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The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit)
Rufio said "Lookus Quintus there's the monster!"Don't worry boys going off to care for mum in Leominster."
Quintus said, "If he came near us he'd be dead meat",Rufio said oh come on my love, I thought he was sweet.
Well I hope the old sod has fast chariotsLeominister is all the way in Massachusetts.
Rufio said,. "Let's go back through the Vortex.""Cuz you promised me a day of hot sex."
"Oh come now Rufio you know the scene,we're both just written by Roger M. Kean."
<-grin->That's the way of it, the author's tale
Is only made to make a nice fat sale,
But all too often the number of copies sold are pantsBecause the readers are wimmin wanting M/M Romance.
Or the other more serious literary pitfall,The men are not readers they just watch football.
Unless they are gayand then they read free verse.
I don't know which is worse,but they both are a curse.
I'm going to my publisher to make a new pitch:Instead of cute guys making it, I'll write about a witch.
She'll be dressed all in black, astride a broom,roaring all over the sky going VROOOOM!!!
She'll be out all night to make your day,And the best thing about her? She isn't gay.
It's not her fault that she's a terrible bitch…It's down to the way I've written the witch.
He thinks of writing about a witch,and such a book will make him rich.
If publishing books of naked young men,can't do it he's a terrible salesman.
If nudes don't work to get cash from gays,you might as well give up anyways.
All the guys in my latest are bought and soldBecause they insisted on working for US Gold.
Many of them did what they did for a dare,Putting all their soul into amazing software.
Reading reading The Story of US Gold it's amazing what you can discover,I'll tell you how I know, I've got the coveted hardcover.
But sometimes I get a great notion,To play with 8 bit sprites in the Ocean.
There are so many old games, you can take your pick,But remember: you can't use a controller, only a joystick.
After such a long hiatus,surprised my rhymes got any notice.
Glad you're back You sure don't rhyme like a hack
I've always said, "a stitch in time saves nine,"line after line in a jolly old rhyme.
I had to have nine stitches,It didn't hurt but it sure itches.
Nine stitches is a crime,I'll just get the one next time,
Itching yes but standing tall,wondering why we need a stitch at all.
I would be grateful if some hero,would make it so the stitches were zero.
My doctor said, "Come up to the lab.Raise your arm and I'll give you a jab
It really won't hurt and it's good for you.This way we'll lessen chances of getting flu."
What if it's a new flu?would it still protect you?
I haven't got the slightest clue,If the flu's the same in Ludlow and Honolulu.
I don't want the flu,I'll take arachnophobia in lieu.
Good Lord! I'd have to walk widerTo avoid running into a spider.
But I'd hate anyone to think me a bit of a dickBecause they identify me as arachnophobic.
Don't worry Roger no matters the seasons,They'll think you a dick for other reasons.
I'm not saying you're that kind of guy,in fact I didn't know you were a Private Eye.
Speaking of eye I am happy you may,drive your car for an hour a day.
Thank you so very much for the vote of thanks,But I don't want to waffle on like Tom Hanks,
Who at every Oscar ceremony breaks into tears,Thanking everyone who made it possible all these years.
Oscar tears make a nasty puddle,The criers should go off stage and huddle.
I wonder if Rufio and Quitus ever cuddle?It could comfort them when in a muddle.
No more rhymes that end like ruddle,They tease the brain and do befuddle.
Rufio et Quintus sometimes cuddle and hugSo a Greek sculptor can turn them into a mug**
**see latest manuscript to date later ;-)
And if you're at the British museum and offered a sup,Please make sure it's from the famous Warren Cup.
I know why there are cracks,Victorian prudes gave it the axe.
**see latest manuscript to date later ;-) Wow that'll be a Kevinesque stimulator
**aren't you glad I didn't rhyme it with vibrator?
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