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And then theres Charles Darwin's evolution theory.
Monkeys morphing to humans. Actually, i dont believe in it. In fact, i believe in the converse of it. Like humans morphing to monkeys. I mean, look at trump. Is he the first specimen of their populating species?

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Imagine how screwed humanity would be

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Also, imagine if pancakes were actual people. Like, theyd be the most pleasant people who walked this earth

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But then if you roast them, theyd be bitter

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And also can you imagine if i get out of bed right now and do productive things instead of crazy ranting in GR. I wont do it but can you imagine


Because i cant

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Im going back to california

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From what planet is that

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Anyway Shawnie wants me to go back and finish some unfinished stuff

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What the fuck did i just read

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https://photos.app.goo.gl/2R4jVzOKQFW...

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Bitch are you that fucking dumb

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Lillian wrote: "O_O"

I know rightt

I think shes another specimen of the converse darwin's evolution theory

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edge wrote: "https://photos.app.goo.gl/2R4jVzOKQFW..."

wait it said it’s resolved, how was it resolved. where did she store it.

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jay wrote: "edge wrote: "https://photos.app.goo.gl/2R4jVzOKQFW..."

wait it said it’s resolved, how was it resolved. where did she store it."

She preserved her tampons maybe. Placed it in the fridge

[jay, rip]

how do tampons work do they just like collect blood or do they have cotton in them

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Mm... Its has this absorbency cloth thingy rolled to become a fat stick with a tail. And then you insert it inside your ovaries and it absorbs the blood

[jay, rip]

cant you like die from it if you leave it in too lomg

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wait how do you get it out

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The tail. You pull the tail.

[jay, rip]

what if it gets stuck?
and does it hurt coming out lol

[jay, rip]

i should just watch a video lmao

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I dont think there are videos of girls showing how to pull out a tampon out if their

[jay, rip]

i just youtubed it and i never want to do that again

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Yes i know but as a male species can you imagine having a vagina and inserting a fat white stick inside your tight little hole and when you get it out, your hands suddenly look like it just killed someone and that fat stick looks like a weasley

[jay, rip]

i’m going to refrain from commenting on the issue lol

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What issue? Its reality on a monthly basis

[jay, rip]

:)

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Wait. Do bears have pubes?

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Theyre hairy all over

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Wait so like they are covered in pubes

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Wait. Do bears have pubes?"

Does it really matter? XD"

Of course it does! It could change the world

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So if bears are pubes all over then so are pandas

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And dogs...

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Um no they dont have actual pubes. Their things are bare

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Their private parts are revealed publicly to the world

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But do gingers really have ginger hair all over theirr bodies? Damn. Imagine having an orange dic- nothing

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I am not thinking about this now

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "But do gingers really have ginger hair all over theirr bodies? Damn. Imagine having an orange dic- nothing"

Dude...."

I know. I think im broken

[jay, rip]

i’m pretty sure it’s not ginger everywhere, more like a light brown

[jay, rip]

I don’t know i’ll let you know when i sleep with ed sheeran

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Haha did you know that dick in french is queue?

Why? Because the better the service, the more the customers, the longer the queue

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jay wrote: "I don’t know i’ll let you know when i sleep with ed sheeran"

Dont be selfish. Invite me in

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edge wrote: "Haha did you know that dick in french is queue?

Why? Because the better the service, the more the customers, the longer the queue"

Or maybe the better the food

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Anyway an orange queue would be epic

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Anyway an orange queue would be epic"


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Mmmmm....

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Faith wrote: "Hi and Lillian i believe in you because ed sheeran will sleep with anyone he mets"

It was jay lol

[Faith]

Oh i am still a little off today so i may ended mixing everyone up so dont mind me i guess I'm still a little loopy from being sick because i have been do that all morning

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Did you know that edge sheeran sounds like ed sheeran

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Faith wrote: "Oh i am still a little off today so i may ended mixing everyone up so dont mind me i guess I'm still a little loopy from being sick because i have been do that all morning"

Are you okay now?

[Faith]

Oh i see