I hate that Serv and Rusty might smack me for this

[Donitello]

Okay, many of you may already have seen this pic, but I just saw it for the first time today:



The little boy wanted to know if the President's hair felt just like his own. Oh MAN! I get goosebumps and a huge lump in my throat every time I look at it (which makes me rather unattractively knobby, I fear, but I'll happily live with that)....

All right, guys, ball's in your court.

[Reads with Scotch]

I would rather him bow to an American citizen then a foreign dictator.

[Donitello]

Okay, I get it. You guys ARE having me on. Either that or you just get this knee-jerk snotty thing when your conservative lobes are stimulated.

Fine, if I = hippy, then you = snot-nosed brats.

Hey, I got my counter-epithet!