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message 1: by Jasmine (last edited Jun 29, 2014 06:39AM) (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "An Endless Cycle of Failed Diets"
Has the NYT recommended this article to you? Beware...

From my latest humor essay in Trop:
http://tropmag.com/2014/worrying-arti...


message 2: by Kyly (new)

Kyly (mermaid121) ill give it a shot


message 3: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) A new essay on Lou Reed and Relationships in Purple Clover:

http://www.purpleclover.com/relations...


message 4: by Jasmine (last edited Jun 29, 2014 06:39AM) (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "Swollen glands, work deadlines, nausea—nothing deters you from this fun activity."

-From my new humor essay in Splitsider, "Letter to My Husband as he Tries to French Kiss Me"

http://splitsider.com/2014/05/letter-...


message 5: by Jasmine (last edited Dec 18, 2013 04:43AM) (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "Couldn’t you have chosen a pepper that doesn’t directly lead to the slaughter of innocents?"

My humor essay in the Rumpus:
http://therumpus.net/2013/10/funny-wo...


message 7: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "KillTinkyWinky was the most popular site of its kind, and “My Nine-Year-Old Hates Fat People” was my only chance to get a post accepted."

From my humor piece, 'Mommy Blogger's Lament' in Mcsweeneys: http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-...


message 8: by Jasmine (last edited Feb 02, 2014 04:45AM) (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) 'How Would You Fight A Lion', by Jasmine Schwartz is free January 30 - February 3:

How Would You Fight A Lion? by Jasmine Schwartz
Melissa's new Wall Street job is saving her. She's climbing out of debt, she's getting her life together... and the boss's son is cute. But a mysterious email threatens to destroy everything. Is Melissa working with a killer? She must discover who's lying, who's dangerous, and who's just out for themselves in this smart, modern Wall Street tale.

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message 9: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "Mma Ramotswe explains why American women should feel ashamed for being so rich and unfulfilled all at the same time."

In honor of International Womens Day:
http://thehairpin.com/2014/02/expansi...


message 10: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "Flava Flav and Barbie are joining forces"

-From my new humor essay in The Forward. Hope you enjoy:

http://forward.com/articles/194008/ba...


message 11: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "I ask if you'd like to borrow the new Donna Tartt novel and when you say yes, I toss it out the window and tell you to go get it."

From my new humor essay in The Hairpin:
http://thehairpin.com/2014/03/signs-i...


message 12: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) From my new humor essay in McSweeneys:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/th...


message 13: by Jasmine (last edited Jun 01, 2014 04:32AM) (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "You’ve been such a supportive partner, like on the day I got laid-off and you found me sobbing on the floor of the kitchen with an empty bottle of Chi Chi’s Appletini, a pot of lukewarm gravy, and some pita bread."

-From my new humor essay in Splitsider

http://splitsider.com/2014/05/letter-...


message 14: by Jasmine (new)

Jasmine Schwartz (jasmineschwartz) "An Endless Cycle of Failed Diets"
Has the NYT recommended this article to you? Beware...

From my latest humor essay in Trop:
http://tropmag.com/2014/worrying-arti...


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