I hate so much shit that i don't know where to start

[The Crimson Fucker]

I've spent countless hours hating... and i don't mean the Kaczynski... countless hours kind of hating i mean it in the good old fashion kind of way... if there is such thing... I remember somebody from the Books I Loathed group once quoted that infamous slayer song Love to Hate to start his review but since i don't have 1/2 of the literally talent that the guy has, so.., I'm just going to sat a few of the things i hate the most in no espesific order... so here i go:

Well i work the drive thru in a fast food restaurant wich im not going to name, but lets just say that in my way home after a hard day... people sitting next to me on the bus feel a sudden crave for mexican food... anyway day after day I ask retards the same retarded questions over and over again (some times the same retards)that'll make anybody belive that by now they know they way around the retarded ritual but NOOO this dumb mother fuckers just keep sitting there acting like retarded zombies with the mind of retarded 5 year old zombies. I mean i just ask if you want your fucking taco hard or soft i didn't ask you whats the meaning of life!!!! I've seen retards think this complicated question for over 30 seconds (yes, we do have a timer) or what kind of soda would you like sir? I've seen this retards take over 50 mother fucking seconds to answer this dumb ass question!!!!! how hard can it be???? i mean don't you know the say that goes: when in doubt ask for a coke. and after that i get the retarded bitches that think they hot!!! OMFG!!!! what you think because you think your hot I'm suppose to give you free food??? and don't think I'm exaggerating here i actually seen then say if they get something for free for being so hot!! God if i could speak my mind just once just once so i could scream at then: NO YOU DUMB BITCH YOU DON'T GET SHIT AND GUESS WHAT YOU AIN'T HOT YOUR FRIENDS AIN'T HOT AND YOUR FUCKING DOG LOOKS LIKE A STARVING RAT NOW GRAB YOUR FUCKING FOOD AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE JUST LOOKING AT YOU I FEEL ASHAMED OF BEING A HUMAN BEING!!.


well thats all for now I'm thinking of adding more shit latter on but now I'm tired and i need to get up early to work so I'm out ya'll

[The Crimson Fucker]

guahahahhahaha. good idea.

[Reads with Scotch]

I hate
:the little sticky tape on CD cases

:That I have 120 channels and nothing on

:Blockbuster moving in on Netflx turf

: Tomatoes

:MAYO! UUgh!

: The French, I don't appease the French.

:Any thing to do with celebrities... shut up and dance for the cameras, I don't care about your views on life.

:Vacation with nowhere to go

:Vacation with somewhere un-realistically expensive

:3 streams of pee, ( see other thread)

: Cellular drivers... You know who you are... I hate you; I'm going to feast on your first born child

: Books with bad endings

:bad books, Life is too short for bad books

:people that think you should care what they thing.

:politicians

:puppies getting put to sleep

:taxes (however necessary)

: That the internal combustion engine has been obsolete for like 40 years, And were still dependant on oil? 3 years ago I read in article in popular science about a group, that developed, and built a car that drove across the US using 200-250 gl. of water WTF!

: Pairs Hilton

:sandy beaches... every time I go to a beach I'm shaking sand out of my ass for the next 3 weeks.

:movies with 3 sequels that didn't even rate a second.

:soy, soy milk, tofu, sea weed wraps.

:the music industry

:white trash, black trash, Asian trash, Russian trash, Euro trash... ice cold trash... But those damn Canadians have gone to far ;)

:that the native population of the Americas has been decimated.

: Well I guess thats about it for now, I'm pretty hateful so I know there is more, but that is what I have right now at 6:43 A.M. Just wait till; I'm up for a few hours.

[Reads with Scotch]

Oh and I hate getting old. Every year I move a little slower. A little longer to get up. Cellular rejuvination... thats what we need.

[The Crimson Fucker]

i hate Valentine's Day (no hating intended)

[The Crimson Fucker]

OK is time for round 2.


I hate stupid books that start with the word "confessions" I mean do I look like a fucking priest??? go whine somewhere else.

I hate when i order food and they mess up my order and then try to blame it on me for christ sake i said no meat i always make sure that i say that... it ain't that complicated god you stupid mother f*#@$@!

I hate every single reality show.... if it is real why they show writers names on the credits??? how stupid you think I'm??? (please don't answer that question)

I hate when people call me: Papi, Buddy or Boss, 1. i get it I'm latino hahah so funny you trying to connect to my culture or some shit like that, well i got news for you if you're not my daughter/son or GF you don't get to call me papi it sounds gay. 2. I don't know why that word just annoy the shit out of me. 3. That one too.

I hate when friends show up with out calling to let me know that they coming... you don't know what I'm doing you don't know if I'm fucking your mother/sister/girlfriend or just having my naked friday.


I hate Mac users. i swear to god they think they discovered hot water or shit like that i got news for you people your OS and hardware sux.

I hate people who hate Tolkien. HELLO?? over 250 millions copies sold world wide!!!! and you dare to call it nerdy shit?? I hope they all get hemorrhoids on their ocular glands.


well thats all for tonight in tired and all this hating got me tired I'm out ya'll

[[deleted user]]

i sense you're just getting warmed up

[[deleted user]]

The ranting is lovely but I must say something to you about the r word. Back in the bad old days before mainstreaming they often put "retards", and by that I mean people who had mental retardation, in institutions and gave them massive doses of thorazine to keep them quiet. My brother lasted 10 years before he had a heart attack and died. It could have been a undiagnosed congenital heart defect but at 25 he finally was able to leave that place. I know you didn't mean to offend and I know most people don't think it's offensive but I hate it because I can't help but think, if they only knew.
So keep bitchin because I love a good rant and you seem to have a knack for it and a certain expressiveness.

[Fredstrong]

I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.
Got those swollen hands blues.
Got 120 channels of shit on the tv to choose from...

[The Crimson Fucker]

Chapter III: Enter the Anger.


we all know how angry we get when remembering the things that we hate the most... right now i feel like freaking punching someone in the face... But here i go:


I hate people who eats on the subway/bus. Dear God... this disgusting mother fuckers have no respect for nothing else but their hungry bellies. Ok this is my point: i get ready for a date or something like that i dont wanna get there smelling like a fucking chinese food or KFC. i can understand a candy bar or a cup of coffee but your whole lunch???? Are you serious???? common!. I wish I could stand up and just grab the plastic container and shovel it down their throats with an umbrella... and then open the damn thing!!.


I hate when is 3 AM and I'm trying to find something to watch on TV... and the only thing i can find is a stupid infomercial. i swear for my balls they all equally stupid!!! they all try to explain their product with the same crap: "and the secret is:" the secret is that i don't give a fuck thats what i wanna say i don't care how clean my car is gonna be or how my skin is going to luck like a baby's ass. I hate you!!! you stupid infomercial.


I hate people who get to the elevator doors see a bunch of people standing infront of it and push the button again anyway. Yeah like the rest of us standing infront of it didn't thought about that... Ummmm let me see if i stand in front of it and close my eyes and wish really really hard its gonna come.! Is that what they think we doing??.


I hate people that don't stop their stupid cars when they see a stop sign. The stupid people talking over their cell phones or just being an ass hole... they see the stop sign i mean is a big ass red sight that reads STOP... and yet they don't stop is not that complicated (this goes for you dump drivers.. your know who you are) you see the sign you slowly hit the breaks. But NOOOOO your life is so important that i must get there 2 minutes early it don't matter if you kill a kid on his way to school because your conversation is so important i mean what's a couple of dead going to do... A lot of people die every day anyway... i swear thats what they must be thinking if they thinking at all... I HATE YOU I HATE YOU.



well thats all for tonight, i feel like taking a shower... all this hating made me feel dirty not for the hating tho... but for the dumb mother fuckers who inspired it.


PS: Maureen from now on I'll watch the R word... what you said makes a lot of sense... And im sorry for your brother.

[[deleted user]]

cool alfonso-i appreciate it-i know it's not that big a deal because no one is trying to insult that group but it's just such a sore spot for me...
on the lighter side-my brother taught me about unconditional love and the value of everyone's life-he relly enjoyed life, he absolutely loved music, hot dogs and would put his arm out the car window just to feel the wind and laugh-he never got tired of those things and was way smarter about being happy than most normal people

AND I HATE THAT I HAD TO RUIN ALL THE LOVELY HATE WITH MY SMARMY LECTURE !!

ummm-now about the hate-you aren't going to go ballistic some day and take out half the junk food eating world are you?
it seems that's your theme-junk food-maybe you should get a job changin tires and take a bike to work-seriously they're not worth doing hard time over

[The Crimson Fucker]

guahahah its all good maureen =). and dont worry i aint going ballistic on nobody. and my theme is not junk food i hate a lot of shit thats why i said no espesific order =),i hate on the firts things that come to mind... the firts one is cuz i had a problem with a costumer that day and the second one is cuz 2 days ago i had to change to another train just for the food smell that a guy eating chinese left =. i like junk food too im a sucker for french fries

[[deleted user]]

haha-ok but to go along with the food theme
juice bags-i hate them
all those little kids slurpin on the things like astronaut wannabe's casting off the little plastic wrappers anywhere and everywhere like they think they'll all float around the capsule in zero gravity
little straws that if you sharpened the cut end a little more...might be able to puncture a hole in a heat shield
and the shiny metallic glint and slightly metallic taste to the pseudo juice inside
and the way the last sip isn't satisfiying just a half suck of jucie flavored air with the deflated useless space waste bag left in your hand
that the little children who don't dream of being astronauts anymore because even adventure comes from the store prepackaged for easy consumption leave half standing abandoned on tables, and counters on lawn chairs and beside the shoe rack silent reminders of nothing but waste

[Sandra]

Dear dear!!!!! Even if you hate everything I adore you!!!! And miss you!!!

I hate that you r not around, and that my best friend in this world its way too far away!!!!!

By the way the hating on the elevator WAS FUNNY!!!!!

I miss you my evil friend!!!! Love you and keep on hating everything but u r not allowed to hate me!!!!

PD: ALFONSOOOO TE QUIEROOOOOOOOOOO MY DEAR BLACK SPIDER!!


sorry for the typos (are you happy?)