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@Tara I want to preface this by saying I am a google addict. My motto is "When is doubt google that shit"Okay with that being said, I google "goolies" along with a monster cartoon this came up under the images tab.
Definitely droopy. Just sayin'. LMAO
http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php...
Keep scrolling down. You'll see what looks like a movie poster with "Goolies" across the top
Tasara wrote: "Sorry that ^ was for Lily."
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Okay Tara. You can check it out too. ;)
Pam wrote: "I hate "kernel"!!! Its a clit...not a piece of corn!!!!! Man I hate that one!"i just laughed reading this lol
Keep it simple, pussy, cunt... no Vagina. It can be a vagina if a dr is looking at it, but if you're fucking it, it is a goddamn pussy.Cock or dick. But for being wet I am 100% anti - Gushing, cream, squirting or weeping (unless you are KI Lynn and you are describing Nathan's pre-cum, weeping is not allowed).
pebbles for nipples is a really weird word, is she at the beach and the pebbles were placed on her tits!?
slick folds no just no
i have read hairy lips
firstly ewwwwww,
secondly really,
thirdly get a wax.
or wait for it i have actually read
"suddenly his male juice squirted into me and his cream was finally inside me"
that was just plain awesome in a wet myself funny way!!!!
slick folds no just no
i have read hairy lips
firstly ewwwwww,
secondly really,
thirdly get a wax.
or wait for it i have actually read
"suddenly his male juice squirted into me and his cream was finally inside me"
that was just plain awesome in a wet myself funny way!!!!
~Tara~Sizzling Pages Romance Reviews wrote: "Yes wth is He parted my folds?How many you got I mean you might want to seek medical attention.Why is his cock always springs free but he has to get clearance just to get to the clit"This is one of the funniest things I've ever heard! I almost wet myself! So true and I'm a little guilty of it.
Michelle wrote: "It took me years to get over it but Cock just works LOL. The first few books I wrote it was shaft. But you know what now that I've gotten used to the idea, yeah I think cock works. As far as fem..."Everytime I read clit..I cringe lol
Reading a book now"Swollen Folds and Tender Nub"
Now that's all kinds of hawt ;)
I'm new to this group and this is the first thing I read, I'm definitely staying! You ladies are hilarious & mine kinda people :)
LMAO! Oh my! I have never seen this thread before but I must say, it is now my favorite!We have a joke in our house about "mound". I had never heard that before and then it started appearing it books all the time. I told my husband about it and he's been using the term (but not with a straight face) ever since!
I have to say to our Brit friends that I love "shagging". Every time I read that in a book it makes me smile. I so wish we called it that here in the U.S. I recently read a book where the genitalia had great Brit nicknames but I can't think of them. Anyone on this thread know?
~Tara~Sizzling Pages Romance Reviews wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do..."Or blinking lights!
I love this group!! You guys all make me smile. And it's nice to know there are others out there that think like me. LMAO!!
hate written they say they can still taste her days late like that is gross having to Walt around for days with that treasurer in your mouth
OK, I have to ask this, and it's a little graphic. Sure gives a visual. I read this in two books, and I think it is gross, but since I'm an author, I want to know if it bothers readers. Does it gross you out to hear that his ball sac was repeatedly smacking against her as he slammed or thrust into her?
Hello Ladies! I just joined this group and read this whole thread . . . . I am ROFLMAO! I've laughed so hard my eyes teared. I think I'm going to love this crazy group. Thanks for making my day!My vote: cock, balls, pussy, clit, ass, fanny (keeping it simple)
Scarlet: "Ball sac" not so much, I would much prefer just "balls"
Scarlet wrote: "OK, I have to ask this, and it's a little graphic. Sure gives a visual. I read this in two books, and I think it is gross, but since I'm an author, I want to know if it bothers readers. Does it gro..."A mention of his balls hitting her - okay, adding in sac.. nope. When did men's balls become made of steel? A few smacks - sure, but I've read some where the guys junk should be bruised by the end of the sex.
Michelle wrote: "Scarlet wrote: "OK, I have to ask this, and it's a little graphic. Sure gives a visual. I read this in two books, and I think it is gross, but since I'm an author, I want to know if it bothers read..."Funny! You're so right!
Varii wrote: "Hello Ladies! I just joined this group and read this whole thread . . . . I am ROFLMAO! I've laughed so hard my eyes teared. I think I'm going to love this crazy group. Thanks for making my day..."Michelle wrote: "Scarlet wrote: "OK, I have to ask this, and it's a little graphic. Sure gives a visual. I read this in two books, and I think it is gross, but since I'm an author, I want to know if it bothers read..."
Varii, I laughed until I cried, too, when I joined! Thanks for the feedback!
I have to say to our Brit friends that I love "shagging". Every time I read that in a book it makes me smile. I so wish we called it that here in the U.S. I recently read a book where the genitalia had great Brit nicknames but I can't think of them. Anyone on this thread know?"
I'm a Brit so I feel qualified to answer this question..
Some terms in common usage for female genitalia:
twat, thatch, snatch, muff, beaver, vage, fanny (which gives fanny pack a whole new meaning I can tell you!), front bum (I know, yuk), gash, slit... The list is endless...
So you see, contrary to popular opinion British men are a crude, uncouth and highly suggestible lot.
I should add that a term for breasts is Bristols.... Giving us Brits much prurient enjoyment over the fact that Sarah Palin had named her daughter Bristol!
OMG !!! Loved this thread. It is hilarious :D It's good to read thoughts that mirror mine.
Hi. I'm new to this group and I have to say this is the best thread!!!I love the down and dirty classics. Cock, yes please. I think pussy is one of the sexiest words ever created, but can sound totally sleaze ball. Speaking of balls, I love the balls slapping the ass descriptions. I actually have that in an upcoming book. But ball sack or sack no thanks.
Tasara wrote: "@Tara Every time I read something where the guy says her junk tastes like peaches or cherries or vanilla or whatever the hell they say I always wonder what the girl eats to make it taste that way a..."
I wonder that too!
And then there's also this Lana del Rey song wherein she sings 'my pussy tastes like pepsi cola'. Like... how do you do that? Do you bathe it in Pepsi or something? Smh. Haha.
I wonder that too!
And then there's also this Lana del Rey song wherein she sings 'my pussy tastes like pepsi cola'. Like... how do you do that? Do you bathe it in Pepsi or something? Smh. Haha.
Ladygarden - per the Bloggess - because you're going to laugh no matter what you call it Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
I like cock and pussy maybe even cunt, and junk perhaps I don´t like the more technical names like vagina, vaginal lips, penis, testicles,when it comes to my "romatic reads"
I once read something like, "She measured the weight of his heavy sack" and all I could think of is the crinkling of a paper sack from the grocery store.
Wonder peen and double agent coochie. Thru were the most hilarious ones. Ahahaha. :D
A million dirty secrets. :)
"Wonder peen." LOLs. I'm a simple gal, and where I come from, a cock is a cock, a clit is a clit, a slit is a slit, and I could really go on and on. Please no "nub," "manhood," "member," and similar euphemisms. Shreya wrote: "Wonder peen and double agent coochie.
Thru were the most hilarious ones. Ahahaha. :D
A million dirty secrets. :)"
Cock is the best word ever!! Also like clit, pussy, and cunt in the right book.
First, let me just say - reading this thread in a public place was a bad idea. I've been giggling madly for ten minutes and I'm getting some strange looks.On the vanilla, cherry, peaches conversation - works for food play, which I find hot.
Cock, dick, shaft - yes.
Clit, pussy, - yes.
Cunt turns me right off.
This thread has made my day. Can I say totally hilarious. I agree that the simple terms are the sexiest and the naughtiest when said with the right sexual chemistry in play. So me my FAV's to read, hear, or say are: Pussy (love hearing it during sex) , Dick (also called Richard when talking dirty in code in public with my man), Clit, Ass....
Ok some of answers are hilarious. I personally like dick for a man. Cock just sounds odd to me. For women, I can do pussy, cunt and even snatch. I don't when they imply parts instead of just saying it.
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