Ask Demigods discussion
Minor gods & Immortals
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Ask Hypnos!
C: Poems are much to romantic
Me: sounds cool I write a lot of poems too
Me: sounds cool I write a lot of poems too
Me: sorry but i love cheesy romance.
Hecate: NO ROMANCE! (hides under a table)

A: *puts olives leaf layer on her forehead* She needs to tight her bolts of her head, so to speak.
C: Haha Athena can't help you
C: ugh disgusting only my dog can drool
C: * throws my dog bowser at your face*
Bowser: woof?!
Bowser: woof?!
C: yes Bowser is the best he is a Basset Hound and the kindness sweetest thing ever
Bowser: woof!!
Bowser: woof!!
C: nope it is Bowser worlds cutest dog

A: *completes article* Well that was fun!
C: I love my Bowser drool and all

Me: I'm a bit scared of dogs myself.
Hecate: I don't like dogs.
Hecate: I don't like dogs.
Hecate: Hypnos, you like to hurt dogs too? YAY!
Me: oh gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: but...*huggles puppy* I CAN'T!!!!!!!! :'( *cries*
Zeus: *zaps dog*
me: UGH I HATE YOU!
Zeus: *snickers*
Zeus: *zaps dog*
me: UGH I HATE YOU!
Zeus: *snickers*
zeus: SURE...WHATEVER.
Me: he's crabby today.
Me: he's crabby today.

omymygods! WHAT THE HADES?? HAHAHAHAHA
Hecate: Yes he can. He's a god. Minor or major, he's a god and gods can do anything. KILLING AND TORTURING DOGS IS AWESOME!
Hecate: Do you want to torture some dogs? I found an animal shelter nearby!
me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!!! :(
Hecate: It's behind you, Hypnos. SERIOUSLY, YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT? Anyhow, DEATH TO DOGS! (runs inside animal shelter with machine gun)
Me: Hecate needs a new hobby...
Me: Hecate needs a new hobby...
Uh...did I miss something?Since when do you hate dogs?Well,you hate everything but I never knew that you wanted to kill them.I can help you.My grandma would be proud.
Ηow?The only thing I can do is scare them by screaming(I'm good at that one) and forbid them to pass the boundaries.
Thank you.I really appreciate that.
C: Um *hides Bowser behind back*
I forgot that one...Okay then!When shall I nuke the shelter?
I wrote my first real piece of poetry and it was titled Tears =/
it kinda sucked.