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I hate that no one is going to believe me on this….
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The Crimson Fucker
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May 18, 2009 11:15AM
I really don’t even know how it started… the thing is that yesterday I found myself trying to explain a coworker that Columbus never set food in Manhattan, that he never bought the Manhattan island from the natives, that he never gave the natives contaminated blankets, and that the Dominican republic is part of the American continent and that America is a continent not a country… I swear for my balls that I’m not making this shit up! It got to the point where I slammed my debit card and my house keys on the table and toll him that I was willing to bet everything I have on the fact that he was wrong… look y’all I used to live less than a mile away from Columbus actual house… I mean less mile away from the oldest European city in the freaking continent… I used to go there and get fuck up! The mother fucker first came to my island! According to us he even buried there (Spaniards disagree) I think I know a little bit of how the whole thing went down… but this stupid mother fuckers was so piss off and making his case in such I high tone of voice that for a second I doubted myself… I mean why would a grow man defend something so strongly and risk public humiliation with something that In my mind didn’t make any sense!!! So I just finish checking and I’m right god damn it!!!! and now I’m kind of a shame! I should never have check! That’s just stupid!!! I know the blanket thing went down here but I think it was the British the ones who did that… and when I told him that he told me! Alfonso stop being so stupid! Who send Columbus on his trips? And I was like: ermm… the Spaniards? And he like! Ok, but where was Columbus born? And I’m like Italy? And I don’t know I think something was lost in translation or he was just messing with me! But the thing is that he was trying to convince me that Columbus somehow was in league with the British! And I don’t know! that made me give up… I put together his facts; Italian, he was trying to find a new path to India for the British, he came to what is now known as The United States of America, specifically to the Manhattan island, he saw that it was good and bought it from the natives for 3 goats and some blankets, and Dominican republic, Cuba, Puerto rico and some other minor island are not part of this continent/country and then I don’t know! I looked at him and gave up! Now every time ya’ll be thinking that y’all coworkers and idiots… remember! I’m surrounded every day by dumb asses like these!~
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you don’t understand! i think some of them actually believe that he came to the states first! i was trying to explain that the coser that they got at the beginning was Florida and that they thought it was an island… I know the Spaniards raped south America and the Caribbean… but not the states!! That was much later! Oh god! oh god! Jeanine who for some reason thinks I’m smart was trying to back me up… and you don’t wanna know what she was saying!!! WTF Y’ALL TEACH ON YOUR HIGH SCHOOLS!!! AND HOW COME Y’ALL OWN THIS PLANET!!!!
I remember when I was done with college and subbing, I still worked at the coffee shop that I'd worked at in college, but most of my co-workers were 16-year-old tanorexics without a fact in their heads. I used to get teased for my "big words." I remember telling one girl that she was obviously a prodigy and she laughed and said, "I'm a WHAT?!" Hahaha!
Poor 'Fonso. And the thing is with that line of work is that those imbeciles are just going to keep coming and coming and coming. My sister still works at the coffee shop I was speaking of, and apparently they're dumber and sluttier, now.
Poor 'Fonso. And the thing is with that line of work is that those imbeciles are just going to keep coming and coming and coming. My sister still works at the coffee shop I was speaking of, and apparently they're dumber and sluttier, now.
Guahahaha, you right tambo! That’s the trend… dumber and sluttier!!!! I think they get there and they find out what was the dumbest/slutier thing that the ones before them did/said and then they try to best it!!!
Ha! But ask them who won latest American Idol, or what's the name that kid made up for himself in Superbad, and you'll get a perfect answer. Douchebags!
Hahahahaha!What a bunch of fucking idiots. Holy shit, I hate people.
Good Gretchen, and that's all you need to know.
And yet Dorothy Parker said, "People are more fun than anyone." Discuss.
Alfonso wrote: "WTF Y’ALL TEACH ON YOUR HIGH SCHOOLS!!! AND HOW COME Y’ALL OWN THIS PLANET!!!! "An old friend of mine moved with his family from India to Canada when he was two. In high school, he wrote poetry and played football and was best friends with another football star who was also somewhat atypical. One day they were sitting around watching one of the (zillions of) CBC documentaries about North American Indians. He turned to his friend and asked:
"You know, the Blacks have the soul, and the Indians have the spirit. So where exactly does that leave you White folks?"
His friend stretched lazily, then said, "Right on top."
My friend launched himself on the guy and began punching him in the time-honored way in which jocks show affection, but the point is made, I think: Ignorance plus wealth equals an irresistible force.
Happy to be of help on this.
BunWat wrote: "Dorothy Parker drank. Which makes it easier. "Tell it. Although I must confess I find the remark surprisingly upbeat coming from her. Always intrigues me.
well doni the person in question be black and i may have gotten a little cocky when talking about columbus trips, so he got cocky back and droppeda green card exam joke... so i got. cocky again and dropped an how many black kids finish high school joke...he wasent as amused as i was :p.iphone...so pardon the typos.
iphone...so pardon the typos. How do you tell which are typos?
ill edit when i get home l?
No you wont. And if you do nobody would notice.
