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message 1: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 25094 comments That makes so little sense to me that I doubt the book will either. Sorry.


message 2: by Katerina (new)

Katerina | 41 comments I just flagged your post...
Are you really sure this is the right site for this?


message 3: by Jud (new)

Jud (judibud) | 18543 comments I opened the thread saw the length of the post and didn't even bother to read it.

*yawn*


message 4: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 25094 comments It also lacks the author and release date in the thread title.


message 5: by Jud (new)

Jud (judibud) | 18543 comments Do you think Jose will come back to fix it?


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments When out shopping or doing additional activity, common added forth from your desired situation to do some supererogatory locomotion.


Oh my.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments I am pissing myself!

This has got to be the most tortured use of English EVER!

I gotta copy this and keep it.


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Doing varied exercises specified as move ups, sit ups and aerobics while a video trade is on. If you're watching receiver, there is always example during commercials to be fruitful.
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Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments SOGGY OBJECTS IN THE ABODE!!!!!!


Jay-me (Janet)  | 4324 comments Have you changed the thread title Patti??


message 11: by Jud (last edited Apr 28, 2014 05:58AM) (new)

Jud (judibud) | 18543 comments That's over use of a thesaurus/google translate alright!


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments I was laughing so hard I misspelled throw!!!


message 13: by Michael Cargill (new)

Michael Cargill Cargill (michaelcargill) | 3001 comments This is a spam post, if you Google the first ten words or so you get the exact same passage turning up on God knows how many different forums.


message 14: by Richard (new)

Richard Martinus | 646 comments I thought garcinium was the substance French waiters were made from.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Oh gee, thanks for clarifying that, Mikey. ;)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments I'm gonna delete the first post to get rid of the link.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Richard wrote: "I thought garcinium was the substance French waiters were made from."

Oh brilliant!!!


message 18: by Jim (new)

Jim | 22039 comments It struck me when I first read it that it looked like the sort of spam post I've seen on some other forums, actually a little better written than some :-)


message 19: by Jim (new)

Jim | 22039 comments By the way, can you edit it to remove the link? It's amusing enough to leave up, but I don't see why the spammer should get any benefit


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Jim wrote: "By the way, can you edit it to remove the link? It's amusing enough to leave up, but I don't see why the spammer should get any benefit"

Great minds think alike. :)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Hump the stairs instead of the elevator???


message 22: by Patti (baconater) (last edited Apr 28, 2014 06:13AM) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments How much is an 'important amount of metric'?


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 9111 comments "supererogatory locomotion" - that's how we roll in the Shire


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Dead and frustrated? So this is a zombie book then?


message 25: by Marc (new)

Marc Nash (sulci) | 7481 comments personally I find the writing not prolix enough


message 26: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11721 comments How do zombies use Google translate, then?


message 27: by Marc (new)

Marc Nash (sulci) | 7481 comments Will wrote: "How do zombies use Google translate, then?"

my sons use Google translate for their French homework. Consequently they have as much of a grasp[ of the language as Zombies. So I think you have it the wrong way round, Google Translate is making zombies of those who use it


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments I would like to forbear with priggish dieting...


message 29: by Marc (new)

Marc Nash (sulci) | 7481 comments sanctioned


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 9111 comments I'm not so keen on slumping frugalness.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments This sentence is a thing of beauty!

" I know to adjudge I bonk reliable individual of these fast and unit going programs as seen on television infomercials."


message 32: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 25094 comments I can't even be mithered reading it to find funny bits. Got too much else worth doing!


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 9111 comments Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "This sentence is a thing of beauty!

" I know to adjudge I bonk reliable individual of these fast and unit going programs as seen on television infomercials.""


Well who wouldn't want to bonk reliable?


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments A lot of people seem to bonk unreliable individual...


message 35: by Jud (new)

Jud (judibud) | 18543 comments Kath wrote: "I can't even be mithered reading it to find funny bits. Got too much else worth doing!"

I was just about to say that! Although I wouldn't have used the word mithered, but I like it :o)


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Parking in a parking is required.


message 37: by Jud (new)

Jud (judibud) | 18543 comments "Hump the stairs instead of the elevator"

I almost sprayed peanut butter all over my screen


message 38: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11721 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Parking in a parking is required."

Do you mean that you fail to follow this instruction?
You rebel!


message 39: by Will (new)

Will Macmillan Jones (willmacmillanjones) | 11721 comments "If you're watching receiver, there is always example during commercials to be fruitful."

Is this how Jud got Kindlee JR????


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Will wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "Parking in a parking is required."

Do you mean that you fail to follow this instruction?
You rebel!"


Her neighbours do - didn't you see her recent facebook pic?


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Notional unit release.

Someone needs to use that line in a porn story.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 36808 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Notional unit release.

Someone needs to use that line in a porn story."


Robot porn?


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments I'm sure there's no such thing as robot porn.


Jay-me (Janet)  | 4324 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm sure there's no such thing as robot porn."

Waiting for someone to prove Patti is wrong about that ;)


message 45: by Tim (last edited Apr 28, 2014 08:18AM) (new)

Tim | 9478 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm sure there's no such thing as robot porn."

Rule 34, remember...

http://io9.com/5783354/victorian-robo...


message 46: by Tim (new)

Tim | 9478 comments I think I have been victimized for metric and magnitude status! Is there somewhere I can get therapy?


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments I appear the mar when I tally to go up tierce to pentad flights of stairs.

Me too.


message 48: by David (new)

David Hadley | 4873 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Are you dead and frustrated of mounting a individualised content to decline unit and uphold a anicteric fasting, only to pitch impatient of achieving that end? Human you e'er unredeemed whatsoever ..."

I always wondered what James Joyce wrote after Finnegan's Wake.


message 49: by David (new)

David Staniforth (davidstaniforth) | 7939 comments I... erm. No I have nothing to offer.


Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 61757 comments Oh c'mon David.

You want some deception solvent, don't you?


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