Beauty Queens by Libba Bray - Restarting October 3rd 2019

[Christina]

Maddison and myself will be reading this book on 20th Feb :)

[Maddie]

Awesome :)

[Maddie]

I might read to a schedule. Will you?

[Christina]

@Maddison
I don't mind! Let's do that. How many chapters/pages a day?

[Maddie]

1 chapter a day? Well how many pages is a chapter on average?

[Christina]

@Maddison
The book isn't next to me atm so I'll have a check later. Since the book is around 300 pages, maybe aim for 30-50 pages a day? (~1 hour reading)

[Maddie]

Yeah 30 pages is good for me XD

[Christina]

Just checked that the chapters are about 5-6 pages long so 30 pages would be around 5 chapters a day :)

[Maddie]

Alright thanks :)

[Christina]

Shall be starting this one this weekend :)

[Christina]

Read the word from a sponsor + Chapter 1. Might take a while to read - this ones gigantic!

(view spoiler)[The word from sponsor was ridiculously funny. Very witty.

Chapter 1 was quite weird and the girls are definitely not realistic characters... they care about lost shoes (and what brand they are) and ruined clothing and what they want to become... it's funny but strange! (hide spoiler)]

[Maddie]

Not started.

[Christina]

@Maddison
No problems. I sort of abandoned this one. I didn't feel like reading this at the time! Sorry

[Maddie]

Alright. :) Want to start the date again?

[Christina]

Yes two chapters wasn't enough to totally judge the book. I still like the concept. When can you start? :)

[Maddie]

Don't know and don't mind. I've got to read a few other books too but I'll read this one when we start it haha.

[Maddie]

Christina? XD

[Christina]

@Maddison
Sorry! Should we read it later in the month? I saw your schedule haha
22nd ish?

[Maddie]

Alright haha. Beauty Queens on the 22nd it is!

[Christina]

Hiya Maddison
Are you on track to read this? I'm kind of falling behind on buddy reads and this one looks easily disposable Lol
I've been holding on to the library book for 1 month now haha but I haven't had the urge to pick it up :P

[Tessa]

Me and Rachel will be reading this starting 6 August. Feel free to join us! :)

Can a Mod please change the date for this? Thank you! ^^

[rachel ☾]

Thanks!! :)

[Abbie]

Date changed. :)

[Tessa]

So, this is funny so far, even if it is a little puerile, but after Brutal Youth I do need something funny and easy even if it does kill my brain a little XD.

Have you started reading this Rachel?

Chapter 1-6
(view spoiler)[Like I said it's funny, it's also a little depressing because I'm sure there really are people as brain dead as those girls out there. Goes in the category, it's funny because it's true XD.

Right now, I really don't see how they can posibly survive. Instead of conserving energy and wather they decided to practice for the pagent. The fuck?

Also, Miss New Mexico should die soon. Having a brain injury is not survivable. (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

Not yet. I am about to. Glad you like it. :)

[Tessa]

Chapter 7-11
(view spoiler)[
Ok, this is getting a little boring. Also, very unrealistic. You can't catch fish with flattening irons. The girls in the book might be stupid, but don't assume your readers are as well....

Quote:
“Miss New Hampshire?” Taylor offered the bag again.
Adina reached in. “Oh, look! It’s a boat with a GPS set for home — awesome!”
“Trade you,” Miss Montana said.
“I was kidding about the boat. It’s bronzer.”
“Ooh!” the girls squealed at once.
“You got the best one,” Miss Ohio lamented.

Bronzer... they are on a freaking island!!! They don't need a bronzer, lol....

The comercial breaks care killing me. This is still funny, wish the story was a little more believable, even if it is a parody. I think that it's a little exaggerated. (hide spoiler)]

[Tessa]

This is starting to make no sense...

Chapter 12-18
(view spoiler)[
WTF is up with Mary Lou and Tane? If he has a boat shouldn't she ask him to help them get off the island? I think that would probably be the first priority before having wild sex with him every night and... you know... falling in love Q.Q.

Taylor was shoot with sleeping darts, but he just decided to let her there? Also, why not kill them all in the first place? Why risk all this complications.

There are still tons of funny parts, but I just think this book goes too far. It concentrated too much on the funny and not enough on the actual story <.<. (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

Really!? That doesn't sound promising!

Sorry I haven't started it yet. I got swamped with homework. I have a maths test tomorrow to study for then I will properly start it!! ;)

[rachel ☾]

Now, I have actually started. Sorry, I'm late!

[rachel ☾]

up to chapter seven - (view spoiler)[I don't know what to think of this so far. Its a little too quirky for me so far. And I'm confused. Is this set in the future? Or an alternate reality? It certainly isn't set in the present. Plus what the hell is this Corporation thingy? Cannot say I'm a fan so far. (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

Tessa wrote: "So, this is funny so far, even if it is a little puerile, but after Brutal Youth I do need something funny and easy even if it does kill my brain a little XD.

Have you started reading this Rachel?..."

(view spoiler)[I know right! It seem a little stereotypical to make everyone of the girls bimbos just because they are "beauty queens" or whatever.

Yeah, they won't survive long. What are they doing for food? Water? Shelter?

The girl with a tray in her head? yeah, I didn't get how she was alive either. Surely the internal injuries would kill her!? (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

chapter eleven - (view spoiler)[I'm sorry but I am pretty sure you would be able to tell, or at least suspect, that Petra was actually a "guy". I don't understand how they could suddenly tell it was he was in fact that famous singer guy after the saw his junk but didn't even suspect beforehand. That just doesn't add up! I have to say I'm bored. I don't really like any of the girls and the plot is confusing. What the heck is up with this spy thing and the mysterious Corporation!? (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

Tessa wrote: "Chapter 7-11

Ok, this is getting a little boring. Also, very unrealistic. You can't catch fish with flattening irons. The girls in the book might be stupid, but don't assume your readers are as we..."

(view spoiler)[I agree, it isn't very believable. I don't think it that funny though. I feel like it thinks it is though! (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

chapter fifteen - (view spoiler)[I just cannot get into this. Its been a couple of days and I just cannot get into this. Its way dramatic and I don't like the characters. Think I'm going to move on to something else. (hide spoiler)]

[Tessa]

@Rachel:
(view spoiler)[
"Is this set in the future? Or an alternate reality? It certainly isn't set in the present. Plus what the hell is this Corporation thingy?"

It's set in the present, but it's an alternative reality where everything regarding what it means to be beautiful is exaggerated. People are stupid and the Corporation represents all the huge American multinationals that exploit other country in order to bring cheap and useless products to the US nation.

"Surely the internal injuries would kill her!?"

Looks that it didn't. But this book is so much "Fu logic" that I don't even want to start and enumerate everything that doesn't make sense in it.

"Think I'm going to move on to something else."

Yeah, you're not missing much. If you want spoilers to the story let me know. I'm sure I can give you a more logical summary than if you would have read the book till the end XD.

In the end, I did gave it 2 stars because it did make me laugh (for the first half anyway). Then it got too stupid even for me to handle. (hide spoiler)]

[rachel ☾]

Tessa wrote: "@Rachel: [spoilers removed]

(view spoiler)[Okay. That makes sense. I knew it wasn't "our present" that it was set in but I got so confused!! :)

I know, it was all a bit ridiculous! How did she even walk around with it!? Wouldn't it have caught on stuff. What if she rolled on it in her sleep!?

Thanks for the offer, I would normally take you up on it but I bought a copy and will probably come back one day and finish it myself. :) (hide spoiler)]

[Tessa]

Paperback version or digital form?

[rachel ☾]

Paperback. :)

[Tessa]

Suck then. I try to by the Paperback only for books I've already tried and know I like or if I really love the author or the recommendation I got is really, really a trustworthy one.

Meh, even so I ended up with some bad ones in my shelf, but not that many :P .

I'm surprised this one was so bad. It had so many awards :( .

[rachel ☾]

Tessa wrote: "Suck then. I try to by the Paperback only for books I've already tried and know I like or if I really love the author or the recommendation I got is really, really a trustworthy one.

Meh, even so..."

I don't tend to buy paperbacks really, well not brand new ones anyway. The only time I buy books is when I go op-shopping! You get books for no more than $5 (normally about $2) and if show my student card I get a further 20% discount. This only cost me $2.50 for the hardback copy. I cannot really complain about that! :)

[Tessa]

Rachel wrote: "Tessa wrote: "Suck then. I try to by the Paperback only for books I've already tried and know I like or if I really love the author or the recommendation I got is really, really a trustworthy one. ..."

I want to live in Australia!!

[Sarah Elizabeth]

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[Ashley]

I'll be starting later tonight!

[[deleted user]]

I will join you in reading this.

[Ashley]

Lindsey wrote: "I will join you in reading this."

Yay! :)

Chapter 9: (view spoiler)[ I'm liking it so far, but I'm finding a few things confusing. I'm finding the whole hallucinations with the berries pretty confusing. I also don't get who the "agents" are. They mentioned the
Corporation... are they with them? Was the whole plane crash a setup? (hide spoiler)]

[[deleted user]]

I'm starting it now.

[[deleted user]]

Though chapter 2 (view spoiler)[ it's an interesting read so far. I'm having a hard time connecting with the girls and I don't want to be rude or mean but they are not that smart. I'm hoping it gets better and soon. (hide spoiler)]

[Ashley]

Lindsey wrote: "Though chapter 2 [spoilers removed]"

I agree! They seem pretty self centred and some of them come off as extremely stupid.

Chapter 16: (view spoiler)[ I'm pretty sure to not sink in quicksand you have to relax... neither of the girls knew this? I love how sarcastic the commercial parts are and how close to reality they actually are. Especially the tanning one where it's like "The girl sprays herself with the tan. She bites her lip. Oh no, she dropped the tanner. She bends down slowly to get it." (hide spoiler)]

[Rachel]

I got to about 100 pages in and had to quit, the writing and the people just weren't for me :/ I've looked at the reviews and it seems to be a bit of a love it or hate it book. I hope you guys are enjoying it!

[[deleted user]]

Up to chapter 12

(view spoiler)[ I'm trying not to laugh at how dumb some of these girls are. I'm a little upset with the author because she has the beauty contestants acting dumb and in reality some might be but not all. I have a few friends who compete in these and they are smart. Most have above a 3.5 GPA.

Nothing is possible and I wish the author could have written something with more truth and reality. (hide spoiler)]