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all of my change I spent on you

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so me and my were quietly using our laptops and she was really pissed off about something. so pissed that she actually quoted mcr lyrics

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i have never felt so proud of her

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That's what happens when your daughter is obsessed with rock music

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When she was just a girl she expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep and dreamed of
Para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise
Every time she closed her eyes

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oh yeah btw my mom quoted welcome to the black parade

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this casting keepsakes thing is so cool

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just imagine what thing you could duplicate and preserve forever

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you could make halloween decors with these stuff

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stick your hand into the goo and when it dries up, you could paint it with nude and blood-red paint

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imma need one of these for the next april fools'

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do not click (view spoiler)[you could stick a dick in here too and use it for somethin... useful. :P(view spoiler)[disclaimer: not that i would(view spoiler)[because i dont have one hahaha XD(view spoiler)[jk no i wont let some guy stick his equipment for my own use ew wtf (hide spoiler)] (hide spoiler)] (hide spoiler)] (hide spoiler)] if you're really sensitive with PG-18 stuff

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why do i still smile each time basket case plays

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say something is so dramatic im gonna cry

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“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”
― Frank Zappa

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dang

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Come up to meet you
Tell you I'm sorry
You don't know how lovely you are
I had to find you
Tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart

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*dies from laughter*

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*dies from more laughter*

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the reason Patrick is clueless is bc he lives under a rock

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how have i not thought about that before

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who closes the bus door after the bus driver exits????

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is there another word for synonym?

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is sand called sand because it's between the sea and land?

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if you were born deaf, in what language do you think?

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Mykayla wrote: "https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.6c..."

lmaooo this pic

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is the s or c silent in scent?

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if pinocchio says, 'my nose will be growing,' what will happen

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if i hit myself and it hurts, am i weak or am i strong

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weeds are technically plants so therefore weedd dealers are florists

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Mykayla wrote: "Where were you last night edge?! are you still drunk or something?!"

it's 4/20 and she's sounding like me on edibles. i'm guessing edge is stoned, lmao

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if professor x can move stuff then why can he not move his legsss

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if taylor swift and taylor lautner got married then they would both be taylor lautner

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why is patrick not main character if he's the star

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why i s bacon baconn and cookies cookies if we cook bacon and bake cookies

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if you work as security in a samsung store, do you become a guardian of the galaxy

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wht if all stautues were medusa's victims

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if i hire a hitman to kill me, is it murder or suicide

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if i had a twin, would he/she be called corner

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can fish drown

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what color is the mirror

[jay, rip]

edge wrote: "if i had a twin, would he/she be called corner"

LMAOOOOOO

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i fyou clean out a vacuum cleaner you become the vacuum cleaner

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if corn oil is made out of corn, vegetable oil out of vegetable then baby oil is made out of

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what if i die in the living room

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which went first; the egg or the chicken

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when soap falls into the toilet bowl, is it still hygienic

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try explaining colors to the blind

[butterbean]

edge, you just made me see the world in a totally different way. xD

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I cant believe i actually wrote these stuff and you guys were perfectly cool with it lol thank you