I hate that I'm suddenly getting spam emails that say things like...

[[deleted user]]

I hate that I get them, and I don't even have a penis to make larger!!! Hmf

[Jenn]

I feel so neglected, my dick spam has been so sparse lately. I only got one today.
..Grow Your SmallDick...

* ROCK SOLID hardness that feels bigger, wider and fuller (to you and to HER)
* THROBBING powerful blood flow to thePenis
* ALL-NIGHT staying power

You can't go wrong. It's doctor and herbalist endorsed
It's used and recommended bySex industry professionals

My fave was "Turn your trouser snake into an anaconda", my friends and I got a good laugh at that one. Ah good times...

[Sarah]

I hate that this thread made me read the emails in my Spam folder.

You Dont please with your male organ size
Chicks joke at you...
It's high time to solve this problem.
Use our machine enlarge.ment and Women will adore you for sure.
Lots of men the world over have changed their sexual life.

She moaned so loud when she came, that it woke the neighbours up

The most powerful weapon for your battles


I love that... "chicks joke at you."

[Rob]

Hey, I get the Crush Alerts, too! I hate those! But I love the dickspam that shows before and after photos. Tasty.