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[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Angel, nooooooooooooooooo!
I am ready for fatherhood!
[/sigh] I'll... stop drinking beer.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

*Turns around quickly with Wise on my hip* No! You've said it before! What makes me so sure you'll stop now, why should I listen to you now, of all times?!

[[deleted user]]

Okay, wait. Lemme get this straight. Am I a baby or a toddler? o.o

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Toddler? o.o

I'll let you throw all my beer away!
All of it. And... I'll give you all my money so I can't possible buy more!
Just don't leave meeeeee.

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Okie. Heh, we make a great family, don't we? x3

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Wait -- but then you have a girlfriend o.O

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

I like Toddler better yeah.

How can I trust you? This is our child we're talking about!

[[deleted user]]

...I was just thinking that. I also have an ex-lover; Cold. O.o Maybe I'm advanced for my age?

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Yeah, I guess .-.

Uh - uh… uhm… I dunno [/shrug]
Just trust me on this one! Look, I love you and my girls, I'll stop drinking for awhile.

[[deleted user]]

I also just noticed...you're the only male in this family. O.O

Forgive Papa, Mommy. He was drunk and stupid all those times. Forgive him. I just can't stand looking at him without feeling pity. *looks at Mommeh* Pwease?

You owe me, Papa.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

*Closes eyes and sets Wise down* You always had a way with words. *Fixes Wise's shirt*

[sucre'd fiend]

WOOF!
There has been a shift in the natural law that has allowed my extended computer usage for the day.

[[deleted user]]

D-Does that mean we're a happy fam-fam again? *looks hopefully at Mommy and Daddy*

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Angel: [/tacklehuggleglomps you]
I promise you, this time -- this time I'll quit.

Now my sister won't kill me! :D

OMGOSH we need to change that! Angel! We need to make another baby, and this time it ought to be a boy XD

Wise: Uhm. When were we ever happy? Just kidding. Yeah. Happy family.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

*Hugs and then pushes away* Don't do that. >.>

SCRREAMS OH NO

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Wait. Is Sea our family pet?! WE FORGOT TO INCORPORATE SEA IN OUR FAM-FAM! HORRENDOUS!

Uh...Sea. Would you like to be part of our fam-fam? :3

Paro: Don't be negative. Now whip me some pancakes. Big Bear Sarah's hungry.

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Psht. Well den. I guess I'll find someone else to tacklehugglomp.

Actually, no more kids. No more children for Papa Paro. I'm too lazy for all that.

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Papa, you can tacklehugglomp meh. I your daughter, after all.

[sucre'd fiend]

I am part of the fam-fam >.>
Quick, someone take me for a walk so I can drag them down the street

Paro, why would you ever give up the chance dude? Yah lazy~

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Wise: I already added Sea! She's the dog!
... and tell your mom to make them. I don't cook!

Sea: YUSH. You got here just in time to see da reunion.

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

SeaTheFiend wrote: "I am part of the fam-fam >.>
Quick, someone take me for a walk so I can drag them down the street

Paro, why would you ever give up the chance dude? Yah lazy~"

Yeah, you know something's wrong when a guy willingly gives up the chance to make love XD

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Really? Huh, you must have been added while I was gone! No worries! Now I can have a dog! >:)

SEA SHOULD BE A GREAT DANE. I CALLED IT. I LOVE GREAT DANES. THEY'RE PROBABLY BIGGER THAN ME. <.<

FINE, PARO. WAIT. I THOUGHT YOU MADE COOKIES?!

[sucre'd fiend]

Wise: Great Danes are bigger than me when they get on hind legs >.> Tis scary

Paro: Damn right it's wrong. Go be a man! or hormonal female. Whichever works

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Sea: My friend has a Great Dane. And yeah, if they're bigger than you when they get on their hind legs, imagine me. >.<

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

<.< .... >.>*Slowly walks backwards into room*

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Psht, my great dane's aren't taller than me! Hahaha.

Angel: >.> It's okay, Angel. It's okay… nothing's going to happen to you.

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Stahp it, Dad. It's not my fault I inherited a recessive gene for height. <.<

ONE OF YOU, GODDAMN IT, COOK ME FOOD!!! MY STOMACH IS COMMITTING SUICIDE AND YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN CARE! D: EUGH! OOH! OW! OW! OUCH!

[Antonia]

♠║▌Parøxysmal Asphyxiatiøn wrote: "Now my sister won't kill me! :D..."


Wouldn't be too sure about that dearest broham

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

O_O I THOUGHT WISE WAS A TODDLER. *SLAMS INTO WALL*

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AUNTIE! COME SAVE ME! I'M HUNGRY AND NOBODY CARES! *sniffles* All I wanted...was food.

Angel: o.o I mean, lalalala, lalalala, it's Elmo's world.

[sucre'd fiend]

I have to a paper to start on and characters to finish, so guys, I bid you partial ado ^-^

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Angel! Cook Wise some foooooood!

Antonia:
O.o
Psht. Nah. You love me too much :D?

[[deleted user]]

Bye, Sea/my dog! <333

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

SeaTheFiend wrote: "I have to a paper to start on and characters to finish, so guys, I bid you partial ado ^-^"

I love yooouuuuuu! Bai bye.

[[deleted user]]

Wait, wait wait. If Wise is a toddler, how can she have a girlfriend?
Ya know, I would be fine with being the adopted child or sumfing 0.O

[Antonia]

@Wise: Awww, my poor darling. I will cook for you XD

@Paro: Yes, of course. I must not tell lies...

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Let's just pretend Wise is her actual age XD
With some mental problems, so she acts five o.o

[[deleted user]]

Gracie: Because I'm a spoiled brat like Honey Boo Boo and I get whatever I want.

Trololololol...kidding. I don't know, actually, lol. Okie. You want to be an adopted child? :D

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I DO NOT HAVE MENTAL PROBLEMS, PAPA! SAYS THE ONE DRUNK ON BEER AND DRUGS AND WHATNOT. D:<

@Antonia: Okie, Auntie! ^.^ XD

[[deleted user]]

I don't mind at all, just I'm not entirely sure about the whole girlfriend thing... O.o

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

*Runs into room* NOPE

[[deleted user]]

Okie, how about dis?
I'm that good little angel that listens to Papa and Mommy and Auntie, but I'm slightly infected by Sydney's rebel attitude. So I have a girlfriend and I'm thirteen.

[█║ ✕ Angel ‟]

Oh gosh kids are so annoying at this age, but okay.

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Okies ^.^
It's just that I'm not part of the fam fam... ;.;

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Hahaha.

Hey! I don't do drugs! Only alcohol!

[[deleted user]]

:O You're right, Gracie.
Um...I don't know...
Wait! YOU CAN BE MY HALF-SISTER. YOU'RE ADOPTED. SCREW THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP THING; YOU STILL KNOW I LOVE YOU THE MOST OUT OF THE WHOLE FAM-FAM! x3

Paro:

SHADDUP, PAPA! D:< I ain't got no mental problems.

I think otherwise after the secret stash I found under your bed. o.o

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

o.o
>.>
<.<
You tell NO ONE.

[[deleted user]]

Whoop, school time!
Love y'all <33333

[[deleted user]]

Paro:

Or else WHAT?
HUH?

Gracie:

I love you, 1/2 seastar. <333333333333

[Psᴇᴜᴅᴏʟᴏɢᴏs [ ɢᴏɴᴇ ]]

Wise: You'll get...

A spanking >:(

Gracie: Bai byyyeee!