The Two Line Poem Game (no word limit) Showing 1,451-1,500 of 2,504

[Preston, Moderator]

Cute little Hispanic singing boys,
Who they turn into underage gay toys.

[Preston, Moderator]

Who grow up to be like Ricky Martin,
Whose 'out' career fell flat in countries Latin.

[Roger]

Puts me in mind of many rants
Regarding Thai boys riding elephants,

[Roger]

Sold by their parents to flock
To the red lights of Bangkok,

[Roger]

There among the tourists to take their pick,
To sell themselves to every Harry, Tom, and Dick.

[Preston, Moderator]

That people, children especially, can be sold for cash,
and end up as slaves treated like garbage in the trash

[Preston, Moderator]

Is the greatest crime ever committed by man,
How can it be openly plied, this world is inhuman.

[Roger]

I am compelled to say, at the risk of making waves,
That Britain is full of unpaid labor and sex slaves.

[Roger]

They come for the streets paved in gold
Only to find they've been bought and sold,

[Roger]

And to find the reality on the street is actually shoddy—
For all that's required is that others can user their body.

[Preston, Moderator]

In America it's worse
Too complex to put in verse.

[Preston, Moderator]

But you will find more than a trace,
Of people enslaved by race.

[Preston, Moderator]

Born in the South Bronx black and on welfare,
Living in a separate world is not rare.

[Preston, Moderator]

Speaking a different language even,
a different education is given.

[Preston, Moderator]

A whole new set of acceptable ways
taught so much different than our mores.

[Preston, Moderator]

These children are never given a chance,
There is no way for them to advance.

[Preston, Moderator]

Having learned there is no hope,
they turn to gangs or theft or dope.

[Preston, Moderator]

As through space our bodies whorled,
They on one sphere, we on our own shielded world.

[Preston, Moderator]

We in small towns or the burbs,
Where their alien life never disturbs.

[Preston, Moderator]

If one breaks the wall and tries to fuck us,
It's our fault, being imperious and callous.

[Preston, Moderator]

Want both our worlds to spin on one axis?
Oh no you don't, it will raise our taxes!

[Roger]

Halving our taxes lies under the bracken,
If only the Greens would allow the fracken,

[Roger]

Then our domestic gas would be almost free,
Like it is in the United States, you see.

[Preston, Moderator]

Right now petrol is going for a song,
I know it's an aberration that won't last long.

[Preston, Moderator]

For gas and electric I pay about $2,400 a year,
I suspect the price at Mount Ridge is far more dear.

[Roger]

For living in a palace it is our fate
To pay three thousand one hundred and eight.

[Roger]

We burn our gas and electricity at £8.52 per day
And always try to turn the heating off after May.

[Preston, Moderator]

Have you and your company been sampling the wine?
365 x £8.52 is three thousand one hundred and nine.

[Preston, Moderator]

To factor in leap year you oughter
multiply by 365 and a quarter.

[Preston, Moderator]

I shouldn't be so snooty, I should be of good cheer,
And wish you and Oli, a Happy New Year!

[Preston, Moderator]

If you want gas prices back in
cheap supply without fracken,

[Preston, Moderator]

Just hook a pipe to President
Hollande's rear vent.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then when you need some gas,
Just get it from the Frenchman's ass.

[Preston, Moderator]

Or if you heat with hot air instead,
Move it to the hole in his head instead.

[Roger]

Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he, ho, ho, ho!
If this is New Year, it's the way to go!

[Roger]

Looking back at the year that has been,
We were entertained by Adam Lambert + Queen.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_Lam...

[Preston, Moderator]

It's too bad the the Queen could have been,
to the entertainment provided by Queen.

[Preston, Moderator]

They she could have mused,
We are amused.

[Roger]

She has a bit of bother with her son Andrew,
Accused of taking an underage girl for a …

[Roger]

It's such a surprise he did, who knew?
I certainly didn't, did you?

[Preston, Moderator]

We Americans believe the guy is
Innocent unless proven otherwise.

[Preston, Moderator]

We don't besmirch the gent,
Right now he is innocent.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh wait those ideals are a pack of lies,
We do trials by the papers just like you guys.

[Roger]

It really is a disgrace,
To not speak to his face,

[Roger]

It brings on a fantod the way newspapers treat a royal,
I get so angry it's like to make my blood boil.

[Roger]

But according to modernists there's no place in a thoroughly modern democracy for a monarchy;
No indeed, what we'd really all prefer instead, it seems, is a dashed good anarchy.

[Preston, Moderator]

Our great nations bold ideals,
Disappear when there're royal squeals.

[Roger]

Leave Prince Andrew alone, I say, let him be free
To find happiness ever after, and hear the ladies go "Squeee!"

[Preston, Moderator]

He is long past the ladies' squee,
As she said more like cheesy.

[Roger]

Buckingham Palace would say that's plain cruel
And saying so gives all his enemies the fuel