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i wonder what it looks like too

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i think birds flying looks like doves walking in the air

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um no.

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doves dont walk they fucking jog

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in the air

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get it

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no

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i dont get it

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my brain is thinking weird thoughts.
like

how do you train a penguin that swallowed a paper crane to switch the lamp on without plugging it in

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no. just no

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penguins cant switch things off because they dont have fingers for fuck's sake

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im okay. im perfectly fine

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go go power rangers

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im ok, ok

[Delphinia (Dhamma ✿)]

edge wrote: "hey look at this hottie
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4..."

Oh no :O

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Mykayla wrote: "edge wrote: "i wish there would be someone to punch me in the gut in case i accidentally become one."

ooh! pick me! pick me! XP"

*clicks that white little button on the Pokémon ball*
MYKAYLA I CHOOSE YOU!

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Delphinia (Dhamma ✿) wrote: "edge wrote: "hey look at this hottie
https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4..."

Oh no :O"

Oh yes

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I'm changing my first name. It's not Edg*** anymore.

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Tho I'm torn between Paige and Skylar. Paige is girlish. Skylar is unique. ish.

So I've decided Charlie.

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Hello, I'm Charlie.

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I still want to be called edge tho

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I don't like mean ppl. Or nice ppl. Or ppl in general.

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i met a guy. he's adrian. and i think i like him. i think.

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he's an artist too. a good one.

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but eh. im not ready to commit to any sort of romantic relationship yet (ew)

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i also met a girl. she's busty, like rlly busty but she's also skinny

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but not the anorexic kind of skinny, she's the right kind of meaty-skinny

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you know

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i miss daniel

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he's taking up accountancy too

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my armpit oh jesus

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hello yes it is i and i am still alive, yes unfortunately

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is lil back on goodreads yet?

[butterbean]

no, sadly. hopefully soon though.

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Persephone, the Protector of Pluto! [Mykayla] wrote: "edge wrote: "is lil back on goodreads yet?"

shes on like total lock-down, according to her guy."

Wth that's child abuse

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@Lil's mom: bruh, let her go. she's of semi-legal age

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my hand. it's attached to my wrist. which is attached to my arm. wow

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WHY oh why do periods hurt

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im old. i feel so old. and my boobs are aching

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oh and im cutting classes

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broke and hungry

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arent we all

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Have you ever felt inspired about something that when you start doing something about it, it ends up looking shitty so you feel shitty too?

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BC after creating 2 earth shattering paintings in a row last night, i created another one today thinking it would be as lit as its predecessors only ending up to be so... horrendous

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I can't believe this. And mykaylas "in love" with jay. Jay's like idk 36 and mykaylas just 12 like wth?? Jay's a sugar daddy?!???

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I can't BELIEVE this. Because if you decide to hit on an older person, you must choose those really really old rich ppl. Make him believe you love him so when he dies, ypu get to inherit half of NYC's businesses

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So i was illegally downloading ebooks innocently and suddenly, i was redirected to a porn site. Pleasant.

[[deleted user]]

edge wrote: "I can't BELIEVE this. Because if you decide to hit on an older person, you must choose those really really old rich ppl. Make him believe you love him so when he dies, ypu get to inherit half of NY..."

Gonna point something out here. Mykayla is almost 16. Jay is 18. That's about a 3 year difference.
I have 2 sisters and a brother married. One of their husbands is 11 years older. The other is 9 years older. My brother? Married a girl that was 2 years older.
Oh oh oh and guess tf what? None of them are rich.

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Mykie, BVB Army Lieutenant wrote: "age and financial situation dont matter to me anyways"

Clearly. Why do people have such problems with things that doesn't involve them?

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Regina •• going through changes wrote: "edge wrote: "I can't BELIEVE this. Because if you decide to hit on an older person, you must choose those really really old rich ppl. Make him believe you love him so when he dies, ypu get to inher..."

i mean if youre not a cold-hearted-bitch like me, then money and age really doesnt matter. All i mean is that if youre young, fresh out of uni and you want a headstart with your carreer, then you really have to be specific with your partner's qualities. And im not against Jay and Mykayla's relationship, in fact, im all for it.