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So what should it be called? (Fav names for genitalia in a book)
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May 21, 2013 04:00AM
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Doesn't work: sensitive mound, or pink buds for nipples.
I hate "kernel"!!! Its a clit...not a piece of corn!!!!! Man I hate that one!
Lol you know what I really hate? When you're in the middle of a hot scene. And the author has used descriptive naughty words to describe all the body parts so far (cock, cunt etc) then out of nowhere the author calls it a vagina and a penis. WTF??? Talk about a mood killer!
Pam wrote: "I hate "kernel"!!! Its a clit...not a piece of corn!!!!! Man I hate that one!"I think i just threw up a little in my mouth
Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do that's why I LOVE alpha b..."No kidding!!! ;-)
Calling the girly spot a "pearl or button or nub" is oddly disturbing to me. Also, I can't stand hearding about "sliding between her slick folds." There is nothing hot about her folds.
Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do that's why ..."WE should come equipped with airport flaggers to waive them all in the right direction
Cara wrote: "Calling the girly spot a "pearl or button" is oddly disturbing to me."I know. If he has his head between her legs we pretty much know what he is working on, no nick names needed.
Yes wth is He parted my folds?How many you got I mean you might want to seek medical attention.Why is his cock always springs free but he has to get clearance just to get to the clit
Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure no what to do..."Maybe glow in the dark tattooed instructions would do the trick? You know, the subtle approach ;-)
Pam wrote: "Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha males sure ..."jPerfect.. Step one: lick here. Step two: Lick here. Step three: Wtf are you here go back to 1 and 2
Folds are the worst. If our parts get called folds then they should have saggy balls. That is just as bad.
Donna wrote: "This is killing me yep " and he slides his big cock through my folds ( puke) and I cup his saggy balls in my hand ( ewww)"New genre, geriatric erotica
OMG LMFAO!!!!!!! Ladies, you're killing me!!!! :-D
Great, now all I can think about is an 80 year old on Viagra with a 4 hour erection and balls hanging to his knees!!! Thanks ;-)
"she slowly removed her dentures and caressed his saggy sack." Just think, no teeth. That is one hell of a bj!!
Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Tara wrote: "Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Yer well some men on the outside world could do with reading these books and learn what the clit is and more importantly what you do with it alpha..."LMAO! Lick here. Lick there. Suck here. Plunge there. Repeat. And keep repeating. If Im quiet, you're doing it all WRONG!
Nikki wrote: ""she slowly removed her dentures and caressed his saggy sack." Just think, no teeth. That is one hell of a bj!!"Hahahaha The only perk to getting old!
Donna wrote: "Going back to topic or not he licked me from my clit to my anus nooooo that does not work for me find some other way please sorry I get smeller vision can't help it but not ANUS !Front to back all..."
I just finished one that said her virginal asshole. Ek and bleh!
Donna wrote: "Going back to topic or not he licked me from my clit to my anus nooooo that does not work for me find some other way please sorry I get smeller vision can't help it but not ANUS !Front to back all..."
Pleasure Sphincter? Forbidden Pucker? Anything is better than anus! Hahahahaha!!!!!
And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos.
Pam wrote: "Donna wrote: "Going back to topic or not he licked me from my clit to my anus nooooo that does not work for me find some other way please sorry I get smeller vision can't help it but not ANUS !Fro..."
Pleasure Sphincter isnt. that a ride at kings island
Oh my this thread is fantastic. Thanks for the afternoon laughs ladies!
Tara wrote: "And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos."Lol @ Tara.
Tara wrote: "And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos."Yeah lol there is way too much other buisness goin on in those parts to taste like "honey"!!!
Sorry but I like my butt play implied. Don't need the play by play of the preparation and insertion. It always makes my hiney hurt to read the details!
I actually like the butt details. I think it's hot!!
Hey I am an anal prude, i totally admit it!
Ruth wrote: "I actually like the butt details. I think it's hot!!"Me too. Provided the author uses the right verbiage ;-)
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Me too Kyla...Thanks for letting us get our crazy out
Hilarious! I laughed out loud. My dog things I've gone over the edge...
We did get a bit nuts (saggy nuts) today. It was fun!
I ain't gonna lie I'm pretty funny but Pam and Donna had me thinking we were meant to be today lol
It was a good day ladies! Here's to more days full of steak flavored, saggy balls ;-)
Ruth wrote: "Tara wrote: "And don't tell me that shit tastes like cherries and vanilla..That would be like a book saying I went down on Jack and he tasted like steak and potatos."Lol @ Tara."
This is the funniest shit I've read all day. LMFAO
I'm ol' school so pussy,cock,and dick work for me. Trying to avoid saying/writing those terms is what doesn't work for me. Also, characters enamored with everything being bald down there for men or women is kind of a turn off.
I agree. I like regular terms like Dick and pussy.
Im bringing this thread back alive because i just read a book were they referred to his Junk as GOOLIES..Really Goolies
I freakin' love this group. All the other ones are so boring and this one is soooo not. Lol
I love it too. We are some cheeky b's:)
@Tara Every time I read something where the guy says her junk tastes like peaches or cherries or vanilla or whatever the hell they say I always wonder what the girl eats to make it taste that way and where can I get some and do they make something like it for men. ;)
Tara wrote: "Im bringing this thread back alive because i just read a book were they referred to his Junk as GOOLIES..Really Goolies"
hahahahhaaaaa....Goolies!!!! That is as bad as cu*t !!!!
ew!
hahahahhaaaaa....Goolies!!!! That is as bad as cu*t !!!!
ew!
Tasara wrote: "@Tara Every time I read something where the guy says her junk tastes like peaches or cherries or vanilla or whatever the hell they say I always wonder what the girl eats to make it taste that way a..."
cherries and peaches and vanilla!!!!!
XD
cherries and peaches and vanilla!!!!!
XD
Eawhite wrote: "I agree. I like regular terms like Dick and pussy."
but don't like reading "pussy lips"...it is gross, I think!
but don't like reading "pussy lips"...it is gross, I think!
@Tara Why did I want to say "Heeey yooouu guuuyys" when I read "goolies" LOL Anything that makes me think of 80's movies with kids and pirates is definitely a no go. LMAO
