I hate non-hand washers...

[Harry]

Look, I'm no germ-a-phobe, but I've stood next to a guy at the urinal. He finished, went to the sink, fixed his hair in the mirror, with his "pee/penis hands" ...thought to himself, "yep, I look good" and headed right back out to the bar.

At least give 'em a rinse man!

[shellyindallas]

i HATE that!
i hate that i sometimes have to wait for a sink while girls fix their hair and make-up.
once i was in a restaurant and watched a waitress walk out of the stall and right out of the bathroom!
it takes 10 seconds!

[Sarah]

I hate the people who turn on the water, wiggle their fingers for half a second, and then leave. Use soap, people. Man is not cleansed by water alone.

[RandomAnthony]

I don't even like to THINK about this topic.

I'm not sure if my "head in the sand" equal/attitude transcends hate or not.

[Charissa]

actually urine is sterile. it's not the urine we have to worry about. I'm just sayin.

[Jenn]

Meh this doensn't worry me too much, only because I never touch doors with my hands. I use my sleeve most of the time. It's really for the anti-shock value. I hate being shocked and I am all the time! The way I look at it is- if you are with me and might touch something of mine then you better wash, if you aren't with me that's fine. Go eat with your pee hands if you want, rub your sweet girlfriends face, just don't touch me or my stuff.

[RandomAnthony]

"go eat with your pee hands if you want."

That was my favorite thing I heard anyone say today.

[Charissa]

::::falls over laughing from Seth's story::::::

ahhhhh ha ha ha h ah aha....... that's the best thing I've heard all year..... ahhhhhhh hhhaaaaa!!!!

[Tesse]

Urine is only sterile before it has left the body by the normal means.

The only way to get sterile urine OUTSIDE the body is through extraction with a sterile instrument. Directly into the bladder with a sterile syringe for example.

Once the stream touches the skin it is no longer sterile.

So wash your hands you dirty fuckers.

[Lisa]

This applies particularly to guys. Urine is sterile (if you don't have an infection), but grabbing the member ain't. Wash. Thank you kindly.

[Brigid ✩]

ugh. i hate when i see people who don't wash their hands. especially cuz i'm in high school, and i'm always surrounded by these non-hand washers who get their germs all over everything. yuck.

[[deleted user]]

Two men in Oxford jackets are pissing at a urinal.

One man walks over to wash his hands, and the other makes for the door.

"Goodness!" says the first man. "At Harvard, they teach us to WASH our hands after urinating."

"Oh," answers the second man. "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."

Point being: Know what's on the door handle, desk surface, and on/off for the water? GERMS. Know what's on my dick? Not much, since I showered this morning and put it away in a clean pair of underwear.

[Not Bill]

LOL.....my favorite urinal prank. Walk up to a dude while he's in mid stream, grab him by the shoulders and turn him so that he hoses the guy standing next to him. Barrel of laughs - guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

[Reads with Scotch]

I got to say NB, Somebody grabs me from behind when I'm pissing there is going to be more then a laugh... But then again after I saw the dudes face that I just pissed on I would probably forgive you, unless he tried to punch me then we would just have to stomp him. The nerve, who can't take a joke?

[Mama'sGurl115]

that is SO sick.....i can understand if you're in a hurry or something or u forget....but i insist right before you eat. my little sis' about 3 went (I had to help her) and she just went by the sink. i said to her "um.....Jena? We're about to have dinner better wash your hands." and she looked at me like i was an alien. what has this girl been taught!!??

[Erin]

honestly, making moer non hand washers blech!
and yes it would b hilarious to see the face of the guy you just pissed on; good thing i'm a girl(it would never happen to me.... i hope)

[Gemma]

I hate hearing someone leave the stall next to me and then the door open and close 2 seconds later....

i dont know who it was! They could be anybody touching ANYTHING that i may happen upon later! It makes me reaaally paranoid lol

[Rusty]

I use the handicapped button to open the bathroom doors. That way I don’t have to touch the handle that the non-washer touched. But seriously Gemma, that woman that ran out without washing her hands is probably going through your lunch right now. I just thought you should know.

[Gemma]

gee thanks hahaha

thaaat helps my paranoia... though ur prolly right

[Reads with Scotch]

Rusty I too use the handicapped button, but I use my foot. There is probably a good chance the handi didn't wash their hands as well. So if you ever visit a restroom that I have, and you use the "safe" handicapped button there is a good chance you will have piss/poo whatever else is on the floor all over your hand. Sorry duder.

[Reads with Scotch]

I think in general our public facilities use is pretty much on the level with medieval Europe. They are disgusting. Period.

[Tom]

Not so. In Medieval Europe, they used a communal stick for toilet paper, and had no running water for hand washing.

[Erin]

which we mightas well have with the poor washing abilities floating around

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

I find modern day Europe's plumbing plenty scary enough, Bunny.

[Reads with Scotch]

Yes'um to all... what was the term? "rushes"? It was disgusting then, and it is disgusting today, public crappers are just that, crap! I think we need the three sea shells.

I wonder how often people came down with Hep(a) back n the day. Can you get hep(a) more then once? That is a bad path to take, but I don't see how they could have avoided it with their hygiene being what it was.