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What's your guiltiest read?? -> cheese and the return of 932
Sally wrote: "Right? I think that the # of stars rated her # of orgasms, but it could also be the # of times they "did it".Holy Jesus Hell. I spit out my diet pepsi. Your mom had the goddamn sexual Davinci Code in her diary.
That's awesome to me. Highly disturbing to you, I'm sure. I understand if you just want to sit in the dark for a while.
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I'm not talking Playboy magazines, either. More like The Dice Man
but much, much more. That one was the mildest (and my favorite.)
Oh man, Sally, when I was twelve, I found a survey form from the APA that my mother left in her office. The section was labeled "QUALITY OF SEX LIFE"And she had written "very good".
I was horrified.
My parents are the most asexual people (either that, or they're hideously repressed). To this day, I suspect my brother and I were conceived in vitro. It's more likely. Also preferable to contemplating the alternative.
Does anyone else think maybe Nools's parents get crazy busy but 1) she's repressing any clues, or 2) they hide it well?It's always the quiet ones.
Oh, i'm so sad that I missed this conversation!!! My very favorite part - which I don't know if it was a typo or just being polite in mixed company - was where Lori spoke of Sally's Mom's multiple organisms.:)My Mom gave me this big, black scientific tome about sex (I think it was an "abstinence through boredom" campaign on her part), but I did my own independent study of her belongings like Sally and found 'Delta of Venus' and 'Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but were Afraid to Ask'. Both were very enlightening.
I try not to visualize how I was conceived, N...That would be a most unpleasant image.
that's worse then me seeing a condom in trash can everytime. at least that was to be expected, but stars??????? wow!
Guilty reading pleasure:Definitely the Harry Potter books. I resisted them for years, then devoured the first six books in two weeks. I remember a lady friend calling me while I was reading them and asking what I was doing. I lied said I was watching wrestling, thinking somehow that would be less embarassing.
Disturbing sex story:
I nearly walked in on my grandparents having sex. And it was in the past six years.
Dan wrote: "I nearly walked in on my grandparents having sex. And it was in the past six years."So, did some giveaway noises stop you at the doorway, Dan?
Dan wrote: "Guilty reading pleasure:Definitely the Harry Potter books. I resisted them for years, then devoured the first six books in two weeks. I remember a lady friend calling me while I was reading the..."
"Disturbing sex story:
I nearly walked in on my grandparents having sex. And it was in the past six years. "
See, I read something like this and I'm impressed. I hope I'm still gettin it on when I'm a grandma, though I hope never to be an actual grandma, but still, you get the point.
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Dan wrote: "I nearly walked in on my grandparents having sex. And it was in the past six years."So, did some giveaway noises stop you at the doorway, Dan?
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It was strangely quiet when I walked in so I asked if anyone was home. A little while later, my grandpa shouted "We're uhh... taking a nap!" in an out of breath kind of voice. I promptly turned and left.
Good thing you picked up the vibe, Dan!
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "Good thing you picked up the vibe, Dan!"Tell me about it.
A couple years ago, I was moving furniture for them since they were getting new carpet and found a balled up pair of nylons behind couch. Grandpa said "I just peeled them off your grandma and let them fly!" I didn't visit them for a while after that.
how funny! well, at least they are still having fun at their age. hope that's me!
You need to teach your grandparents about the TMI rules, Dan. Some things are personal! Not to be shared with grandkids!
Holy crap, Dan...I feel like I need to go sit in a dark room for a while just hearing about that...
Dan, your grandparents are hilarious. I love it. There are few things that I won't say, so I admire that in others. Filters are for coffee, cars and cigs.
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OMG. Awesome grandpa.
I walked in on my parents once when I was about 11 or 12. We were sharing a two bedroom condo on Maui, and for some reason my sister wouldn't let me in the bathroom in our room in the middle of the night (read: 11pm or so) so I went to my parents suite. It was off the living room divided by sliding wood doors, so there wasn't anything shut per se, but when I sidled into the hallway toward the bathroom and first smelled what I now know to smell like sex and second saw them in that position I knew what I was witnessing.
It was traumatic, to say the least.
:::writhes for young Sally:::
I walked into the bathroom (the door was cracked open) on my mom & stepdad when they were about to get it on once - they were climbing into the oversized tub in matching leopard print lingerie. I don't like to think about it, but all this talk is bringing it back with a vengeance. Ewww!
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Matching leopard print...that's awesome!
Wait, the tub was full of water? And they were wearing lingerie? Confused...
The tub (it's a large jacuzzi tub) was filling with water and bubbles. And yes, they were wearing their lingerie as they were climbing IN the tub. I'm not sure if that or the alternative (no lingerie) would've been a more disturbing sight.
I didn't even know matching leopard print lingerie existed. I didn't need to know that. That's wrong. Wrong, I tell you. Wrong.Couples ever wearing matching clothes is wrong. But that's very wrong.
I'll take that to mean that RA's lingerie clashes with his wife's...;)
Damn. I can't complain because if Tad were to say something similar to post 85 I would have replied similar to 86.But I will get my revenge. Oh, yes, I will.
Wow, I was going to post about guilty pleasures reads, but we seem to be on to a whole different kind of guilty pleasures!Sally, I'm sure I can give you the name of a good therapist when you're ready!
As for my reading choices. . . I wouldn't say I feel guilty about reading anything. However, things that I enjoy that may not be "top shelf" reading would include Entertainment Weekly, Laurel Hamilton, the Sookie Stackhouse books, give me time to rummage through my bookshelves & I'm sure I'll find more.
tadpole wrote: "I'll take that to mean that RA's lingerie clashes with his wife's...;)"I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry that it's at your expense, RA.
I think this thread is rapidly becoming my guiltiest read! ;)(Must not think about plaids fighting with florals...)
*snicker*
writes additional names in blood on office wall
Randomanthony wrote: "writes additional names in blood on office wall"Just don't drip any blood on the puffin, RA! It's hard to get off of plush, and dry-cleaning is so expensive these days!
Ha. That reminds me, Jacks, this was yesterday's National Geographic photo of the day...so of course Tristan made it my laptop background...http://photography.nationalgeographic...
Cute! Tristan's got a wicked sense of humor. I approve! :)
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Wow, I'm VERY impressed with your mother's sex life, Sal, very impressed indeed! Multiple organisms, multiple acts, symbols denoting quality.
All this note taking tho! Maybe she was part of the research for that (in)famous Masters and Johnson sex book!
Um, how many siblings do you have?