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and he remembered the time when his friend forcefully feed him chocobar, which was awful, the worse chocolate in the world because of which he never talked with him again. Well, gone is gone is gone, he had 7 quest to complete. They were
1. watch Dilwale2. get a tatkal from irctc
3. marry his gf
4. not to offend anyone
5. change his dp
6. cook maggi
7. and find the mighty C'thulu
then it occurred to him, He is in a different dimension
His quest were a suicidal mission and choose not to pursue it but his heart was wounded with the fresh pain people caused him by making him eat bubblegum. He pledge to take revenge by
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"Owww" he screams loud as his toe hits a rock. when he looked in front he saw a big snake as big as a tower as fat as a whale racing toward him...
and all he could think of at that moment was to run as fast as he could before the whale of a snake devoured him alive - he still had his goodbyes to bid. As he turned to run, he saw a crossroad....
where James Bond was leaning against his Aston Martin
But what match Bond is to the whale of a snake !!! Alas ! this is how it will all end .But as he was loosing all hope , the door of the Aston Martin opened and out of the car came non other than The Thalaivar -Rajnikanth."Naan eppo varuven, epdi varuvennu yarukkum theriyathu. Aana vara vendiya nerathula " (No one can tell when or how I'll arrive -- but I always do, when the time is right)....
He could not believe his eyes or his good fortune .He and Bond burst out into thunderous claps .Now he is safe . He is going to live ....
So, leaving Rajnikanth to deal with the whale of a snake he took the road that led to Hogsmeade.
By that time the effect of the poly juice potion was wearing off "that was fun "thought Dumbledore .
but his mind was still troubled by the odd behavior of that snake .why his nonverbal spells were of no effect on that snake ?
Confringo (kon-fring-goh) said Abhi the wizard, with a weird stick on his hand, pointing towards the snake and the snake buried in fire died. Hermione watching this fell in love with Abhi the Wiz.
''Argh ! this is not the memory I am looking for " Dumbledore thought looking away from the pensive.This is not even a proper memory .It is a muggle's fantasy of being a famous wizard and his infatuation with Hermione
"how in the first place it finds its way into my collection of memories ?'
''Ah! must be Fred and George Weasley's idea of fun "Dumbledore couldn't help but smile .
He need to change the password to his office .
"Chetan Bhagat sucks"is now too obvious a password with the latest release "one Indian girl" by the same author .
He had to ask Minerva to put a total body binding curse on him last time he read 'Half girlfriend' by Chetan Bhagat ,to stop himself from saying "Avada kedavra"at the author .
He will think what to do with Chetan later .Now there are other pressing matters at hand .first he need to find that right memory about that snake .
Unable to decide what to do he set off to meet his childhood secret best friend Gandalf a great wizard of the Middle Earth.
He accompanied, his two favourite student, who were in love with each other, Abhi the wiz and Hermione. The love which was immortal and if anyone in anyway try to break it or refuse to agree to the reality of it will be doomed to death by fire, same like the snake.
But some love stories are not meant to happen . No sooner did the trio reach Gandalf than Gandalf set Abhi the wiz on an arduous task to assist Frodo Baggins. After a heart breaking conversation with Hermoine where she revealed that she actually had loved a certain Mr. Ron Weasley to which a shocked Dumbledore replies 'After all this time?' and Hermoine blushed and said 'Always'.
Abhi the wiz heartbroken promised to himself that he would help Frodo and never ever fall for a witch!
'Gandalf ,my friend .so nice to see you after so long ' said Dumbledore while procuring three lemon sherbets and a large domino's cheese burst pizza with crispy mushroom and baby-corn toppings out of thin air with a single flick of the elder wand .'still in love with the Muggle food I see' said Gandalf while taking a sip from the delicious sherbet and a bite from the mouth watering pizza .
'ah ! old habits die hard my friend and as the headmaster of Hogwarts I get 40% discount coupons ,now that they have opened a new outlet at Hogsmeade ' said Dumbledore while helping himself to a big slice of pizza
"but my friend the real reason I am here is I want you to come with me to pay a visit to Radagast , Aiwendil ("friend of birds").because though it was very nice of him to gift me a excellent and rare phoenix-Fawkes a few decades ago ,we are not in touch since .The fault was all mine.I couldn't send proper replies to his owl posts ,with certain pressing maters at Hogwarts and the ministry of magics demanding my full attention at that time " Dumbledore said with a sigh
'professor is this mr Radagast the same wizard who helped prof Newt Scamander in writing Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them ' asked Hermione almost jumping with excitement
'yes my dear .It is the same mr Radagast .Otherwise known as Ruskin Bond in the muggle world .The famous Indian author based in Musoorie .The current living expert on magical beasts .The best in business .'replied Dumbledore with a smile .He was about to say something more but was interupted by Gandalf....
"may I know the reason of your visit because I have a feeling its not a visit to rekindle your old friendship . something is troubling you ? something that requires the expert knowledge of Radagast,the wizard of beast and birds ? " asked Gandalf with a serious face
only to be disturbed by a loud tapping on a wooden surface and a loud ,unpleasant voice asking someone to wake up.I woke up startled ,embarrassed only to realize that I had dozed off again in my History class.
but sleep got the best of me again and I fell asleep in no time. There was Voldemort standing in front of Dumbledore and Gandalf, he took out his weirdest stick and said "YOU WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO SEPARATE THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE" and spelled the magic word "Confringo" (kon-fring-goh) and they both died of fire. Hermoine ran towards Abhi the Wiz,(DDLJ song in background) and they hugged each other, not letting go. In this moment they were infinite. Now if again anyone tries to separate them in writing, they shall burn on fire too.
This is not part of the story WHAAAAAAAAT? HERMIONE IS IN LOVE WITH SOMEBODY ELSE BUT HARRY? (I ship them, btw). Gotta change the plot now!
This is a continuation of the story
Suddenly, Hermione falls down. She gets another of those migraines and images flash in front of her. She sees a boy and realises that he was her true love.
"Abhi, I don't know how to say this, but I had lost my memory a long time ago."
"What?!"
"Yes. And I just remembered my lover. His name is Harry Potter. And I need to go back to him."
And this is how Hermione left Abhi and went back to Harry. They lived a happy life until.... :-D
Until, she realised that it was the magic spell of evil harry upon her that caused her to think. So, with all her rage she took the prettiest stick of all and spelled ""Confringo" (kon-fring-goh) on harry "dumb" potter. Harry was burned to death in fire just like the snake. Hermione came running back to Abhi the wiz and said, no matter how hard people try to separate us, My love for you will get stronger and stronger and people will keep dying like the snake. Together they lived far from the people trying to separate them
Frodo Baggins was fed up with Abhi the wiz instead of helping them he kept on hugging the pink teddy bear soft toy that Sam had brought with him calling her some 'Hermione' ! He took out his cell phone and asked Gandalf to send the heartbroken chap to 'Arkham Asylum' as the poor fellow had completely lost it.So off went Abhi the Wiz with Sam's Teddy Bear calling it 'Hermione' to Arkham Asylum where his room mate was JOKER .Abhi the wiz's heartbreaking love story reduced the JOKER to tears and he swore the next time he met BATMAN he would tell him that he actually loved him and wanted no more fights !
(Love frost nice imagination and Abhisek bhai almost all potter-heads love Hermione but please give rest to Abhi the wiz and let's continue the story .peace please :D)
After Dumbledore briefed Gandalf ,the grey about the mysterious snake , they embarked on a journey to meet their old wizard friend Radagast ,the wizard of beast and birds . For Gandalf , Dumbledore and Hermione , the journey to Musoorie was rather uneventful but fascinating non the less . Despite their various adventure across the globe ,including places hidden and protected by the ancient of magics ,the diverse flora and fauna of Indian subcontinent has its fair quota of mysteries to offer .During his early days at Hogwarts , Dumbledore has once visited Takshyashila school of Witchcraft and Wizardry ,based in India ,as a guest lecture in Transfiguration . Takshyashila was famous for its ancient and very powerful Tantric magic practice .Yet, it enjoys the glorious status of producing least no of wizards gone rogue among all the wizarding schools present all over the world .
Unlike Hogwart's 7 years of schooling ,Takshyashila has adopted a program of 9 years of schooling for witches and wizards before being enlisted for specialization studies as per one's carrier choice .The very first 2 years of their School life is solely dedicated for strong character building and developing an unbiased moral base through yoga and meditation . No student is initiated into real magic practice ,if he posses even the slightest trace of inclination towards dark magic . Still it has produced a few Dark wizards and witches to the great disappointment of the Astrakshyak ,a league of 8 witches and wizards of legendary power who are responsible for the schools smooth running as well as it's protection against the dark forces .
Hermione though very excited to be in the company of the two greatest wizards of the time , completed A brief history of Takshyashila school of witch craft and wizardry and 3 books Rain in the Mountains: Notes from the Himalayas,Of Birds and Beasts ,Our Trees Still Grow In Dehra written by Radagast ,or better known as Ruskin to the muggle world to gain a better perspective of the genius wizard's mind set who has all of a sudden bid adieu to the adventurous life of a wizard and settled as a muggle writer in musoorie ,India .
.....And that was the end of Part 1 of THE CRAZY WIZARD CHRONICLES written by some writer under the pen name " Rowling Bond ". I made a mental note to pre book Part 2.......My station had arrived and I got off the train.
Then it happened. I slipped off and died instantly.All my life has been conspired by some higher entity to this exact moment. To show the futility of life, where we over value ourselves in the vast cosmos. I heard someone laughing when I died. Might be Camus, who knows.
It doesn't matter. What matters is that I am dead. And my soul is trapped in this train station, worst place you could be when you are dead. A place where everyone is in a hurry, where everything is dynamic. No one stays, except for my soul.
You know what the worst part is, I can't scare anyone. Thought it would be the whole perk of being a ghost.
Nada.
Some people have already taken my body away. Its been few days. I need to find a body. Or some way to live.
If I am unable to find a body within the next 24 hours my soul will forever leave this planet and go to the underworld kingdom of Hades.I need to think of something quick
@Tarinee: Kindly keep it short yaar, its too big to read and it takes the fun away. Keep it in max 4 to 5 lines. No offence.Continue: That old man weeping in the corner seems to have lost everything, probably he is wanting to die, if I take his body no one will mind. I am not a bad spirit, I am a good spirit helping a man in need.
@Abhishek :point taken boss *thumbs up*:D
@Tarinee I have really enjoyed reading your part of the story (from RAJNIKANTH to RUSKIN BOND) :D i would miss those . Abhi The Wiz has got a good point so let us all keep it short.continued:So I moved towards the old man to try and negotiate with his soul and then.....
I tapped him from behind. He turned around. I could not believe my eyes! I was looking at my self, 20 years younger!! Baffled, I turn around to see myself everywhere. As a small kid sleeping in her mother's arm, as a young hawker, as the middle aged station master. So, was my life an illusion?
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Books mentioned in this topic
Rain in the Mountains: Notes from the Himalayas (other topics)Of Birds and Beasts (other topics)
Our Trees Still Grow in Dehra (other topics)
