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Ask Hypnos!
C: your welcome just stop making me sleep when I try to destroy the camps okay
ILL STILL FIX THE CAMPS!!!
Me: what a guinea pig you are go see Hermes he will help
C: shall we call you hadesypig?
zeusypig: REETEEETTEEEEEEEUEEEEEKEEEEEEEEEEKKKEKEEE
me: translation: WAHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO BE A GUINEA PIG ANYMORE :(
me: wait that's not what he said he said: YAY I LOVE THIS DAY! and then he danced...yes that's what happened.
me: translation: WAHHHHHHHH I DON'T WANT TO BE A GUINEA PIG ANYMORE :(
me: wait that's not what he said he said: YAY I LOVE THIS DAY! and then he danced...yes that's what happened.
Me: It doesn't really make sense though.
*talks to Zeus in guinea pig* I hate this.
Nico (Hades) wrote: "*talks to Zeus in guinea pig* I hate this."
zeusypig: yup I can't believe we're guinea pigs like wtheck I WANT TO USE MY THUNDER *sqeeky noise*
zeusypig: yup I can't believe we're guinea pigs like wtheck I WANT TO USE MY THUNDER *sqeeky noise*
aw poor zeusypig =( THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE!!!
*aggressively yawns at Circe* I SWEAR WHEN IM HUMAN I SHALL CRUSH HER!
*bites circe foot* I HATE YOU I'MMA ZAP YOUR FACE OFF!
C: give me catnip to return to human form
Me: this is a really bad idea she was banned from it for a reason
Me: this is a really bad idea she was banned from it for a reason
*hides under couch* *finds dust bunny* *places it on circes foot* :D
C: Ccccaaaaatttttttnnnnniiiippppppp
eat the dust bunnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...it's err catnip..? yeah...
Hecate: I'M STILL AWAKE!
Me: zzzzzzz
Hecate: How jealous I am of Gashbeen to be able to go to sleep.
Me: zzzzzzz
Hecate: How jealous I am of Gashbeen to be able to go to sleep.
G.L.A.!, aka Alpa, aka The Poltergiest, aka Circe, aka Orange Julius wrote: "C: Ccccaaaaatttttttnnnnniiiippppppp"please use this responsibly " gives a can"
C: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * blows up building* WWEEEEEER
Wh-what have I done! * horror stuck face*
Me: I Tried to warn you
C: *presses a button*
C: *presses a button*
Hecate: (takes can from Julia and blows up five buildings) YES! DESTRUCTION! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! LET'S DESTROY EVERYTHING! LET'S DESTROY FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
Me: zzzzzzz
Me: zzzzzzz
zeusypig: ooooh food!
me: nice the button feeds your guinea pigs!
me: nice the button feeds your guinea pigs!
Hecate: NO! I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHNG, INCLUDING MYSELF!
Me: zzzzzzz
Hecate: I'M STILL JEALOUS!
Me: zzzzzzz
Hecate: I'M STILL JEALOUS!
me: oooh! being alive sounds fantastic!
Hecate: (destroys half the world) I need to save some energy to destroy the other half of the world and to destroy the universe and the gods and everyone else and to self destruct.
Me: BUT I HAVE SO MANY THINGS I WANNA DO IN LIFE!
ME: yes and there are so many books I haven't read yet!
Hecate: I've already destroyed half of the books in the world. I just need to destroy the other half. (destroys Rick Riordan's house) hehehe
Me: BEFORE I DIE I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT IM NOT NICO DI ANGELO MY ACTUAL NAME IS JUST NICO.
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: I've already destroyed half of the books in the world. I just need to destroy the other half. (destroys Rick Riordan's house) hehehe"
me: O.O...DEATH TO HECATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CHARGES*
me: O.O...DEATH TO HECATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *CHARGES*
Hecate: I knew that. WHY ELSE DO I CALL YOU NICO? Also, STOP KILLING MY CLONE! Oh wait, never mind. You're saving me the trouble of having to kill my 7 billion clones.
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: (takes can from Julia and blows up five buildings) YES! DESTRUCTION! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! LET'S DESTROY EVERYTHING! LET'S DESTROY FRIENDS, ENEMIES, EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!Me: zzzzzzz"
* gets spray bottle* no! Bad Hecate! Bad Goddess! * spray Spray* no world domination today!!
Me: I HATE DYING. ITS NOT ON MY BUCKET LIST
Hecate: NOT WORLD DOMINATION! WORLD DESTRUCTION! AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE AS WELL AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
Gashbeen(Hecate) wrote: "Hecate: NOT WORLD DOMINATION! WORLD DESTRUCTION! AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE UNIVERSE AS WELL AND EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!"looks like someone needs a nappy-wappy and some apple juice....
brb guys I gotta go cool down and explode.
C: goodbye I will try to talk a little bit of sense into Hecate she has had a bit to much catnip
zeusypig: *plays dead or maybe he really is dead...*
me: *pokes*