"Stop running!"

[[deleted user]]

I hate how much I say this in a day. I give up. We should just give all the kids helmets and knee pads and turn this school into a race track.

[Donitello]

Hee hee hee! Today I ran to the bathroom and the refrigerator. I plan to run to the car in a couple of hours. "Life After School" has been SOOOOOOOOOO much fun.

But keep doing what you do. Otherwise how will they appreciate the joys of adult autonomy when the time comes?

I wouldn't take your job on a bet, girl.

[Reads with Scotch]

I think you should let them run...

The twist: hand out scissors; not those retarded plastic scissors with the blunted ends either, I mean the real deal scissors. Hell hand out some fillet knives too, just to make it interesting.

[Tom]

The twist: hand out scissors; not those retarded plastic scissors with the blunted ends either, I mean the real deal scissors. Hell hand out some fillet knives too, just to make it interesting.

And maybe a couple of bottles of dish soap or vegetable oil "accidentally" spilled on the floor.

[Reads with Scotch]

And make sure their parents don't have any health insurance... and that there is a black market kidney salesmen around.

[Tom]

I'd suggest a hockey stick, to make it easy to reach out and trip the little darlings, but that would just be excessive.

[Reads with Scotch]

or not.

[Malbadeen]

It's hard to say "stop running" when so often they look hilarious while they're doing it and you've gotta appreciate the enthusiasm!

[[deleted user]]

That's why I sometimes yell, "Run faster!"