I hate how you all don't live here...

[[deleted user]]

...and can't come to Steve's Unemployment Party at Doug Fir Lounge, tonight. But if you DO live near here, we'll be hanging out at The Doug Fir this evening and you should stop by for a beer! Celebrate Steve's lack of employment!

[[deleted user]]

You read while driving home? Or do you mass transit?

[[deleted user]]

You know what? I will check out a beermaid for you, Seth.

[[deleted user]]

I knew you were an upright citizen.

You should go get you some beermaid, Seth!

[Tom]

Heyyy...does this mean that Steve will have lots of free time to dedicate to THC?

[smetchie]

I'm drinking a beer and checking myself out. (I'm the only chick in the room but whatever.)

[Kasia]

So, how was the party?

[[deleted user]]

I'm drinking a beer and checking myself out.

Hey Gretchen, I'm not judging, I've been there, too. But when you start checking yourself out, you've probably had too many.

[Rusty]

And he says that with all due respect.

[[deleted user]]

There were only male bartenders, Seth, but I checked out a girl for you, anyway. I picked one with dark hair and big eyes (for you) and interesting teeth (for me). You would have liked her, I think.