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All about our books > So what should it be called? (Fav names for genitalia in a book)

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message 1: by Kyla (new)

Kyla | 59 comments Mod
What names for the male and female genitalia works for you? (I know this will be hijacked if I don't also ask what DOESN'T work for you?)


message 2: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Doesn't work: sensitive mound, or pink buds for nipples.


message 3: by Ruth (new)

Ruth | 165 comments Works: cock, dick.


message 4: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments I hate "kernel"!!! Its a clit...not a piece of corn!!!!! Man I hate that one!


message 5: by Ruth (new)

Ruth | 165 comments Ewwww... Never heard of kernel. Yuk!!!! Lol


message 6: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Lol you know what I really hate? When you're in the middle of a hot scene. And the author has used descriptive naughty words to describe all the body parts so far (cock, cunt etc) then out of nowhere the author calls it a vagina and a penis. WTF??? Talk about a mood killer!


message 7: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments Pam wrote: "I hate "kernel"!!! Its a clit...not a piece of corn!!!!! Man I hate that one!"

I think i just threw up a little in my mouth


message 8: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do that's why I LOVE alpha b..."

No kidding!!! ;-)


message 9: by Cara (last edited May 21, 2013 12:30PM) (new)

Cara (coug-gal12) | 3 comments Calling the girly spot a "pearl or button or nub" is oddly disturbing to me. Also, I can't stand hearding about "sliding between her slick folds." There is nothing hot about her folds.


message 10: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do that's why ..."

WE should come equipped with airport flaggers to waive them all in the right direction


message 11: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Cara wrote: "Calling the girly spot a "pearl or button" is oddly disturbing to me."
I know. If he has his head between her legs we pretty much know what he is working on, no nick names needed.


message 12: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments Yes wth is He parted my folds?How many you got I mean you might want to seek medical attention.Why is his cock always springs free but he has to get clearance just to get to the clit


message 13: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do..."

Maybe glow in the dark tattooed instructions would do the trick? You know, the subtle approach ;-)


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Tara OG | 110 comments Pam wrote: "Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure ..."j

Perfect.. Step one: lick here. Step two: Lick here. Step three: Wtf are you here go back to 1 and 2


message 15: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Folds are the worst. If our parts get called folds then they should have saggy balls. That is just as bad.


message 16: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Donna wrote: "This is killing me yep " and he slides his big cock through my folds ( puke) and I cup his saggy balls in my hand ( ewww)"
New genre, geriatric erotica


message 17: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments OMG LMFAO!!!!!!! Ladies, you're killing me!!!! :-D


message 18: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Great, now all I can think about is an 80 year old on Viagra with a 4 hour erection and balls hanging to his knees!!! Thanks ;-)


message 19: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments "she slowly removed her dentures and caressed his saggy sack." Just think, no teeth. That is one hell of a bj!!


message 20: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha..."

LMAO! Lick here. Lick there. Suck here. Plunge there. Repeat. And keep repeating. If Im quiet, you're doing it all WRONG!


message 21: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Nikki wrote: ""she slowly removed her dentures and caressed his saggy sack." Just think, no teeth. That is one hell of a bj!!"

Hahahaha The only perk to getting old!


message 22: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Donna wrote: "Going back to topic or not he licked me from my clit to my anus nooooo that does not work for me find some other way please sorry I get smeller vision can't help it but not ANUS !
Front to back all..."

I just finished one that said her virginal asshole. Ek and bleh!


message 23: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Donna wrote: "Going back to topic or not he licked me from my clit to my anus nooooo that does not work for me find some other way please sorry I get smeller vision can't help it but not ANUS !
Front to back all..."


Pleasure Sphincter? Forbidden Pucker? Anything is better than anus! Hahahahaha!!!!!


message 24: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos.


message 25: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Going back to topic or not he licked me from my clit to my anus nooooo that does not work for me find some other way please sorry I get smeller vision can't help it but not ANUS !
Fro..."

Pleasure Sphincter isnt. that a ride at kings island


message 26: by Hollie (new)

Hollie (holliegee) | 2 comments Oh my this thread is fantastic. Thanks for the afternoon laughs ladies!


message 27: by Ruth (new)

Ruth | 165 comments Tara wrote: "And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos."

Lol @ Tara.


message 28: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Tara wrote: "And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos."

Yeah lol there is way too much other buisness goin on in those parts to taste like "honey"!!!


message 29: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Sorry but I like my butt play implied. Don't need the play by play of the preparation and insertion. It always makes my hiney hurt to read the details!


message 30: by Ruth (new)

Ruth | 165 comments I actually like the butt details. I think it's hot!!


message 31: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments Hey I am an anal prude, i totally admit it!


message 32: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments Ruth wrote: "I actually like the butt details. I think it's hot!!"

Me too. Provided the author uses the right verbiage ;-)


message 33: by Kyla (new)

Kyla | 59 comments Mod
This string had me actually laughing out loud! Love this crazy group :)


message 34: by Tara (last edited May 21, 2013 06:31PM) (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments Me too Kyla...Thanks for letting us get our crazy out


message 35: by Marilyn (new)

Marilyn Slagel | 11 comments Hilarious! I laughed out loud. My dog things I've gone over the edge...


message 36: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments We did get a bit nuts (saggy nuts) today. It was fun!


message 37: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments I ain't gonna lie I'm pretty funny but Pam and Donna had me thinking we were meant to be today lol


message 38: by Pam (new)

Pam | 61 comments It was a good day ladies! Here's to more days full of steak flavored, saggy balls ;-)


message 39: by Tank (new)

Tank Ruth wrote: "Tara wrote: "And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos."

Lol @ Tara."


This is the funniest shit I've read all day. LMFAO


message 40: by Tank (new)

Tank I'm ol' school so pussy,cock,and dick work for me. Trying to avoid saying/writing those terms is what doesn't work for me. Also, characters enamored with everything being bald down there for men or women is kind of a turn off.


message 41: by Eawhite (new)

Eawhite | 12 comments I agree. I like regular terms like Dick and pussy.


message 42: by Tara (new)

Tara OG | 110 comments Im bringing this thread back alive because i just read a book were they referred to his Junk as GOOLIES..Really Goolies


message 43: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments That is the worst name ever!!


message 44: by Tasara (new)

Tasara (asassynator) | 37 comments I freakin' love this group. All the other ones are so boring and this one is soooo not. Lol


message 45: by Nikki (new)

Nikki Thompson (reboundauthor) | 37 comments I love it too. We are some cheeky b's:)


message 46: by Tasara (new)

Tasara (asassynator) | 37 comments @Tara Every time I read something where the guy says her junk tastes like peaches or cherries or vanilla or whatever the hell they say I always wonder what the girl eats to make it taste that way and where can I get some and do they make something like it for men. ;)


message 47: by [deleted user] (new)

Tara wrote: "Im bringing this thread back alive because i just read a book were they referred to his Junk as GOOLIES..Really Goolies"

hahahahhaaaaa....Goolies!!!! That is as bad as cu*t !!!!
ew!


message 48: by [deleted user] (new)

Tasara wrote: "@Tara Every time I read something where the guy says her junk tastes like peaches or cherries or vanilla or whatever the hell they say I always wonder what the girl eats to make it taste that way a..."

cherries and peaches and vanilla!!!!!
XD


message 49: by [deleted user] (new)

Eawhite wrote: "I agree. I like regular terms like Dick and pussy."

but don't like reading "pussy lips"...it is gross, I think!


message 50: by Tasara (new)

Tasara (asassynator) | 37 comments @Tara Why did I want to say "Heeey yooouu guuuyys" when I read "goolies" LOL Anything that makes me think of 80's movies with kids and pirates is definitely a no go. LMAO


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