Something to make you REALLY hate Gene Simmons

[Kirk]

Ah, just what the world was crying out for---a Gene Simmons sex tape:

http://gawker.com/5003212/gene-simmon...

With Foreigner for a soundtrack, no less.

WARNING: Not safe for work.

Or home.

Or human eyes....

[Jillian]

Just the idea of it makes me vomit

Is it worse then the screech sex tape?

[Kirk]

The idea makes my vomit want to vomit.

[Jenn]

Hahaha! Saw that last night and laughed laughed laughed! Gene brought comedy to my evening! Wonder how much the bill will be for that?

Notice how she wouldn't kiss him. Had to be a hooker.

[Kirk]

I laughed, too. Then I found it very depressing. Is it me or do they look like it's some kind of duty they're serving? It seems pretty joyless. And, ooh, Gene has one or two moves in there that---yech. I don't know. Whew---teethbrushing time.

[Reads with Scotch]

Some things just can't be un-seen :-O(crying now)