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[edge]

why tho whats with all these dirty jokes XC

[edge]

i feel so horrible laughing at these jokes what is wrong with meeee

[edge]

im running out of popcorns. someone send some popcorns

[edge]

we are revolution radio

[edge]

operation no control

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and the headline 'my love's bullet proof'

[edge]

give me cherry bombs and gasoline

[edge]

debutantes in surgery

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and the headline 'legalize the truth'

[edge]

what is kenny g doing in the last friday night video

[edge]

Do you have the time to listen to me whine
About nothing and everything all at once
I am one of those
Melodramatic fools
Neurotic to the bone
No doubt about it

[edge]

Sometimes I give myself the creeps
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me
It all keeps adding up
I think I'm cracking up
Am I just paranoid?
Or am I just stoned
I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams
She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down
I went to a whore
He said my life's a bore
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down

[edge]

i love green day

[edge]

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

[edge]

nirvanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[edge]

i smell sex and candy

[edge]

i finally found the song ive been looking for all these years!!

[edge]

black hole sun won't you come

[edge]

creep by radiohead is so littttttttt

[edge]

this song is so gooood fuckkkkk

[edge]

Nothing beats alternative rock. *closes eyes in respect*

[edge]

Whoever invented playlists and genres and sanitary pads should be given Nobel prizes

[edge]

Karma police

[edge]

All the small thingsssssssssszssxsdsiqjsoxjaksjsk

[edge]

everyone else is contemplating about deep life shit im like, woah, how did the people before the toilet invention manage?

[edge]

lol XD

[edge]

but srsly, how? especially the ladies with really long skirts

[butterbean]

Lillian wrote: "edge wrote: "but srsly, how? especially the ladies with really long skirts"

I really don't know. Because the ladies would have like three layers of undergarments on as well. So maybe they just did..."

Why the heck would you never use the restroom?

[edge]

so they have to poop their undergarments?

[edge]

so this is the part of the day where i really have to pee but i cant because job

[edge]

i have to pee

[edge]

i keep in coughing. i think im dying

[edge]

each time i cough, i have to use extra magic powers to hold the pee in

[butterbean]

edge wrote: "each time i cough, i have to use extra magic powers to hold the pee in"

Y'all need some Harry Potter wand or somethin'?

[edge]

yeah i think so. Alohomora!

[edge]

alohomora for locking the urine in

[butterbean]

God why does that make me laugh.

[edge]

i'm glad lol XD

[butterbean]

Ehh, now you're making me laugh and I'm in public! >~<

[edge]

HAHAHA they'll think you've got a boyfriend or something XD

[butterbean]

Sure. . . I may as well be asexual since no one will want to tolerate my behavior. xD

[edge]

mehh... you'll find your match someday. im sure of that ;)

[butterbean]

You 100%? If not them the chance of me actually finding someone might be slim.

[butterbean]

REAL slim. ;)

[edge]

nahh you're young and you'll find your honeybunch when you reach 17 or something. thats 4 years from now (im so tired and sleepy and hungry that i had to use my fingers to do the math)

[butterbean]

Le gasp, me age has been told. *Fires up barriers* Stay the frick away from me! Oh wait, I'm overreacting. xD Let's never do that again JB, shall we?

[edge]

hehehe >:)

[edge]

and p.s: please dont use JB when you refer to yourself cause it makes me think of Justin Beiber and you're too cool to be her

[edge]

so i was thinkin about caramel and idk suddenly i thought about the part in the kingsman movie where poppy commanded that guy to put the other guy in the mincer and made a burger out of his meat :(

[edge]

and made the guy who put him in there eat it