exeter City 2 v 0 Grimsby Town
Morecambe 2 v 1 Wycombe Wanderers
Stevenage 1 v 1 Notts County
Swindon Town 2 v 2 Chesterfield

Craig 3+3+0+1+2+0+0+1+1+0+2+0=13
Sussex 0+2+0+0+0+0+3+1+1+0+0+0=7
Graeme 0+2+0+0+0+0+3+0+1+0+0+0=6
Sj 0+0+0+1+0+0+0+1+1+0+2+0=5
Val 3+1+0+1+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0=5
Duke 0+2+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0+0=2

[Craig White]

yay, me! king of the english league II fun punt, that's me! :)

[Craig White]

b.t.w., watched the denmark/r.o.i. play off last night, and was left wondering if either team actually want to qualify - poor, poor stuff!

[Gordon]

Craig wrote: "b.t.w., watched the denmark/r.o.i. play off last night, and was left wondering if either team actually want to qualify - poor, poor stuff!"

Was that on ordinary TV, or just Murdochvision? Not that I'm particularly sorry to have missed it.

[Craig White]

er,..bootlegged sky at work! didn't miss a thing - nobody willing to go for it! football is becoming very strange.....and dull.

[SussexWelsh]

*** BACK TO THE REAL PUNT ***

This week:
8 games on Saturday
1 game on Sunday
1 game on Monday

Punts in by 12:30 on Saturday, by which time I will be ensconced in that other "team"'s new(ish) ground for the first time.

[TheFoe]

1) Man City +33
2) Man Utd +21 (DP)
3) Chelsea (boo) +11
4) Spurs +13
5) Liverpool +6
6) Burnley +2

18) West Ham -12
19) Swansea -7
20) C.Palace -17

Hooray back to the proper football, thanks Sussex enjoy the game, (even though I've tipped us to draw with the enemy).

[David]

Hope that you enjoy the game, Mark. Here is my prediction;

1 Man City +33
2 Man Utd +19
3 Chelsea +11
4 Spurs +12
5 Liverpool +6
6 Arsenal +5

18 West Ham - 12
19 Swansea -7
20 C Palace -18 (DP)

[Sj]

Yep Mark, I've gone for the Nth London draw too so that'll defo mean a win for The Arse OR Spurs! :~))

1 MAN CITY 33
2 MAN UTD 20 DP
3 CHELSEA 10
4 TOTTENHAM 13
5 LIVERPOOL 6
6 BURNLEY 2

18 WEST HAM -13
19 SWANSEA -7
20 C PALACE -18

[Craig White]

"*** BACK TO THE REAL PUNT ***"

that's so (sob) hurtful! :)

1 - man city +33 - DP
2 - man utd +20
3 - chelsea +10
4 - tottenham +13
5 - liverpool +5
6 - burnley +3

18 - west ham -12
19 - swansea -8
20 - c.palace -18

cheers sussex, good luck y'all

[SussexWelsh]

Craig wrote: ""*** BACK TO THE REAL PUNT ***"

that's so (sob) hurtful! :)"

I didn't mean it like that Craig but now you mention it ;-)

[Lez]

Sussex - you’re up on 3 songs !!

[RedJohn]

1. Man City +33
2. Man Utd +20
3. Chelsea +11
4. Spurs +13
5. Liverpool +6
6. Burnley +2
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18. West Ham -13
19. Swansea -7
20. C.Palace -19 DP

Thanks SW and good luck all.

[Stewart]

Seems like while since............................
1/ Man City +34
2/ Spurs +26
3/ Chelsea +25
4/ Man Utd +17
5/ Burnley +3
6/ Liverpool +3

18/West Ham -13
19/ Swansea -8
20/ Palace -18 (dp)

[MC]

Hi everyone, hope all is well.
1) Man City +33 DP
2) Man. United +21
3) Chelsea +10
4) Spurs +13
5) Liverpool +6
6) Burnley +2

18) West Ham -12
19) Swansea -7
20) Palace -17
Cheers Sussex, good weekend y'all.

[Gordon]

1. Manchester City +30
2. Manchester United +20
3. Tottenham Hotspur +14
4. Chelsea +11
5. Liverpool +6
6. Burnley +3

18. West Ham United -13
19. Swansea City -8
20. Crystal Palace -18 (DP)

[SussexWelsh]

1) Manchester City +32
2) Manchester United +20 (dp)
3) Chelsea +11
4) Tottenham Hotspur +13
5) Liverpool +6
6) Burnley +3

18) West Ham United -13
19) Swansea City -8
20) Crystal Palace -18

[Val]

1. Manchester City +33 (DP)
2. Manchester United +20
3. Chelsea +11
4. Tottenham Hotspur +13
5. Liverpool +6
6. Burnley +2

18. West Ham United -13
19. Swansea City -7
20. Crystal Palace -20

[Graeme]

1. Man City +33 (DP)
2. United +20
3. Chelsea +10
4. Spurs +13
5. Liverpool +6
6. Burnley +3

18. West Ham -13
19. Swansea -8
20. Palace -17

[Philip]

1. Manchester City +33
2. Manchester United +20
3. Chelsea +11
4. Tottenham +13
5. Liverpool +6
6. Burnley +3

18. West Ham -12
19. Swansea -8
20. Crystal Palace -17 (dp)

[Lez]

1. Man. City +33
2. Man. United +19
3. Spurs +14
3. Chelsea +10
5. Burnley +2
6. Liverpool +4

18. West Ham -12
19. Swansea -7
20. Crystal Palace -19 (DP)

[theDuke]

Almost forgot..again!

1 Man City +34
2 Man Utd +20
3 Chelsea +11
4 Tottenham +12
5 Liverpool +5
6 Arsenal +5

18 West Ham -12
19 Swansea -8
20 C Palace -20 DP

G'luck footy fans! :)

[Anita]

Mine just in time
1. Man city +33dp
2. Man Utd +20
3. Tottenham +15
4. Chelsea +11
5. Liverpool +5
6. Arsenal +2

18. West broom -7
19. West Ham -13
20. C palace -19

[SussexWelsh]

*** NEXT WEEK ***

I won't be publishing this week's results until Wednesday night as I'm away in Dortmund from tomorrow.

However, after Monday night's game some of you might want to think about next week's punt. Therefore, I'll give you a heads up:

1 game on Friday
6 games on Saturday
3 games on Sunday

Punts in by 8pm on Friday this time round

[Craig White]

well, that's just not good enough! :)

1 - man city +35 - DP
2 - man utd +22
3 - tottenham +13
4 - chelsea +12
5 - liverpool +8
6 - arsenal +6

18 - swansea -8
19 - west 'am -16
20 c.palace -18

cheers sussex, good luck y'all

[SussexWelsh]

Craig was this week's top punter, on 17. Great work.
David was hot on his heels with a very good 16.
TheFoe, MC & Graeme a similar distance back with 15. Nice.

MC retains overall top spot.

Scores:

Craig 17
David 16
TheFoe, MC & Graeme 15
Philip, Gordon, Sussex, Val & Sj 13
Duke & Stewart 12
RedJohn 11
Anita 10
Lez, Deano & Wharf 8

Standings:

MC 125
Philip 121
David & Craig 117
Lez 113
Graeme 108
Sj & Duke 106
RedJohn 105
Val 104
Anita 103
Sussex 100
Stewart 98
Gordon 94
Deano 89
TheFoe 82
Wharf 73

League Table:

1) Manchester City +33
2) Manchester United +21
3) Chelsea +13
4) Tottenham Hotspur +11
5) Liverpool +7
6) Arsenal +6

18) West Ham United -14
19) Swansea City -8
20) Crystal Palace -18

*** As previously stated, punts in by 8pm on Friday ***

[Gordon]

1. Manchester City +35 (DP)
2. Manchester United +23
3. Tottenham Hotspur +15
4. Chelsea +12
5. Liverpool +8
6. Arsenal +6

18. Swansea City -8
19. West Ham United -16
20. Crystal Palace -18

[Graeme]

1. Man City +35
2. Man Utd +23 (DP)
3. Spurs +14
4. Chelsea +13
5. Liverpool +7
6. Arsenal +6

18. West ham -14
19. Swansea -9
20. Palace -17

[Lez]

1. Man City +32
2. Man Utd +23
3. Spurs +13
4. Chelsea +12
5. Liverpool +8
6. Arsenal +6

18. Swansea -8
19. West Ham -15
20. Palace -18 DP