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Someone please throw a dictionary at this
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Kath
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Apr 28, 2014 03:39AM
That makes so little sense to me that I doubt the book will either. Sorry.
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I just flagged your post...Are you really sure this is the right site for this?
I opened the thread saw the length of the post and didn't even bother to read it. *yawn*
It also lacks the author and release date in the thread title.
Do you think Jose will come back to fix it?
When out shopping or doing additional activity, common added forth from your desired situation to do some supererogatory locomotion. Oh my.
I am pissing myself!This has got to be the most tortured use of English EVER!
I gotta copy this and keep it.
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Have you changed the thread title Patti??
That's over use of a thesaurus/google translate alright!
I was laughing so hard I misspelled throw!!!
This is a spam post, if you Google the first ten words or so you get the exact same passage turning up on God knows how many different forums.
I thought garcinium was the substance French waiters were made from.
Oh gee, thanks for clarifying that, Mikey. ;)
I'm gonna delete the first post to get rid of the link.
Richard wrote: "I thought garcinium was the substance French waiters were made from."Oh brilliant!!!
It struck me when I first read it that it looked like the sort of spam post I've seen on some other forums, actually a little better written than some :-)
By the way, can you edit it to remove the link? It's amusing enough to leave up, but I don't see why the spammer should get any benefit
Jim wrote: "By the way, can you edit it to remove the link? It's amusing enough to leave up, but I don't see why the spammer should get any benefit"Great minds think alike. :)
Hump the stairs instead of the elevator???
How much is an 'important amount of metric'?
"supererogatory locomotion" - that's how we roll in the Shire
Dead and frustrated? So this is a zombie book then?
personally I find the writing not prolix enough
How do zombies use Google translate, then?
Will wrote: "How do zombies use Google translate, then?"my sons use Google translate for their French homework. Consequently they have as much of a grasp[ of the language as Zombies. So I think you have it the wrong way round, Google Translate is making zombies of those who use it
I would like to forbear with priggish dieting...
I'm not so keen on slumping frugalness.
This sentence is a thing of beauty!" I know to adjudge I bonk reliable individual of these fast and unit going programs as seen on television infomercials."
I can't even be mithered reading it to find funny bits. Got too much else worth doing!
Gingerlily - Elephant Philosopher wrote: "This sentence is a thing of beauty!" I know to adjudge I bonk reliable individual of these fast and unit going programs as seen on television infomercials.""
Well who wouldn't want to bonk reliable?
A lot of people seem to bonk unreliable individual...
Kath wrote: "I can't even be mithered reading it to find funny bits. Got too much else worth doing!"I was just about to say that! Although I wouldn't have used the word mithered, but I like it :o)
Parking in a parking is required.
"Hump the stairs instead of the elevator"I almost sprayed peanut butter all over my screen
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Parking in a parking is required."Do you mean that you fail to follow this instruction?
You rebel!
"If you're watching receiver, there is always example during commercials to be fruitful."Is this how Jud got Kindlee JR????
Will wrote: "Patti (baconater) wrote: "Parking in a parking is required."Do you mean that you fail to follow this instruction?
You rebel!"
Her neighbours do - didn't you see her recent facebook pic?
Notional unit release.Someone needs to use that line in a porn story.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Notional unit release.Someone needs to use that line in a porn story."
Robot porn?
I'm sure there's no such thing as robot porn.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm sure there's no such thing as robot porn."Waiting for someone to prove Patti is wrong about that ;)
Patti (baconater) wrote: "I'm sure there's no such thing as robot porn."Rule 34, remember...
http://io9.com/5783354/victorian-robo...
I think I have been victimized for metric and magnitude status! Is there somewhere I can get therapy?
I appear the mar when I tally to go up tierce to pentad flights of stairs.Me too.
Patti (baconater) wrote: "Are you dead and frustrated of mounting a individualised content to decline unit and uphold a anicteric fasting, only to pitch impatient of achieving that end? Human you e'er unredeemed whatsoever ..."I always wondered what James Joyce wrote after Finnegan's Wake.
Oh c'mon David.You want some deception solvent, don't you?
