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Nope. Burn it, more likely... except I wouldn't want to put my money toward a greedy, power-hungry, delusional psycho of his ilk. That man is ebil.
One day I was walking through a field, and I shot a friend in the face...Cheney is absolutely from which the Republican Party is trying to move way, and for good, no, great reasons...
Oil. Halliburton. Oil. Oops rifle spray!
A brief sample:*I'll never forget when my father, Satan, sat me down one day when I was about 10 and gave me the best advice I'd ever receive. "Son, never explain or apologize. Even if you shoot someone in the face. Or lead a country to war based on faulty intelligence. Oh, and always be sure to give sweetheart deals to your friends in the defense industry. And never prepare for hurricanes. They're just god's way of getting attention to poor people. Also, the Constitution and Bill of Rights are just guidelines, not really laws or anything." *
Well done, Kemper, or, should I say, Dick Cheney's ghostwriter...
I will always associate Dick Cheney with Elmer Fudd.
Assuming the words are "truthy" and that it doesn't devolve into pure propaganda, I would sort of like to read this book. Know your enemy, etc...Also, I want to see if this passage is included:
Mother was always right about many things. When I was seven, a mule kicked me really hard in the groin. She told me "Buck up, little Dickey, if you keep making that face it will freeze that way." At the time, I did not believe her...
snrk. Is that before or after he had to explain to her that he didn't consider waterboarding the family cat to be torture?
The enhanced interrogation of the cat had to be done, Sarah, otherwise an even more horrific couch peeing incident would have inevitably occurred...
That cat had been designated as an enemy combantant and had crucial information vital to national security so it was perfectly legal to use advanced interogation techniques on it. Considering Cheney's treatment of other small animals (and elderly lawyers) on his hunting trips, I'd say Kitty got off lucky....
Who hasn't harbored the suspicion that cats are actually foreign spies placed in our homes? He was obviously justified in detaining it.
I imagine it would be considerably more interesting than Monica's Story. Yeah. I read that. It was strange, yet compelling.
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In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir
Don't see the point of reading it. Like Bush's memoir. The only purpose of these memoirs is to slant the story their way in hopes of influencing the history writers.
Kemper wrote: "A brief sample:*I'll never forget when my father, Satan, sat me down one day when I was about 10 and gave me the best advice I'd ever receive. "Son, never explain or apologize. Even if you sh..."
LOL :-)
I don't follow U.S. politics that closely, but I think Cheney and the pope look equally scarry - and remind me of emperor Palpatine from Star Wars...
Oh well, gives my ex something to do in the bookstores (he keeps moving Bush's book to the True Crime section)
Ugh, I was browsing Barnes & Noble online tonight (retail therapy for a sucky 72 hours) and three times the computer gremlins at B&N tried to sell me books by Newt Gingrich.*shudder*
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Why don't you read it and let us know? Someone has to be the guinea pig.
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Didn't the "shot in the face" guy actually apologize to Cheney for the uproar caused by the incident?
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Don't know about that.
Lobstergirl wrote: "HBO is creating a miniseries based on Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency. Who should play Dick?"Michael wrote: "Montgomery Burns."
*SPIT TAKE*
Louise wrote: "LOL :-)I don't follow U.S. politics that closely, but I think Cheney and the pope look equally scarry - and remind me of emperor Palpatine from Star Wars... "
"Scarry"? Did they have bad acne as teens? Or maybe you were referring to Cheney's hunting victim (bless his heart)...
Rebecca wrote: "Oh well, gives my ex something to do in the bookstores (he keeps moving Bush's book to the True Crime section)"OHHH! That's badass. I wanna shake your husband's hand. :)
I still associate Cheney with Elmer Fudd.
He's not Elmer Fudd, he's The Penguin (from Batman).
Phil wrote: "He's not Elmer Fudd, he's The Penguin (from Batman)."But when I imagine the hunting accident going down, Cheney's wearing Elmer's hat and talking like him.
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Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency (other topics)Angler: The Cheney Vice Presidency (other topics)
In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir (other topics)
Former Vice President Cheney to publish memoir.