This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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Words I hate:

For example, "I like to snack on carrots" or "I'm guilty of snacking on carrots."
I dislike turning nouns into verbs in general.

-Bill Watterson via Calvin and Hobbes
(I hate that I can't remember which book it's in)




Cocksure
No
Compassionate-Conservative
Bush
I used to love bush, but now the chimp has ruined the word for me. I can't even walk by a shrubbery without vurping.

"team-player" / "team"
"touch base"
"on your plate"
"step up"
"dialogue"
"collegial"
WTF?
I, too, hate turning nouns into verbs, but I despise it when we already have a word that means the same thing and sounds better. Like "officing" and "gifting." What is that?
I hate "moist," but I love "cunt."

And even though I am guilty of this one as well, when did google become a verb?


I am with you on "cunt", but prefer to spell it with a "k" for more emphasis...


I also just decided I hate the word "vurping" Thanks, Fredstrong

"Cinnabon is SO addicting!"
"I love Top Model. It's so addicting."
Argh!

And yes, whom is appropriate there.

I hate certain phrases like "pick your brain" and "rip him a new one" and pretty much any euphemism for diarrhea (specially "the squirts" or "the runs").
Try this one on for size...
: Shotgun ass!
Bam!
yah "we're on the same page" makes me want to say no...no we're not.

And, in honor of the holiday (which i HATE) "Valentime's" Day...maybe it's a New York thing, but oh my God people, it's an N!!!!

I hates me some idiots (see my previous post re: irregardless).

why would you not just say "use" - why? -"utilize your resources" - utilize my foot in your face....
I'm all for a diverse vocabulary for connotation and all that - shades of meaning
But utilize holds no function but to stick a big stamp that says "professional and very very important" on functions that are actually as useless as the owrd utilize itself
argh! well now I've worked myself into a rage - utilize... ugh
wasn't conversate in the movie dumb and dumber? who's on the dictionary committee?
It makes me cringe everytime someone says, "Nipply" when it's cold outside.
I used to have a friend that would physically gag if you said the word "blubber" over and over. God that was fun!
I used to have a friend that would physically gag if you said the word "blubber" over and over. God that was fun!

I also discovered today that I hate when people say "can I tell you something?" and then bitch about something. I just wanted to say "NO!! YOU CAN"T!!"

Turgid:
"She woke with the taste of his turgid penis on her lips. Even though he was gone, his juices and manhood lingered in her mind and on her cloying lips like Vaseline." - from the Grand Prize Winning "Untitled" by "Bill" of the Nerve Bad Erotica Contest

But I hate the words:
Panties - it's just strange.
Lure - causes much confusion in my family, over pronunciation.


And I'm totally with you on "conversate." Along the same line, I hate people who say "orientate." Both make my blood boil.

There's a joke in there somewhere ("that's what she said" maybe) but I'm not man enough to find it.
I hate "process" as a verb, e.g. "We need to process this meeting." God, please kill me before the hellish boredom of "processing" something.
I also hate the phrase, "I'm not comfortable with..." It's like a weird way of saying you don't like something without coming out and saying you don't like something. "I'm not comfortable with this agenda." Why? Is the sharp end of the paper poking you in the ass?



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