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Nov 10, 2013 02:33PM
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Hecate: I'M BACK! :)
Me: She's been eating a lot of candy lately..
Me: She's been eating a lot of candy lately..
I DO NOT SURRENDER!!!!!!! *ATTACKS HYPNOS...AGAIN*
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C: Hecate help me!!!!!!!!!!!!
C: ZUES KISSED ME AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THE TERROR
Hecate: I'LL DESTROY HIS THRONE! (destroys his throne and smacks Zeus in the face) Wait, why did Zeus kiss you? *GASP* I KNOW THE PERFECT PUNISHMENT! HERA, ZEUS IS CHEATING ON YOU!
Omg are you alright why did he kiss you!!!!!!
C: I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
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Hecate: It's so gross! Zeusy cooties are on her! Here's some antibiotic spray that specifically kills Zeusy cooties! (sprays Circe) No more cooties! Now let's plot our revenge against Zeusy!
Me: Why do you call him Zeusy?
Hecate: It annoys him.
Me: Why do you call him Zeusy?
Hecate: It annoys him.
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C: YES REVENGE HERA WHERE ARE YOU ZUES IS CHEATING ON YOU AGAIN NO FOR OUR PART
OMG revenge time what shall we do *rubs hands together and cackles evilly*
He's not cheating he just trying to annoy someonemaybe
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C: HE FREAKING KISSED ME INCASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE!!!!!!!
Now the plan needs fire ants cheese and oversized lollipops okay
Now the plan needs fire ants cheese and oversized lollipops okay
Hecate: Draw a mustache on his face, take a picture of Zeus as a guinea pig and show it to the other gods and goddesses, take a picture of Zeus and Hades cuddling and show it to the other gods and goddesses ESPECIALLY PERSEPHONE as revenge against Hades, destroy Zeus's throne, bed, and bedroom, tell Hera that Zeus is cheating on her, and destroy Mount Olympus so he has no home.
Hecate: PUT FIRE ANTS IN HIS BED BEFORE DESTROYING HIS BED AND SPRAY HIM WITH CHEESE DURING A COUNCIL MEETING AND RECORD IT!
Me: I'm scared. It's as if you were already planning this.
Hecate: I was! :)
Me: I'm scared. It's as if you were already planning this.
Hecate: I was! :)
That's mean/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
C : YES THIS WILL WORK THEN RECORD THE WHOLE THING AND PUT IT ON THE YOUTUBE
Me: leave me out of this please
Me: leave me out of this please
Hecate: SO? HE KISSED CIRCE! WHAT A PERVERT!
Hecate: AND ALPA CAN BE THE ONE TO POST IT ON YOUTUBE! AND IF SHE DOESN'T, THEN WE'LL KILL RICK RIORDAN AND DESTROY HIS WORK!
C: AND HE KNOWS HOW I FEEL About PEOLE OF THE MALE GENDER!!!
Zeus isn't a pervert==========>
Hecate: YES HE IS! HE MARRIES WOMAN WHO AREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO BEING HIS AGE!
Me: I don't have a YouTube account
Zeus what have you gotten yourself into...
Hecate: *snicker* You spelled his name wrong.
Hecate: What's wrong, Hades? OH SCHIST, YOUR PALACE IS BURNING! (hides matches behind her back)
*sarcastic* REALLY HECTE NO I DIDENT NOTICE
Hecate: HADES, YOUR PALACE IS BURNING AND PERSEPHONE IS INSIDE! (runs away before Hades can blast her)
*sarcastic* All she did was set the palace on fire
Me: Hecate, trying to distract Hades are you?
Hecate: Why am I running? I can just teleport! (teleports)
Hecate: Why am I running? I can just teleport! (teleports)
gtg bye guys
Hecate: I never said I'm on YOUR side, Piper! I'm on HAZEL'S side. There's a difference!
Hecate your the goddess of magic not destruction.
Hecate: I know. I wish I was also the goddess of destruction. *sigh*
Let me rephrase thatYour the goddess of magic not destruction and idiocy
Hecate: STOP MAKING ME MISERABLE! (blasts a bed)
Me: Her magic has corrupted her, apparently.
Me: Her magic has corrupted her, apparently.
I just wish you would be nicer.
