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message 1: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I don't need to stop and get gas tonight. I'll get up early and get it on my way to work. I'm not late every day as it is. I'll just set my alarm a little earlier. voila!


suuuuuuuuuuure I will.



message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

Haha! Yeah, and I'll plan for teaching ELD tomorrow before school. And I'll ignore this call from my student loan company because I'm going to figure that all out on the weekend.


message 3: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) And I will keep telling myself that I love my job, love what I do, love who I work with, that they all listen to me when I talk to them, and eventually, yes... eventually, I will actually believe it!


message 4: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) I try not to lie to myslef too, but...

I tell myslef that there really are benefits to working as a cog in a giant corporate machine.
I tell myslef that i really will clean the house this weekend.
I tell myslef that it's wrong to make fun of typos.
I tell myslef that i'm subtle....


message 5: by smetchie (last edited May 06, 2009 07:22PM) (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments I'm going to clean the house this weekend too. just me, myslef and I.


message 6: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Are you both mispelling myself on purpose, or do you both have the same form of dyslexia? ha ha


message 7: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell Check the thread title.


message 8: by Dave (last edited May 06, 2009 08:13PM) (new)

Dave Russell So slefish.


message 9: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Saw it. Just checkin on you too.


message 10: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) Thanks, Lori! Maybe i'm not really lying to myslef when i tell myslef i'm subtle.


message 11: by Kasia (new)

Kasia I say keep on lying to yourslef Gretch. Why not?


message 12: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Here I sit reading your posts instead of getting in the shower so I can leave early and get gas. I only have myslef to blame.


message 13: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Now you're being honest. Stop it!! Didn't I say lies are the way to go?


message 14: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Back in college, someone wrote "Dyslexics Untie!" on the bathroom wall. The funny part is that a friend of mine, who's actually dyslexic, couldn't for the life of her figure out in what way or ways she was supposed to be oppressed. Some people are just WAY too sensitive, decided she.

I stood there pointing at her and laughing. (It was meant to be supportive.)


message 15: by Lori (last edited May 07, 2009 04:57AM) (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Scary that I read it as Unite as well... ha ha ha!


Tehy say taht if you mix up wrods by msiepllnig tehm yuor barin can srot tehm out and you sohuld be albe to raed the snteence the way it was mneat to be raed.

Follow? *So long as the first and last letter are in the correct place!


message 16: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Yes, I've read about this. It seemed to me that my brain was also figuring out meaning based on context. Don't you think?

Watching your brain work: It's easy, and it's fun!


message 17: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Stoopid.


message 18: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Pardon?


message 19: by Kasia (last edited May 07, 2009 05:27AM) (new)

Kasia Doni wrote: "Pardon?"

Stoopid. <---- Re #16 (meant kindly, I... I feel for dyslectics! I identify with them as I fail to distinguish left from right myself and am prone to misspellings....)

& GR failed me again - did not display the posts in between 16 & 19. And that's stoopid too.


message 20: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Kasia, just write a big "R" on your right hand, and a big "L" on your left, or whatever their Polish equivalents might be. It works for six year-olds all over the world.


message 21: by Kasia (new)

Kasia But then everybody would know about my predicament, and I's like to keep it secret!!!


message 22: by Donitello (last edited May 07, 2009 06:17AM) (new)

Donitello Okay, this will work. Put your hands out in front of you like you're checking your nails. Look at the thumb on your right hand. It's pointing toward your LEFT hand! Note: This also works the other way around, too.

You're welcome.


message 23: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) uhm. just look at the hands and the thumb and forefinger that make the letter L is the left.

sometimes it helps if you have a beauty mark or a wedding band too... hee hee


message 24: by Donitello (new)

Donitello I like my system better.


message 25: by Donitello (new)

Donitello It's simpler and makes more sense.


message 26: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Doni wrote: "It's simpler and makes more sense."

How is it simpler??!!! It's a lot to remember and process each time.

What I do it to shake each hand a little (one at a time) and whichever feels more dexter - that's the right one.

It's just I cannot do that in all the situations. Like driving a car - it gets a bit tricky.... And it was no fun during the driving exam, I had a small heart attack everytime I was asked to turn left. I kept turning on the winker and saying a little prayer that I chose the right left. No fun at all.


message 27: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Oh that's cute!!


message 28: by Kasia (new)

Kasia You Bunny? But you're always so together....


message 29: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Nobody's COMPLETELY together. Nor, I think, should anyone be. This may not seem immediately relevant, but it is: I've done portraiture for years, and the hardest people to get a likeness for are "perfectly" beautiful people. They always come out looking like generic model-types. You have to find the flaw. Then the picture actually looks like them. Isn't that kind of interesting?

Kasia: It wasn't meant to be simple. Gotcha!!


message 30: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments do you call it a winker Kasia or was that a typo? That's so cute!! Makes more sense too because blinking implies both eyes (like hazards) but winking is one eye (right turn left turn).
It's settled. I love it.


message 31: by Kasia (new)

Kasia @#*%#$&!!!! winker?? I do not know how I call it, but it wasn't a typo either. Gosh. That's what I get for picking up stuff from other people!! I should be more careful in that department.

Good you've grasped the meaning and weren't too offended by it. You can count on me screwing something up anytime.


message 32: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Kasia wrote: "Oh that's cute!!"

I knew she was going to say this, so I saved her a step.




message 33: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Steps? Steps!!? That's what it was? How evil of you Doni!!!


message 34: by Donitello (new)

Donitello "Winker" -- it's just cute. I can't help that, I didn't make the rules.


message 35: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Who'd you pick "winker" up from? It's not offensive it's CUTE. SUPER CUTE like a pink twinkie with silver frosting and heart shaped sprinkles.


Reads with Scotch I think she was going for 'wanker' the word being wanker, not 'winker'.


Reads with Scotch but it would be fun ;)


message 38: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Gretchen wrote: "Who'd you pick "winker" up from?"

That would be my mother and her insurance correspondence with some Brits.

(Which makes the 'wanker' hypothesis a little troubling, oh well.)



message 39: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Well I LIKE it and I'm going to use it.


message 40: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Absolutely. I think we should also start saying it. Especially Serv. It would sound really cute coming from Serv.


Reads with Scotch It is not a blinker or a winker... the proper nomenclature is directional signal (also acceptable turn signal).


Reads with Scotch So I would probably say:

"Hey You didn't signal!"

Did you see that asshole cut me off, she didn't even signal!

Do I need to use the turn signal when merging?





message 43: by Donitello (new)

Donitello Say "wink." Just once.


message 44: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments Indicator is also proper. But NOT cute.


message 45: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Ah yes, turn signal, directional signal, indicator are square and boring... I think I'll stick with blinker.

BTW, now that I think about it, a direct translation of 'winker' is sometimes used in colloquial polish. So yeah, I'm Polish people.


message 46: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5729 comments NOT blinker, Kasia. We've worked it out. It's WINKER! It makes sense and it's cute. We're now going to go out and spread it around. Soon everyone will be saying it.


message 47: by Donitello (new)

Donitello I'm going to do my part.


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