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Aug 04, 2013 06:05PM
And then there was silence...
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If a bird belches in a forest and there’s no one to hear it, will a tree fall?
Pink goo covered the walls. A detective stood by, notebook in hand, shaking his head.
{Awesome, M!}Waiting for Sherlock to tear him down once again.
Watson walks up swinging his walking stick in a circular motion.
A blind man taking a stroll in the park.
He smelled the oleanders, heard mockingbirds singing in the dogwoods, heard a buzzing of flies, then tripped over a corpse.
She had lain in the wood for a long time, and was pleasantly surprised at being found in the aM.
A serial killer on the loose.
She would have apologized for her infestation by maggots, but her peculiar sentience didn’t include speech.
But the dead man next her spoke quite well and with an English accent.
She's falling behind her speech therapy classes.
“First-year speech therapists always get assigned yokels and zombies,” she sighed tiredly.
A messy room, overflowing in papers with a tired old woman within.
An old woman looking for an old receipt.
Oh, god, where did I put it this time?
When she realized where she had kept it 'twas too late. Her pie had dinged. The receipt was delicious.
She said licking black ink from her fingers.
The ink’s almond taste of cyanide made her smile for a moment before she dyed.
"By the way, Kendra-I'm sorry for mistrusting you, but it's dye, not die."
trolling my friends facebook page with cereal guy memes and sloth memes
"Y'know that awkward moment when your mom gets a Facebook page?"
Because your parents care a great deal for you.
Please let me go to the movies with my friend!
But his wife was afraid that his proclivity for so-called chick-flicks would convert him to the other side, and so forbade him from going.
He thought how much funnier, less tedious, the Harry Potter movies might have been as silents with intertitles.
My funny pantomime. Sweet, comic pantomime.
"And let me present, for the first on our stage, the world famous KatZ, pantomime extraordinaire," Ed Sullivan announced to an appreciative audience.
Ed SullivanEd Sullivan
Me, Harry Macafee on..
Ed Sullivan
Ed Sullivan? I think he is a TV host right?
Ed Sullivan and the Elvis controversy.
Fred Munster enters a mature student masters programme in the field of understanding the nuances in human familial child rearing practices.
Giant Fred Munster squashes into a toddler sized wooden desk while the teacher stares horrified.
Meanwhile, in the dark adjacent classroom, Miss Jarman is giving a student advanced lessons in human relations.
"How to read Literature Like a Professor" says "It's all about sex ... except sex."
The sex education teacher saw no use in lecturing seventh-graders on what they knew more about than he did.
And being inattentive in his classroom failed to exclude human sexuality from the following week's show and tell.
As Jimmy's fathers blow up doll sits leaning in the far corner, starting with an awed look upon it's face.
A remake of the 1988 horror film Child's Play.
Oh, I wanna be a trauma surgeon, stick the bones back in and sew ’em up.
Bag of Bones by Stephen King.
Doctor Who came up with an idea before Stephen King wrote 'Under the Dome.'
