I Hate That There Are No Professional Haters In This Club

[Charissa]

Like KKK members, or Nazi skinhead punks, or crips and bloods, or North Korean dictators, or Stacey Grenrock-Woods, or Pat Robertson, or Dick Cheney, or the schizophrenic homeless person on my street who yells at trees.

Come on all you chickenshit hating pros... I call you out!!! Show your faces!! I dare you!!!

lamos.

[Seizure Romero]

I'm guessing that to maintain such high levels of ignorance, those types don't read very much. Or at least very broadly. I don't know who Stacey G-W is, but Pat Robertson is definitely a "man of one book" (and it's Revelation*, so be afraid) and Cheney is busy reviewing "To Serve Man" so he'll know how to prepare baby-salad sandwiches once he's off the Hill (Capitol, not Anita. That was someone else).

--Seizure "I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in" Romero

*You're welcome, Amy.

[[deleted user]]

what do you freakin haters want? you chased away the crying christian now ya want her back?

[Charissa]

oh that christian wasn't *even* a professional hater. the KKK would totally have kicked her ass in an alley. amateur.

what do we want??? I'm certain it changes by the hour. keep up!

[[deleted user]]

Thank you Seizure, I did notice. In fact, the second I read that one word I was planning to comment on it...you are really earning that Bellagios!

Oh yeah, I'm supposed to hate something, but I'm not sure I can. My baby neice was born on Friday and she finally came home today (lives with me), so I'm too freakin smitten to hate anything. That little darlin just sucks all the negative out of me with her cuter than possible nose!!

Go on, get all over me about not hating...I really don't care!

[Charissa]

Marie... you are totally my new favorite person. May I worship you?

[Mike]

I hate babies! I hate babies! I always try to teach them bad words or to learn how to smoke but usually to no avail considering their mothers are often within a remarkably* close proximity.

*Remarkably only because of their adoration of said hated children

[[deleted user]]

babies i can excuse
it's toddlers i can't stand
they look up at you with little eyes
like they have a clue but they can't hold an intelligent conversation
just monosyllables restricted to something they want to eat or drink
walk around on little legs
flap around their little arms
and if you don't smile at them like they're adorable you're some sort of ogre
sorry, the amount of urine, feces and snot they produce just makes their "cuteness" not so cute

[[deleted user]]

Wankers!

[Howard]

Whadda buncha amateurs. "I hate babies." Like that's hard. Hating others? We're born to hate others. It takes no effort, no experience, no special online training, no unusual mail-order devices. Just look at them. They should all die. It's just obvious.

No, the real hate, the only hate that counts, is hating yourself. Hating others, that's just an easy way out of the real work, the serious work of self-loathing.

Pikers.