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message 1: by Kathy (new)

Kathy (kathyfish) gingerly

tendrils

bass-ackwards

translucent




message 2: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony "snack" or "snacking" used as action verbs.

For example, "I like to snack on carrots" or "I'm guilty of snacking on carrots."

I dislike turning nouns into verbs in general.


message 3: by Seizure Romero (new)

Seizure Romero "Verbing weirds language."

-Bill Watterson via Calvin and Hobbes
(I hate that I can't remember which book it's in)


message 4: by Michael (new)

Michael (fogus) The word "crisp". Have always hated it.
-m



message 5: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) pussy


message 6: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) I hate certain phrases like "pick your brain" and "rip him a new one" and pretty much any euphemism for diarrhea (specially "the squirts" or "the runs").


shellyindallas pussy. yes! i hate that word! and cunt. and vagina. and clit. blech! why do all the words for a woman's private suck while guys privates have first names like dick and peter?


message 8: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) I actually love the word 'cunt'. I know most women don't... I just love the way it rolls off the tongue (heh).


message 9: by Sarah (last edited Feb 13, 2008 12:53PM) (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Rural. It's hard to say.

Bulbous.

Pus.


message 10: by Fredstrong (new)

Fredstrong Perfunctory

Cocksure

No

Compassionate-Conservative

Bush

I used to love bush, but now the chimp has ruined the word for me. I can't even walk by a shrubbery without vurping.


message 11: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) has our President made you celibate Fred? Or just gay?


message 12: by Fredstrong (new)

Fredstrong LOl, no it is only word bush I have come to hate. Thank god there's other words for the Peach Fish.


message 13: by Rob (last edited Feb 13, 2008 03:32PM) (new)

Rob I abhor work lingo, including but not limited to:

"team-player" / "team"
"touch base"
"on your plate"
"step up"
"dialogue"
"collegial"

WTF?

I, too, hate turning nouns into verbs, but I despise it when we already have a word that means the same thing and sounds better. Like "officing" and "gifting." What is that?

I hate "moist," but I love "cunt."


message 14: by Cindy (new)

Cindy (wanna_read_all_the_books) Rob, I'm with you on the work lingo. The one the I loathe the most would be "opportunities". For example, my RM loves to say, imagine a deep, rumbling voice, "We all had some opportunites this quarter. I need every one to be ready to discuss their opportiunites. Blah blah opportunities blah."

And even though I am guilty of this one as well, when did google become a verb?


message 15: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) so many jokes, so little time.


message 16: by Jenn (new)

Jenn The only word I can think of that I can't really speak out loud is "nipple". I don't know why, it just bothers me. I am also not a fan of "moist".


message 17: by John (new)

John Stafiej (who_is_johnny) I hate the expression "think outside the box"...

I am with you on "cunt", but prefer to spell it with a "k" for more emphasis...


message 18: by John (new)

John Stafiej (who_is_johnny) and I love the word ballistic, but my mother hates it ever since I was 13 and told her not to go "ballistic"...not good


message 19: by Kelly (new)

Kelly I'm with Rob and Jenn; I also hate the word "moist".
I also just decided I hate the word "vurping" Thanks, Fredstrong


message 20: by Kirk (new)

Kirk Since everybody's hating on "moist," can we hear a hell no to "tumescent"? Sounds cancerous...


message 21: by Seizure Romero (new)

Seizure Romero Irregardless.

Ignorant fuckers use it so often it made into Webster's ("non-standard usage").


message 22: by Bryan (new)

Bryan The word "addicting" seems to have supplanted "addictive."

"Cinnabon is SO addicting!"
"I love Top Model. It's so addicting."

Argh!


message 23: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) I hate when people say who's instead of whose. Who's is "who is" and whose is "belonging to whom."

And yes, whom is appropriate there.


message 24: by Liz (new)

Liz (liosaidh) plethora

whimsical

TURGID
ugh. There is no good way to use that word.


message 25: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Oh I like whimsical.


Reads with Scotch message 6: by Sarah 19 hours, 43 min ago

I hate certain phrases like "pick your brain" and "rip him a new one" and pretty much any euphemism for diarrhea (specially "the squirts" or "the runs").
Try this one on for size...


: Shotgun ass!
Bam!


Reads with Scotch contraceptive...


message 28: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) prophylactic


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

yah "we're on the same page" makes me want to say no...no we're not.


message 30: by Kelly (new)

Kelly "Conversate".....why has it made it into the dictionary!?!?!? You are not coversating...you are having a conversation or conversing.
And, in honor of the holiday (which i HATE) "Valentime's" Day...maybe it's a New York thing, but oh my God people, it's an N!!!!


message 31: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony Conversate made the dictionary? Really? Holy shit. Yes, it's on dictionary.com. I feel old.


message 32: by Seizure Romero (new)

Seizure Romero It's not a New York thing, it's an idiot thing.

I hates me some idiots (see my previous post re: irregardless).



message 33: by Charity (new)

Charity (charityross) Scales, scaly, & descale. Ewww...


Reads with Scotch As in "conversate among your selves?" How would one use it? I don’t think I get it.


message 35: by mara (new)

mara in that vein - utilize - I hate that word - I hate the types of people who use it - jargon speakers, letter-of-the-law followers, blank stare, flat-toned, simple-minded, tight-assed, polyester suited, blue-haired, sour cheese under the lip bureacrats on official business -

why would you not just say "use" - why? -"utilize your resources" - utilize my foot in your face....

I'm all for a diverse vocabulary for connotation and all that - shades of meaning

But utilize holds no function but to stick a big stamp that says "professional and very very important" on functions that are actually as useless as the owrd utilize itself

argh! well now I've worked myself into a rage - utilize... ugh


message 36: by [deleted user] (new)

wasn't conversate in the movie dumb and dumber? who's on the dictionary committee?


message 37: by [deleted user] (last edited Feb 14, 2008 08:14PM) (new)

It makes me cringe everytime someone says, "Nipply" when it's cold outside.

I used to have a friend that would physically gag if you said the word "blubber" over and over. God that was fun!


message 38: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Kelly, I hate "Valentime's Day" too!


message 39: by Kelly (new)

Kelly Nick, I typically hear "conversate" used in this way...."While I was conversating with Bob..." and I agree that it is an idiot thing more than a New York thing. I probably hear it all the time because I work with a bunch of idiots!!
I also discovered today that I hate when people say "can I tell you something?" and then bitch about something. I just wanted to say "NO!! YOU CAN"T!!"


message 40: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) Readhead... I'm delighted to be given a new venue for seeing one of my favorite words used well. Chaucer would be so proud.

Turgid:

"She woke with the taste of his turgid penis on her lips. Even though he was gone, his juices and manhood lingered in her mind and on her cloying lips like Vaseline." - from the Grand Prize Winning "Untitled" by "Bill" of the Nerve Bad Erotica Contest



message 41: by Joshua (last edited Feb 15, 2008 05:36PM) (new)

Joshua I haven't read everyones words so I'm sorry if these were said.
But I hate the words:
Panties - it's just strange.
Lure - causes much confusion in my family, over pronunciation.



message 42: by Kelly (new)

Kelly Josh, I'm with you on panties. It's a strange word...I just call them underwear!! Panties just feels too dirty :-o


message 43: by Rob (last edited Feb 16, 2008 12:16AM) (new)

Rob "Scrod" is not a word I like. Sounds like a nasty body part.

And I'm totally with you on "conversate." Along the same line, I hate people who say "orientate." Both make my blood boil.


message 44: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony "I'm with you on panties."

There's a joke in there somewhere ("that's what she said" maybe) but I'm not man enough to find it.

I hate "process" as a verb, e.g. "We need to process this meeting." God, please kill me before the hellish boredom of "processing" something.

I also hate the phrase, "I'm not comfortable with..." It's like a weird way of saying you don't like something without coming out and saying you don't like something. "I'm not comfortable with this agenda." Why? Is the sharp end of the paper poking you in the ass?


message 45: by Kelly (new)

Kelly "orientate" I hate that one too!! You can add "logistical" to my list too


message 46: by Joshua (new)

Joshua I hate when people say "I could care less about it" when to me it's obvious the saying is "I couldn't care less about it" because if you CAN care less, you care. If you CAN'T care less, then you obviously have no feelings for the subject. Yet everone I know says it wrong constantly.


message 47: by Kelly (new)

Kelly I am that annoying person who corrects everyone when they say "I could care less about it". I feel the need to point these things out to people...I guess that's why I'm a speech-language pathologist!! I can get paid for it!


message 48: by Joshua (new)

Joshua I always correct them too, because I hate it so much. But sadly I don't get paid for it.


message 49: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Josh and Kelly, I do too. I hate it. But most people couldn't care less if they are saying it correctly.


message 50: by Tina (last edited Feb 21, 2008 03:33PM) (new)

Tina  (the_bean) "My bad"
For crying out loud get some balls and apologize properly
It's called "I'm sorry"


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