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[edge]

my life. reparo my life.

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fuck i forgot something

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@Tyler: i know this is a little late but im really curious. how'd your date with your girlfriend go?

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where can i find my recycle bin if i accidentally deleted it?

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what do you call a giraffe that swallowed a toy jet plane

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idk either

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can jesus microwave a burrito

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do midgets have night vision

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smh brain why

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i still cant believe tortillon is just a rolled up piece of paper :(

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this could be my para para


PANCAKES

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"green day should make a song about Trump"

American Idiot has been out for years

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is it wrong to wonder if gingers also have ginger pubes...

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bc technically bears cant give birth to pandas

[Faith]

I dont know what that is so maybe not

[edge]

but pandas are still bears

[edge]

but bears are not pandas

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jesus christ where am i going to

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whatno

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anyway it's just like how squares are rectangles

[edge]

wait what no

[edge]

rectangles are squares

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are you fucking kidding me

[edge]

squareS ARE RECTANGLES

[Faith]

Calm and take a deep breath

[edge]

rectangles. are. not. squares.

[Faith]

We keep it at one no debating

[edge]

it's like saying pandas are bears but bears are not pandas

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so do gingers have ginger pubes?

[edge]

they don't.

[edge]

wtf so what do i think their pubes are colored? fucking indigo??

[Faith]

Ok i am thinking that is good

[edge]

Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "so do gingers have ginger pubes?"

Are you thinking about your boss again?"

...

[Hallie]

Are you absolutely sure you're not high?

[edge]

Faith wrote: "Ok i am thinking that is good"

what's good?? INDIGO PUBES??!

[Faith]

Ok chill

[edge]

Hallie wrote: "Are you absolutely sure you're not high?"

I am. i think.

[edge]

Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "so do gingers have ginger pubes?"

Are you thinking about your boss again?"

..."

*raises eyebrow* Well?"

next week on unsolved mysteries

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so technically snakes are just tails with faces

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have you ever wondered what dogs see

[Faith]

Yes that is right

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or what they think while they're humping cats

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Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "have you ever wondered what dogs see"

Have you ever wondered what fish see?"

they see water what's wrong with you

[butterbean]

edge wrote: "or what they think while they're humping cats"

:)

[Faith]

Edge are you feeling humorous today

[kavi ~he-him~]

HI

[edge]

Hii

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I wonder how people were called people. I mean, in the beginning of time, God created miniature versions of Him and was like these humans are gonna make history, theyre gonna be great and discover many great discoveries.

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So He created the first humans and was like, thats good.

But then these humans multiplied exponentially and started doing stupid shit. Like maybe peeing on poles. So God laughed and was like, haha look at all these idiots peeing on poles. Lets call them people.

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"Pee pole. But lets change the spelling so they wont notice haha"