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Jul 15, 2013 03:05PM
:O :( *walks away*
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*Watches drama escalate while munching on piece of toast on floor* I'm surrounded by buffoons
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Wise: Yeah, you better walk away! I'm da boss.Dahlia: Heeey -- watch your mouth >.>
Dahlia/Paro: *bawls unashamedly* I'm gonna tell Big Seastar how Papa is mean! >:(
This is just...fun.
Psht. What's Sydney gonna do 'bout it? Huh? HUH?
@ Paro- It is physically impossible to watch my mouth without the use of a reflective surface, unless I was an extreme contortionist, then no father, I can not watch my mouth.
Dahlia: Thus it is not physically impossible, my dear child; if you can find a way to contemplate upon your orifices, then it is not impossible. NOW WATCH YOUR MOUTH!
Paro: ...She's got a gun.
Ooooh! Want some ice for that burn, Papa Pig? >:3
<-- That's you.
Ooooh! Want some ice for that burn, Papa Pig? >:3
<-- That's you.
*Walks out of bedroom*
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
WHAT IS GOING ON?!
SYDNEY! *squeals in delight/huggles*
PAPA SAID HE'S GONNA SPANK ME! D:
PAPA SAID HE'S GONNA SPANK ME! D:
Oh! Glad you finally showed up, Sydney!What have you been doin' in your room all day!?!
Dude you can't spank Wise. She's going to be my little mini me!
WHAT'S IT TO YOU DAD?!
WHAT'S IT TO YOU DAD?!
@ Paro- Very well. *stares intently into mirror* Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary @ Sydney- Papa currently doing the lovely activity of domestic violence
@ Dahlia: Whatever. I gtg take a shower.
(Just kidding I have to go make food! Brb!)
(Just kidding I have to go make food! Brb!)
Yeah, I'm worried about Papa. He's usually never this violent. D:
Psht. Its not domestic violence! It's punishment.
But Papa? You still wuv meh, right? <33
@ Paro- Hmm... we shall see@ Wise- People generally get aggressive when they are jobless, have two pest of children, and find their only relief of the day in an alcoholic liquid of sorts.
@Dahlia: I agree to all except the fact that I am included under the general term of "pests". Papa and Mommy love meh. :3
*Walks back in*
Oh god are you all still talking about this?
Oh god are you all still talking about this?
BRB, fam-fam. I have to take an important phone call.
@ Wise- Eww! Important always sounds so boring. Hope it's not boring
Fine. I'll just use positive reinforcement! Happy?And I'll have you know, DAHLIA; maybe I had some dark stuff going on in my past. Hmph.
Wow dad, you couldn't have used that for me?!
Why did you hate me so much! Ughhh
Why did you hate me so much! Ughhh
I didn't hate you!I thought yelling at you was right for your education, okay!?!
I obviously wasn't prepared to be a father at the time!
Dahlia: ...Yeah, it was boring. It was my violin teacher. Turns out I have to do another goddamn recital this Saturday. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
Paro: I still love you.
Sydney: What are you talking about, seastar? Everyone loves you! <333
Paro: I still love you.
Sydney: What are you talking about, seastar? Everyone loves you! <333
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It's not what they are going to do about it, it's what I will do about it broham dearest.... XD
Gracie should be my daughter ^^
OMGHERDS. ANTONIA. YOU'RE GENIUS. YES. YES. YES. OMG. :D
Sydney: Uhm. With who, missy?Wise: Aw, I love you tooooo.
Antonia: o.o [/slowly inches out of the room.]
@ Paro- Oh goodie! Well then,PARO, keep your evil secrets then. Maybe I contain some also, like the whereabouts of your hidden stash of sweets@ Sydney- It okay, I don't hate you. *Offers hug* We fight bad Dada together
Yeah, me too. It's time for Wiseykins to head to school. Wisey is out!
@ Paro: Well if you care so much I'm going out with the guys.
@ Dahlia: *inches away* Thanks, but what are you even talking about? You've never even fought with dad before.
@ Wise: Yes! Go to school and get good grades! Make me proud Wisey!
@ Dahlia: *inches away* Thanks, but what are you even talking about? You've never even fought with dad before.
@ Wise: Yes! Go to school and get good grades! Make me proud Wisey!
JK. I'm gonna stay in my room and do something.
*walks into room and locks the door*
*walks into room and locks the door*
Wise: Uhm. Bye? o.oSydney: You better not go promiscuous on me!
Yeah. Don't come in. It's bad.
@ Sydney- ...Possibly, but I have observed the anger rolling off him towards his fam-fam
I'm not.... D: I'm not angry! D:<
Paro: Sure thing daddddd sure thing.
Wise: No no no! Wise you must be the good child! Don't take after me!
Dahlia: Ehh yea but he's either guilty or drunk. Well sometimes he's happy.
Wise: No no no! Wise you must be the good child! Don't take after me!
Dahlia: Ehh yea but he's either guilty or drunk. Well sometimes he's happy.
*creeps into Papa and Mommy's bedroom and finds secret stash of drugs*
@ Paro- Then get me a kitty! The talking dog creeps me out O_O
Well this escalated quickly...
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Oh no you don't missy... O.O
Dahlia: Psht. Ask your mom when she gets home!Wise: .-. I'M GONNA KILL YOU.
*flinches* Shhhh...
Oh crudpeppers. Papa spotted me. *grabs the stash and runs*
Oh crudpeppers. Papa spotted me. *grabs the stash and runs*
Ugh. I'd go after her, but... I don't caaaaaarrre.
*sits upon couch and watches the epic chase take place*Hey Sydney star, wanna take bets on who will win?
Yesh! :D *throws stash of drugs into dumpster*
There! Now Papa won't be bad! :D
There! Now Papa won't be bad! :D
