I hate that I can't hate more openly.

[Jini]

Guess who has tons of hate just bubbling under the surface. Yep. Me. And it must come out.

I hate that I can't tell the chashier at Wendy's that she's a dumbass for not knowing how much change to give back.

I hate that I can't smack you in the head for moseying along in front of me - I've got places to go and people to hate on.

I hate people who park in the no parking zone in front of the grocery store...I don't give a fuck if you're only going to be in there for a minute. Go park in a regular space, fucknut! You're not special.

I hate your dog. No, I hate you for letting your dog shit on my lawn w/o picking it up.

I hate people who sneeze so fucking loud they wake the kid up (directed specifically at the hubster).

I hate that I can't eat cheeze doodles for breakfast every day.

I hate that Jagermeister tastes like that and has that effect.

I hate you for thinking you're good at something, when you're really just a fucking DUMBASS who would cry if you were given actual criticizm. I don't care that you're a 50+ year old man. Get over it!

I hate that KFC fucked up their free chicken day.

I hate that Starbucks coffee tastes like burned oil, which is why I have to order the $5 frou-frou cup of coffee instead of a cheaper one.

I hate that no one in this fucking office will actually CLEAN A DISH. And I especially hate the woman who licks a spoon off and leave it on her desk for future use.

I hate the parents who brought the toddler to see Matrix:Reloaded, The Sixth Sense, and Jason vs Freddy. Get a fucking babysitter!

I hate that Michael Bay is still making movies.

I hate you for berating the cashier for your own stupidy. Yes, this is in direct opposition to the Wendy's hate, but give the cashier a chance before you start screaming at her.

I hate that I can't let the hate flag fly without fear of being hated upon - specifically with violence.

I hate that I'm afraid of that.

[Amanda]

I'm happy to punch somebody in the nads if they enact violence upon you.


Edit* Wait, why can't you eat cheese doodles for breakfast every day? And I didn't even know you liked cheese doodles? Why are you keeping secrets from me? Is this related to the whiskey sour?

[Jini]

Oooh...whisky sours and crunchy cheeze doodles. The breakfast of champions!

Thanks for the offer of the nad punch. But what if the person enacting the violence is a chick? Last I knew, chicks don't have nads, but let me check....nope. No nads.

[Dave]

Nads is short for gonads. Women have their nads on the inside. Let me go get my chart...

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Great list, Jini! I hate when people bring their kids to violent/inappropriate movies, too. SO! SELFISH! I remember watching "Gladiator" and this 3-year-old girl behind me kept saying, "What happened to that horse, Mommy?" and "What happened to that lady, Mommy?" and the mom just kept saying, "Shh!" Whore.

[Angie]

"I hate you for thinking you're good at something, when you're really just a fucking DUMBASS who would cry if you were given actual criticizm. I don't care that you're a 50+ year old man. Get over it!"

Ugh. This.

Also, I just drink McDonald's iced mochas nowadays.

"I hate that I can't let the hate flag fly without fear of being hated upon - specifically with violence."

Is this a literal flag or a metaphor? I let my literal flag fly, although most people don't know what it is and those that do end up cussing me out in Chinese.

[Amanda]

Dave wrote: "Nads is short for gonads. Women have their nads on the inside. Let me go get my chart... "

Now I'm thinking about occasions to use the phrase, "Want me to punch her in the ovary?" Some dude downtown today almost punched Jini and me in the ovaries. Because we accidentally cut him off on the sidewalk. What'd he mumble to us under his breath? "Iditots"?

[The Crimson Fucker]

Hehehe, amy remember what I told you about women/Asians or god save us Asian women driving next to my sidewalk??? Heheheh I wish I could hate more openly too!

[Amanda]

I sorta remember... (Why don't you tell us all??? C'mon!)
I remember you telling me about the Gypsies!

[The Crimson Fucker]

i don’t cross the streets if I have to past in front of a woman driving a car… I’m not THAT suicidal!


and Gypsies...dont bring em here!! don't you dare!!!

[Amanda]

hee hee hee
Real gypsies are so much different than the way I've romanticized them in my mind. I didn't even know they still existed.



Edit* Christ, I'm racist! I had no idea!!!!! :-/

[The Crimson Fucker]

As I told you when my European friends talked trash about them I used to call em racist and shit… that was before my first encounters with the Gypsies… now I talk shit with my European friends every time I get a chance!

[Jini]

And don't even get me started on Armenians!

[Jini]

One more for the list: I hate finding dried cat puke on the floor. Stupid bulimic kitty.

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Woah! Huge lightning just now.

I hate how much easier my life would be at work right if I hadn't been so lazy, lately. Now I've been taking work home and I'm looking at going in on the weekend. :( I can just imagine my assistant seeing me running around sweating to death and thinking "shouldn't have been spending so much time on goodreads, hmm?"

And I hate how I've had that assistant for four years and now I'm not going to be a librarian and I don't know if she will be at the school and I feel awkward about her last day, tomorrow. Are we supposed to hug? I just can't. I like her very much, but not in the hugging way.

And I hate how there's a storm warning and trees down and my parents' phones are out, so we're probably going to lose electricity and I'm not going to finish the slideshow for tomorrow morning.

And I hate how I've barely had an appetite for a month, but I'm not skinny, yet.

[[deleted user]]

Gypsies are fascinating. They don't bother me. Even when I was in retail and had a "run-in" with them, I was only excited about it and just wished they couldn't see me so I could stare at their clothes and their hair and their interactions and their teeth.

[Ryan]

- I hate people who pop their collars... like what the F%#* you look retarded.
- I Hate people who wear those god awful huge sun glasses while they pop their collar... you look even more retarded.
- I hate people that use a whole friggin bottle of purfume at one time....I don't want to taste it people
- I hate people who wait in line at a Tim Hortons/Starbucks for 30 minutes and still have no clue as to what they want when they get to the counter
- I hate people who ask who to do something and they don't listen/argue with you when you do.
- I hate rude people
- I hate people who think just because they are "beautiful" they can do whatever they want or that they expect you to do it for them.
- I hate that gas prices are so high
- I hate kapris (I know I spelled it wrong and I hate when people point that out too)... where's the flood people???

[[deleted user]]

What is fml?

I hate how I cried twice during the end-of-the-year assembly/slideshow. WHAT A FUCKING WUSS I AM!

I also cried last night watching this kids choir sing a bunch of songs. It's their earnest faces!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL0aDX...

and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2p5au...

I am exactly my mom. Sheesh.

[Dave]

Wuss

(Hmm, interesting. It must be raining on my face.)

[[deleted user]]

;)

[Angie]

fml = "fuck my life"

Also, I hate that I JUST found out Clay Aiken came out. I'm shocked-- not that he's gay, but that he actually came out.

[Sally]

(Hmm, interesting. It must be raining on my face.)

I'm thinking about a friend of mine, you don't know who is dying yeah, that's right, dying.

[[deleted user]]

I'm making a lasagna...for one.

[Kasia]

Hehe I wanna say bon appétit, but I just cannot do that in english :/ Why is there no such phrase? I'll leave it at french, but it irks me.

bon appétit!

[Kasia]

Oh and the kids choir songs - terrific!! Thanks for that Sarah :D

[smetchie]

those kids singing=chills.
Eye of the Tiger is one of the funnest songs to belt out!

[[deleted user]]

Aren't their faces just the greatest?

[Tom]

I wanna say bon appétit, but I just cannot do that in english :/ Why is there no such phrase?

Have you tried English food? If so, i think you have your answer.

[[deleted user]]

Enjoy! (that's all we got)

[The Crimson Fucker]

About dig in??? or pass the potatoes??

[smetchie]

"Dig in" is pretty good Alfonso. Leave it to the person who's first language is NOT English.

[Donitello]

Okay. I got goosebumps watching those videos. Your point?

[[deleted user]]

Doni, are you the type to cry when your principal is giving a ten-second speech at the end-of-year luncheon? Because that's what I did, yesterday. If you are not the type, then you won't get my point.

[Donitello]

Never known know what type I am. I don't cry when everyone else does, and they think I'm heartless. Then I cry buckets at other things, and get laughed at. Fortunately, I've discovered, people generally feel a sort of vague goodwill toward other people who are crying for sentimental reasons. Some may feel a touch of contempt, but they don't want to smack you or anything. Which is a good thing to know when you're feeling vulnerable.

[[deleted user]]

Yeah, they either feel goodwill or else think I'm a pussy.

[Donitello]

Yeah, but a pussy they don't want to smack. That's something, you have to admit.

[[deleted user]]

Okay.

Also, even when your mom is great, it can be a bit jarring when you see yourself turning into her. My dad calls her Bawl Baby.

[Donitello]

There is no help for either of those things.

[Donitello]

Fortunately, they're not really bad things.

[Kasia]

Tom wrote: "I wanna say bon appétit, but I just cannot do that in english :/ Why is there no such phrase?

Have you tried English food? If so, i think you have your answer."

But I like your cheesecake, it's different from ours. Brownies are not bad either.

[Kasia]

Montambo wrote: "Enjoy! (that's all we got)"
Alfonso wrote: "About dig in? "

I like "dig in", but it's like saying "go ahead" there's no wishing you a mouth watering meal there. "Enjoy" is more like it - I'll stick to "enjoy".

[smetchie]

yeah but you could be referring to anything. I'm going outside to dig in the garden. "enjoy!"

I'm going on a killing spree. "enjoy!"

[The Crimson Fucker]

Gretchen wrote: "yeah but you could be referring to anything. I'm going outside to dig in the garden. "enjoy!"

I'm going on a killing spree. "enjoy!""

Gretchen… I think I love you!!!!
Omg that’s so freaking funny!