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i need to see a psychiatrist :(

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what is happening with my mental sanity i think its fading

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i love this picture so much

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<- this

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im going to the beach later.

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im gonna get a nice long swim

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and a tan

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but belly fat :(

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it is the bane of my existence. :(((

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i should start hitting the gym but i dont have the time :((((

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why is my life so miserable

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i know *does the sign of the cross too* *sprays holy water over belly*

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i dont even run lol (except when im running late in school and i have to, like, run)

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well you still look cute, Shine

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*cries* but im not fat, i swear to God im just having some belly fat issues

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im perfectly normal, according to my BMI

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oh honey, you dont have to worry about your physical appearance. you look perfectly fab the way you are

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i love vikings!! theyre tough

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and attractive

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Hiccup Haddock the Vikings series. The vikings in that world are hands-down, damn attractive. Hiccup Haddock

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i never said Hiccup Haddock! yeah i did but i scratched it out.

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how could you ask me that?? im flabbergasted

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D: shame on them D:

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That's good!

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I love the series too

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HAha yeah

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race to the dragon's me XD

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:( i didnt. ever since school was over, i stopped watching cartoons already

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:( i will. I really will. maybe when i get back from the beach

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Mykayla wrote: "I feel bad for any human unfortunate enough to stumble upon this conversation without having read the previous posts!"

for the less sensitive ppl: yes me too. RIP them
for the young : yes me too. Poor them

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woah okay im sorry that was a red flag. let's just say, poor them. :)

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ehh, at least it's PG-8

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it wouldnt bother the younger audiences

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wait, Michael Phelps has a kid?????
I thought his hotness was reserved for me?

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Mykayla wrote: "It needs to be R!"

okay, how do i put this... "unfortunate them" how bout that?

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Mykayla wrote: "You think he's hot?!"

umm yeah? is there anything wrong with that...

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oh wait i gotta go. my shift's over, bye :((((((((

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edge wrote: "and p.s: please dont use JB when you refer to yourself cause it makes me think of Justin Beiber and you're too cool to be her"

Haha, okay. :)

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edge wrote: "im going to the beach later."

You live near an ocean?

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edge wrote: "i need to see a psychiatrist :("

Same and not same all at the same time. :)

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♛✧נєℓℓувєαη✧♛✧ℓσνє ιѕ α тяαgι¢ ƒαтє✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "im going to the beach later."

You live near an ocean?"

Nooo sadly :( the beach i was talking about is four hours away

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♛✧נєℓℓувєαη✧♛✧ℓσνє ιѕ α тяαgι¢ ƒαтє✧♛ wrote: "edge wrote: "i need to see a psychiatrist :("

Same and not same all at the same time. :)"

XD

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my eyes are droopy

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i wanna sleep

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(view spoiler)[so i stole this idea from hallie. dont judge. (view spoiler)[btw this is the only time i can write sentences properly w/ proper capitalization and all so, enjoy. hopefully. hehehe (hide spoiler)] (hide spoiler)]

Controlling Sleep

Last night, I was so freaking tired I dumped all my stuff in the living room without cleaning them up. I headed straight to my room and crashed in my bed. A few minutes later, I heard a noise that sounded something like,
"[insert my full name here], CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU WON'T BE GETTING DINNER!" The sound annoyed me so much that I turned over and propped a pillow over my head. I have no idea what happened next but suddenly, my right hand moved as if holding a computer mouse and before I knew it, my subconscious was trying to force me to sleep by controlling it using an imaginary computer mouse. The action shocked me to full consciousness and for a second, I thought I was crazy already. Maybe I am, maybe I'm not. So that's the story of how I tried to control my sleep.

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it's all the popcorn

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it has gotta be the popcorn

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so the beach trip was delayed for some reasons

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i hate that i ate all the popcorns and didnt even save some of em for later

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im at a payphone tryin to call home