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anyway so i dropped my expectations that my dog would bury the bone and left. but 2 days after, the bone was gone. like 'poof bitch'
i immediately rushed to the yard to see if any part of the ground was dug but sadly, my famous weed plantation land remains untouched. but my dog's poop has bone deposits on them (trust me, i studied it very closely, with a gas mask of course)
so my dog was just biding his time so he could ambush the bone at its weakest point. damn. my dog is a strategist
other than that, my life has been completely boring.
edge wrote: "i need a fling. anyone interested?"dont even answer that lmao
im not saying it's a bad idea but idk.
he thinks superman is better than batman.
ew. batman is better than superman so no incest for you dear derek.
if you say living is a struggle then you have never tried curling your fist tightly right after you wake up.
have you ever worn oversized panties? it's the worst
it's like having a mini hammock hanging under your vagina.
but tbh, it feels nice actually, sometimes (when you're at home alone wearing nothing but those grandmother panties and XXXXXXXXXL shirt) and you feel breezy underneath
drunk talking is like speaking in cursive
edge wrote: "drunk talking is like speaking in cursive"holy shit
♛✧jellybean✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "drunk talking is like speaking in cursive"holy shit"
divine feces
as a mermaid we get free clam bras and we kill men with our beautiful voixes, but i m an excveption (i can spell execptoin im not drubbk) bc i have highly beuthful voice i drive ppl insane wow
cheesesticks are thine blessing me dost not have, methinks
wee yoo wee yoooooo shakespeare ambulance racing the track
this item does not ship to canada wtf amazon what do you have against canada
i can race my ambulance with ferrari cars. ferrrarri toy cars
edge wrote: "i deeply regret to inform you that i am still alive"SISSSSSSSSS I MISSED YOU
Shadow of Alex ~They/them~ (The Phoenix Reincarnated) (Shadow of Whales) (Bvbarmy) (Aelonian) (aa family) (Royal council) wrote: "edge wrote: "i deeply regret to inform you that i am still alive"SISSSSSSSSS I MISSED YOU"
i was just gone for two weeks lol
did i ever mention about being caught sneaking out at 1 am?
edge wrote: "did i ever mention about being caught sneaking out at 1 am?"Should I mention that has happened to me as well?
No i dont think i did. I was bored in bed one thursday night and i had definitely nothing to do. so i thought about getting some fresh air (and probably some wifi in the nearby cafes). so i changed into my early-dawn-getting-some-fresh-air outfit and jumped over the fence. but too bad for me bc our stupid dog saw it and barked at me to hell
♛✧jellybean✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "did i ever mention about being caught sneaking out at 1 am?"Should I mention that has happened to me as well?"
yes my little clone spill it
edge wrote: "♛✧jellybean✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "did i ever mention about being caught sneaking out at 1 am?"Should I mention that has happened to me as well?"
yes my little clone spill it"
o o f
♛✧jellybean✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "♛✧jellybean✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "did i ever mention about being caught sneaking out at 1 am?"Should I mention that has happened to me as well?"
yes my little clone spill it"
o o f"
hm. okay. you may not spill it (but i wish you would) if you feel uneasy about it.
dolls are the scariest human invention in history
when i was young, most of my toys are boy toys like blocks and robot things and cars. my mom would buy me dolls and stuff and i pretend to love them but when she's not looking, i put those dolls very very very far away from my bed
and i'd rather die with honor rather than die being killed by a doll
Chucky is fine. he's the least of my problems, actually (he's kinda cool tbh. kinda. but not really)
these kinds of dolls are the ones i was talking about
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