Group 100B Sci-fi. Mod Emma

[Emma]

my final reviews for the round.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
https://www.amazon.com/review/R2Z6ZPK...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R22UB...

[Tony]

Thanks for the honest review, Emma! I really like the title you gave it on Amazon. "Gaming has never been so serious!" That line may end up in a book trailer ;]

[Tony]

So... a couple days late, but here is my Round 3: The Pages of Time. Good job, Damian!

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
Amazon US: http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-rev...
Amazon UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/customer-...

[Emma]

Thanks Tony.

[Damian]

Many thanks, Tony. The Butterfly Effect is one of my favourite movies, so I appreciate the comparison!

[Josephine]

Here's my final review for No Net. Amazon is being a bit slow again.

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

http://www.amazon.com/No-Net-Noah-Nic...

[Noah]

Here is my long-delayed review for Going Underground.

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/review/R4AKR33...

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

I'm really sorry about the delay, everyone. I was suffering from severe depression and self-imposed isolation this past week. On the real, my Wi-Fi connection kicked the bucket on me. But have no fear, my dampened spirits were then resurrected by an astute realization that I could still have pizza delivered to my door. That made everything better. Not for my girlfriend, though. She bolted out the door AND out of my life for good. So sad. I guess she was just too hot and ready for the taking to stay shacked up with such a Web-less dunderhead like me.

[L.N.]

:-(...chin up, kid!

[Rafael]

After reading Josephine Boyce's review of Noah Nichol's 'No Net', I have decided, unless anthropological or behavioral realities dictate otherwise, to expunge the words girl, woman, and female from my go to list. Henceforth, 'lady person' will be my default identifier. Brilliant. :-)

[Josephine]

Rafael wrote: "After reading Josephine Boyce's review of Noah Nichol's 'No Net', I have decided, unless anthropological or behavioral realities dictate otherwise, to expunge the words girl, woman, and female from..."

As should all male persons and lady persons alike.

[Chrys]

Actually shouldn't be that 'gentlemen persons' if we're having 'lady persons'?

[Josephine]

Chrys wrote: "Actually shouldn't be that 'gentlemen persons' if we're having 'lady persons'?"

Quite right.

[Rafael]

Well, in the rush to gender equality, experience and observation has made me a bit more circumspect in granting 'gentleman' status to my fellow tribesmen. :-)

[Chrys]

Although I'm a woman, whenever someone refers to me as a 'lady' I have to stop myself looking around for whomever they actually mean...

[Noah]

Chivalry is now dead for all women in this disenfranchised year of 2016. The proof, you ask? Just yesterday I saw a man kindly open a car door for his sexy new tablet. True story. Believe me since it's easy to. And it's on the Internet.

[Emma]

We are galloping for the finish line with this one, only four reviews remain outstanding out of 40 and we have ten days to go.

[Damian]

My final review of the round for Dragons Can Only Rust:

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R31FY...

https://www.amazon.com/review/R3SQI7X...

[Emma]

Thanks Damian.

Today is the end of the group. We have three reviews outstanding.

Noah Nichols for Emma Jaye
Tony Breeden for Joe Turk
Sean DeLauder for Damian Knight.

Please get in touch if you know you are going to be late with your final reviews, or I'll start digging out my dominatrix gear.

You have been warned.....

[Sean]

I have finished reading, it's just a matter of finding some spare time to assemble my scribbles into a sensible review for Damian. But it's coming. If not tomorrow, then Saturday for certain.

[Noah]

Emma, I should have my last review up for the group by Monday. Between this and another group's deadline, I've been backlogged with literary commitments. I simply fell behind.

[Emma]

ok guys, I'll hold off the group spanking till after the weekend.

[Tony]

I finished reading last night. I will have the review written by weekend's end

[Sean]

Here's my reviews for Damian.

Goodreads
Amazon
Amazon.co.uk

I think it's only fair that I pass on my spanking to whoever remains. Woe to that person who finishes last and winds up with three spankings. Or congratulations. I don't know what kind of experience Emma provides in that regard.

[Emma]

Thanks Sean, you are hereby released from the dungeon. Run free!

[Tony]

My review for Making Monsters Joe Turk

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...
Amazon: Pending
Amazon UK: Pending

[Emma]

Thanks Tony, only one to go now.
Double spankings coming your way Noah...

[Damian]

Sean wrote: "Here's my reviews for Damian.

Goodreads
Amazon
Amazon.co.uk

I think it's only fair that I pass on my spanking to whoever remains. Woe to that person who finishes last and winds up with three span..."

Many thanks, Sean.

[Lynda]

Hello there
I have already reviewed a few SF things on Amazon and hope to get my hands on more. Hassle me if you want some more reviews from me on here.

[Emma]

Hi Lynda, I'm sure everyone in this group would gladly offer a free review copy of their book if you have the urge to review. What sort of scifi do you prefer?

[Noah]

Sorry for the delay. Refrain from the spank. Final review forthcoming.

[Emma]

Aw shucks, I was looking forward to that.

[Noah]

Here is your hotly anticipated review. Enjoy it. Toothbrushes and spellcheck for all!


Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Discovery-Hybr...

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/review/show...

Goodbye forever, everyone! It's been real.

[Emma]

Charming.

I guess that refusing to employ a reviewer's friend as an editor in order to secure a higher star rating was a step to far.

I declare this group closed.