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[edge]

why

[Faith]

i am turning in my computer

[edge]

go get yourself a laptop. or a phone

[edge]

jay wrote: "edge wrote: "why are college organizations so greeky"

greeky or greedy? it goes both ways,,,"

hmm... right.

[edge]

omfg i did it i made an unburnt pancake mother f im a chef

[edge]

i can rule the world

[edge]

bow down to me peasants

[edge]

im an independent cunt i can live on my own now that i can cook mwahahaha

[edge]

glasses are bitches. but like, i want to see

[edge]

i dont get why some girls put hearts on their i's why tho can that give you As can that feed Africa can that cure cancer

[edge]

yall know that my ex's fam moved in to our neighborhood and now i saw my ex's little brother so i panicked. i turned back, approached the nearest person and asked him about pineapple chunks. im okay

[kavi ~he-him~]

edge wrote: "Shadow of Alex ~They/them~ (The Phoenix Reincarnated) (Shadow of Whales) (Bvbarmy) (Aelonian) (aa family) (Royal council) wrote: "edge wrote: "gingers have reddish hair. weasleys are gingers. the m..."

because his natural hair color is brown. but he dyed it red. I like his red hair tho.

[kavi ~he-him~]

edge wrote: "im an independent cunt i can live on my own now that i can cook mwahahaha"

you can cook for me and my band in the future

[edge]

Shadow of Alex ~They/them~ (The Phoenix Reincarnated) (Shadow of Whales) (Bvbarmy) (Aelonian) (aa family) (Royal council) wrote: "edge wrote: "im an independent cunt i can live on my own now that i can cook mwahahaha"

you can cook for me and my band in the future"

dont sue me for food poisoning

[edge]

arguing with a pregnant woman over the phone is suicide. guaranted 99.99% success rate. much more effective than bleach and prozac overdose.

[edge]

imagine if that pregnant woman freezes your credit card x_x

[edge]

and why do balloon shaded drawings look like sperm cells to some ppl.

susan, it's a motherfucking balloon im not trying to intoxicate the motherfucking preschoolers

[edge]

oh jesus oh fuck

[edge]

i dont think im still straight

[edge]

cameron diaz in middle school was so. fucking. pretty.

[edge]

estrogen hormones are dying

[edge]

edge wrote: "i dont think im still straight"

did i just admit i was straight

[edge]

why does the name 'Jude' attract me so much

[edge]

jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude jude

[edge]

Hey Juuudeee

[edge]

the name Jude makes me feel fireworks. and also the name Sean. but not as much as the name Jude

[edge]

imagine moaning "juudeee" during s-- haha nothing

[edge]

oh jesus wtf is wrong is me

[edge]

edge wrote: "the name Jude makes me feel fireworks. and also the name Sean. but not as much as the name Jude"

notice how i emphasize "the name"

[edge]

edge wrote: "edge wrote: "the name Jude makes me feel fireworks. and also the name Sean. but not as much as the name Jude"

notice how i emphasize "the name""

i just mean the name. okay. no person specified.

[edge]

"no person specified"

nO PeRsON spEcIFied

[edge]

edge wrote: ""no person specified"

nO PeRsON spEcIFied"

i mean it.

[edge]

edge wrote: "edge wrote: ""no person specified"

nO PeRsON spEcIFied"

i mean it."

okay fine. it's half-meant

[edge]

just HALF.

[edge]

like 12 over 6. like 100 over 50. like 138 over 69.

[edge]

did i mention that the Jude i was talking half-meantly about was flirting with me the other day

[edge]

ew

[edge]

i deeply regret to inform you that i am still alive

[butterbean]

EDGE!!! Jesus you scared me mate! xD I'm glad my older-self-but-she's-not-me is still alive! :)

[Hallie]

Edge!!!!! I've missed you!!! How could you just disappear like that? We were so worried!

[edge]

very unfortunate right, tsk

[edge]

he's pregnant

[edge]

no i mean she. she's pregnant

[edge]

my boss's wife. i didnt even know he was married, let alone she's pregnant

[edge]

so many pregnant ppl in the world wtf

[edge]

tbh, i cant even say if he's a ginger or a blond. he's like a crossbreed between a blond and a ginger

[edge]

anyway enough about him. let's talk about important issues. recently, we have discovered that there are increasing amounts of CO2 in the atmosphere which is depleting the ozone layer that protects us from harmful rays from the sun and alarmingly, i have found out that my dog does NOT bury bones under the ground

[edge]

isn't that what normal dogs do? bury bones?? riGHT??! my dog is broken.

[edge]

our dogs are broken.

[edge]

i gave my dog a bone the other day and he just nibbled it and when he was fed, he left it there lying. too bad for me cause i was waiting for him to bury it like cartoon dogs do but boy was i disappointed.