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message 1101: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments I too hate writing blurbs.

Perhaps we should have a blurb support thread?


message 1102: by Lexie (new)

Lexie Conyngham | 1297 comments Or a blurb swap? write each other's?


message 1103: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments The thing is, you need to have read the book to know if the blurb's any good. I know it's not a synopsis but...


message 1104: by Lexie (new)

Lexie Conyngham | 1297 comments I don't think we should bother with the whole reading-the-book-before-writing-the-blurb thing. I think we should just write blurbs and pass them around. If someone sees one they like for their book, they can use it. A bit like some of those generic bookcovers you see on websites, but more fun (although some of the kilt-ripping book covers have given me a laugh).


message 1105: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Ugh yes. Blurbs are the pits. Always like pulling teeth.


message 1106: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Lexie wrote: "I don't think we should bother with the whole reading-the-book-before-writing-the-blurb thing. I think we should just write blurbs and pass them around. If someone sees one they like for their book..."

I'm so bad at blurbs that if we do this and I see a blurb someone else has written that's good, I'll write the book to go with it!


message 1107: by Gingerlily - The Full Wild (last edited May 19, 2017 01:37PM) (new)

Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Oh, so tempting.... how about this...

In a world where humour has been banned, and a laugh could send you to prison, a young girl decides she wants to be a comedian. How can she achieve this? And is it really worth it, or should she become the sewage worker that her parents want her to be? Follow this brave youngster in her desperate quest to bring laughter back to a world that is Dead Serious...


message 1108: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments with added googly eyes...


message 1109: by M.T. (last edited May 19, 2017 03:42PM) (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Oh, so tempting.... how about this...

In a world where humour has been banned, and a laugh could send you to prison, a young girl decides she wants to be a comedian. How can she achieve this? And ..."


I've probably already done that one. Snortle!


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments But did you call it Dead Serious? I'm quite proud of that name :)


message 1111: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments I'm not surprised. I'd nick it but it would have to be a whodunit about comedians.


message 1112: by Gingerlily - The Full Wild (last edited May 19, 2017 04:10PM) (new)

Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Go ahead - you're welcome to it - but I want an Acknowledgement.


Or you could set it in a world where everything is joking all the time and you have stand-up seriousics!


message 1113: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Mwahahaaaargh! That's making my head hurt.


message 1114: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Well ... I managed a 1,000 word blog post. That wasn't bad.

http://wp.me/pJIxY-IO

Cheers

MTM


message 1115: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments Now well over half way, despite a respite to rewrite the latest Horror novel


message 1116: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments I'm writing Tallis anecdotes at the moment, he's got a book launch coming up on the 1st June and I'm making sure plenty of bloggers have something for the day :-)
Anybody else with a blog want Tallis to make a contribution?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments I read that as Tallis antidotes!


message 1118: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11324 comments I'm free.


message 1119: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments Will wrote: "I'm free."

I'll get something sorted :-)
Or rather Tallis will


message 1120: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I read that as Tallis antidotes!"

they're what you take if you're being infested by reality


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Will wrote: "I'm free."

Are You Being Served?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Jim wrote: "Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I read that as Tallis antidotes!"

they're what you take if you're being infested by reality"


I wonder how he would manage Trump?


message 1123: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments I'm still throwing up. Glad i dis twice my quota last week!

I still haven't written my talks piece either. Man i am shite.

Well done everyone. Keep up the good work. :-)

Cheers

MTM


message 1124: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth White | 1761 comments Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "Jim wrote: "Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "I read that as Tallis antidotes!"

they're what you take if you're being infested by reality"

I wonder how he would manage Trump?"


I'd like to see an ode...


message 1125: by Lexie (new)

Lexie Conyngham | 1297 comments Jim wrote: "I'm writing Tallis anecdotes at the moment, he's got a book launch coming up on the 1st June and I'm making sure plenty of bloggers have something for the day :-)
Anybody else with a blog want Tall..."


I should be honoured if Tallis would condescend to visit my humble blog.


message 1126: by Tim (new)

Tim | 8539 comments I recently read a story where the protagonist was called Tanis, and was female. Had me very confused!


message 1127: by Alicia (new)

Alicia Ehrhardt (aliciabutcherehrhardt) | 4832 comments I seem to be back. Finished a 1242 word scene today which was started two days ago, however you want to count that.

I was worried. And I'm still going to have to ask someone if anything has changed in my writing, because I honestly can't tell. I feel different.


message 1128: by Lexie (new)

Lexie Conyngham | 1297 comments Alicia wrote: "I seem to be back. Finished a 1242 word scene today which was started two days ago, however you want to count that.

I was worried. And I'm still going to have to ask someone if anything has change..."


Brilliant! Well done!


message 1129: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Alicia wrote: "I seem to be back. Finished a 1242 word scene today which was started two days ago, however you want to count that.

I was worried. And I'm still going to have to ask someone if anything has change..."

Top job!


message 1130: by Kath (last edited May 23, 2017 05:23AM) (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments 162 words today and 104 yesterday but now I'm at the end of the already written stuff. I ditched this to write something for NaNo and now I want to take it up again. I know how it's going to go so I just need to do a bit of planning and I'll be off again. It's at 46k already but it has some way to go.


message 1131: by Lexie (new)

Lexie Conyngham | 1297 comments Hard to get back into things sometimes!


message 1132: by Kath (last edited May 23, 2017 06:03AM) (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments That was the point of going through it so thoroughly. I'm in there now and I want to push forward.


message 1133: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Half term starts soon so unless I can wrote something tomorrow that's it for another two weeks. Ho hum.

Cheers

MTM


message 1134: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Oooo 543. Better than a slap in the face with a wet fish!

Cheers

MTM


message 1135: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments 600 words - cut off in their prime as I'm going out for lunch! (Not all bad news, then!)


message 1136: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments They say you should always stop in the middle of a scene. I'm one decent session away from finishing a short story.


message 1137: by David (new)

David Hadley I hope to get back to it, now the jury business is out of the way - it is amazing how knackering it has been. But there is the bank holiday next week, we may have to help daughter no.2 move house and I have been told I am going on holiday soon too.

So I have no idea when I'll get back to whatever it was I was writing before.


message 1138: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments Well looking at the last week or so, most of what I have written has been Tallis Steelyard stuff for other people's blogs, getting ready for the blog tour to mark the release of the next Tallis Steelyard book.

I just totted up what I've written and there's about 9000 words of the stuff!
So in theory, following this business model, the stuff I write to promote on three books should just about fill a fourth :-)

Now I've still got to write my own blog post for the launch but Gingerlilly gave me the picture which has inspired a story.
If there is anybody out there who feels their blog has been sadly neglected, just give me a shout


message 1139: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Jim wrote: "Well looking at the last week or so, most of what I have written has been Tallis Steelyard stuff for other people's blogs, getting ready for the blog tour to mark the release of the next Tallis Ste..."

I'm on. Ping it over! ;-) I'll probably do a special midweek post, or I can schedule it for whenever it's meant to go out and avoid posting any of my own drivvel that day!

Cheers

MTM


message 1140: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments I'll get on with it :-)


message 1141: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments I'll play. I have a blog tour on Tuesday next week and I'm off on my hols the following Sunday (just for five days) but if there's a suitable date, let me know.


message 1142: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments Kath wrote: "I'll play. I have a blog tour on Tuesday next week and I'm off on my hols the following Sunday (just for five days) but if there's a suitable date, let me know."

I'll probably get this done Sunday :-)


message 1143: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Okay. Tell me what day you want it posted.


message 1144: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments You have mail :-)


message 1145: by Lexie (new)

Lexie Conyngham | 1297 comments Did you see I said I'd be happy to help?


message 1146: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Well so I have! excellent!


message 1147: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8049 comments Thanks Jim. ;-)


message 1148: by M.T. (new)


message 1149: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21809 comments Who he does get about does our Tallis

:-)


message 1150: by Gingerlily - The Full Wild (last edited May 27, 2017 10:39AM) (new)

Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments And he does gin on...

;)


( That should have said "go on",)


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